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#1704: A HAIKU

Sun, 2004 Feb 22

haiku 

  ______________   A POO POKES                                   
 |    |____|  | |                                                
 |   .'    `. | |   THE POO LEFT                                 
 |  :        (_)|                                                
 | :          : |    IT SURE DID MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT THOUGH
 |  :        :  |    (SHIT, BLOOD SMEARED ON WALLS, DOZENS OF    
 |   `.____.'   |    CORPSES SCATTERED EVERYWHERE, SOUND OF      
_|______________|_   APPROACHING SIRENS)                         
KCK                                                              
                                                                 
(3-3-34 IS CLOSE ENOUGH TO 5-7-5 FOR OUR PURPOSES)

#1795: A CRAPPY HAIKU

Sun, 2004 May 23

haiku 

  ___                                     
 //  7       KARMA WILL GET YOU           
(_,_/\                                    
 \    \      MEANWHILE THIS GAY ASCII DICK
  \    \                                  
  _\    \__  MAKES GOOD COMPANY           
 (   \     )                              
  \___\___/

#1927: OXYCONTIN

Sat, 2004 Oct 2

haiku 

                              |                                 
                              |                                 
                              |        OXYCONTIN PLEASE         
                              |                                 
                              |        BIG FAT TIP IN IT FOR YOU
                              |                                 
                              |        JACK ME OFF SLOWLY       
                          _ ----- _                             
                     .-~             ~-.                        
                   /                     \                      
        .-- -- -- |                       | -- -- --.           
    .-~ / ~~ ~~ ~~ \        O   O        / ~~ ~~ ~~ \ ~-.       
.-~   /        _ - ~ ~-.             .-~ ~ - _        \   ~-.   
    /      /~          /  ~ ----- ~  \          ~\      \       
  /       /           /               \           \       \     
         /           /                 \           \            
        /           /                   \           \           
       /           |                     |           \          
                   |                     |                      
                   |                     |                      
                   |                     |                      
                   |                     |

#1954: BILL BIXBY

Fri, 2004 Oct 29

haiku, usenet 

                      __________                               
             ________|          |________                      
            |       /   ||||||   \       |                     
            |     ,'              `.     |                     
            |   ,'                  `.   |                     
            | ,'   ||||||||||||||||   `. |                     
            ,'  /____________________\  `.                     
           /______________________________\                    
          |                                |                   
          |                                |                   
          |                                |                   
          |________________________________|                   
            |____________________------__|    Seal             
                                                               
,----------------------------------------------------,         
| [][][][][]  [][][][][]  [][][][]  [][__]  [][][][] |         
|                                                    |         
|  [][][][][][][][][][][][][][_]    [][][]  [][][][] |         
|  [_][][][][][][][][][][][][][ |   [][][]  [][][][] |         
| [][_][][][][][][][][][][][][]||     []    [][][][] |         
| [__][][][][][][][][][][][][__]    [][][]  [][][]|| |         
|   [__][________________][__]              [__][]|| |         
`----------------------------------------------------'         
                                                               
   LET'S WRITE BILL BIXBY HAIKUS BECAUSE WE'RE ON USENET AND SO
   WE REALLY CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WITH OUR TIME
                                                               
   I MEAN PLONK

#2349: UNTITLED II

Mon, 2005 Nov 28

haiku 

 ___                                        
<__ \            YAKUZA WATCH ME            
  | o|                                      
  | o|  ______   ZIPPO MAKES ME THINK OF MAY
  | o|  / O /                               
   \ o\/ O /     I LIKE GASOLINE            
    \____/                                  
    GABATZ

#2750: CLASSICAL JAPANESE HAIKU

Wed, 2007 Jan 3

haiku 

   HERE IS MY CLASSICAL JAPANESE HAIKU FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT          
                                                                   
     =,             .=                                             
    =.|    ,---.    |.=                                            
    =.| "-(:::::)-" |.=     BABY I'M A WANT YA                     
     \\__/`-.|.-'\__//                                             
      `-| .::| .::|-'       BARFING ALL OVER THE SIDEWALK REVEALING
       _|`-._|_.-'|_         FRUIT LOOPS FOR BREAKFAST             
     /.-|    | .::|-.\                                             
    // ,| .::|::::|. \\     NOT CLEANING IT UP, RUNNING AWAY       
   || //\::::|::' /\\ ||                                           
   /'\|| `.__|__.' ||/'\                                           
  ^    \\         //    ^                                          
jrei   /'\       /'\                                               
      ^             ^

#2850: ALL ABOUT THE OWLS

Fri, 2007 Apr 13

haiku 

         ,___,         GET OUT OF BED                      
        /(6 6)\_                                           
       /\` ' `'\\_     I CAN'T RAPE YOU THROUGH THE BLANKET
       \\\_''''|\\\                                        
       )\\\\''//||/    OWLS GIVE TERRIBLE HEAD             
  ._,--/////""------                                       
b'ger           `

#2874: A HAIKU (BUT NOT)

Mon, 2007 May 7

haiku 

          ,                         
      .--'|}                        
     /    /}}     I AM PLEASED      
   .=\.--'`\}       WITH YOUR WANG  
  //` '---./`         GIVE IT HERE  
  ||  /|                            
   \\| |                            
 |\_\\/                             
 \__/\\       IT'S A HAIKU (BUT NOT)
      \\                            
jgs    \|

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