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#3133: TWITTER FANS Mon, 2008 Jan 21 twitter _ DO TWITTER FANS CALL THEMSLEVES "TWITS" , L\ BECAUSE IF SO THAT WOULD BE APPRPORIATE \/OO\ |/ \ OH NO WAIT I'VE GOT IT: /_\ ` AP _\ |_ "TWATS" #3345: TWEETS Wed, 2008 Aug 20 twitter .-. (/^\) (\ /) I'M TWEETING ABOUT TWATS .-'-. /(_I_)\ \\) (// / \ \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ #3585: MORE ABOUT TWITTER Fri, 2009 Apr 17 twitter _________ \ \ \ -dd- \ YES *PLEASE* I WOULD LIKE TO \ \ HEAR MORE ABOUT TWITTER \ \ )--------) IT TOTALLY DOESN'T MAKE MY BALLS ACHE //)/)/) / MORE AND MORE EACH TIME SOMEONE TALKS ABOUT IT /////// / /////// / /////// / WHAT NO I'M ONLY LIGHTING THIS MATCH FOR UNRELATED /""""""""/ REASONS IT'S NOT TO LIGHT YOU ON FUCKING FIRE /____<()_/ || || HOLD STILL FUCKFACE || || || #3637: STATE OF PLAY Mon, 2009 Jun 8 blog, twitter __________________________ / | |______| |___ __/ / , | | /\ | | ^ | | ,--. ,' ,'| | |.' `.| |/ \| | / \ ,' ,'__| | |______| |___| | \ / / | | | | _ `--' [ ,--. | |,--| |] (_) FINALLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 |__/ \_|__________/ \__|= o \ / \ / A THRILLER ABOUT BLOGGERS/TWITTERERS bmw `--' `--' #3644: IRANIAN REVOLUTION II Mon, 2009 Jun 15 iran, topical, twitter (~)(~)(~) FINALLY TWITTER HAS FOUND A WAY TO MAKE MONEY !!1!!111!! '|''|''|' \|/\|/\|/ WELCOME TO HTTP://TWITTER.IR/ [~~~~~~~~~] |~~~~~~~| OKAY NO TWEETING ABOUT THE IRANIAN ELECTIONS OR RIOTS ldb |_______| OR ANYTHING NAUGHTY OR TOPICAL OR ANYTHING AT ALL ACTUALLY #3767: HASHTAGS Fri, 2009 Oct 16 twitter ./==\ /~~~~~\V ./ / || (-_=====) ./ / || ( -=====\ ./ ./ /| \ ( ( )= ./ (./ / | \ ) ) _/ ./ ./ / | |\ ,__(__ ( ( ___/ ./ / | | \ ( L:\\ -v-\ / @@@/@@@@ @@@\@@@ / /\L:\\VV KK\/ (@@@/OO@@@@)@@@OO\@@@) / / |L:\\vKKxx) @/@@@@@@ @@@@@\@ <c < \LL:KKxxX/ \ \ \KKxxXX/ \ \ |=====/ \ \ /mltggll\ ) ) |mltgglll\ ())) mmltgglll\ _\\___WWWWWWWWW) <==\\==>MM#@#!!!| \\ MM#@#!!:!/ \\ MM#@#!!!| M\\ M#@#!!:\ MM\\ @#!!:!| <<:\\ @#:::/ ><<<:\/#|||| WELP JUST GOT UP IT'S TIME TO LOG INTO TWITTER <>>>:@@#___\ AND LET EVERYONE KNOW WHAT'S ON MY MIND !!!!111 DS \/~oO/ )Ooo +--------------------------------------------------------------------+ | [JUSTICIA] HMMM WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST #CUNT #CUNT #CUNT #CUNT #CUNT | | | | 17 MINUTES AGO VIA WEB | +--------------------------------------------------------------------+ #3835: TWITS.WS Wed, 2009 Dec 23 blog, twitter ________________ / o /| HEY I'VE GOT A WINNER OF AN IDEA /_______________/o| | o | | LET'S MAKE A BLOG ABOUT RECENT HASHTAGS | o | / USED ON TWITTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ejm |________________|/ RECYCLING DOGSHIT INTO EVEN LESS PALATABLE DOGSHIT AND THEN SHITTING ON OUR OWN FACES AND PRETENDING THERE'S NO SHIT ANYWHERE #3876: A TWITTER ACCOUNT Tue, 2010 Feb 2 twitter, word |/ \| -<_/ __ \_>- |\ __ .-. / \\' (\ .-. | \ \|\- _ c ,,) _// | \_ c ,,) > / \_ \__ (__, _/ / \ `-.\_/ -/ / \ \- ' /`-._/ ) `-/ ( -/ _/ ( / \ ) ( / \ ) '-' `-.a `@_/ `-.@ \ | \ | | , /\ | , /\ /`-._/ \ /`-._/ \ | _ \ | _ ) / / \ | / / \ / | / \ \ / _/ / / )/ | | // | / (_/ | / (/ | / | \ || \_) \) S-v I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY SOMEONE HASN'T ALREADY MADE THE TWITTER ACCOUNT "LINUXTITS" IT SEEMS LIKE IT SHOULD BE KIND OF AUTOMATIC DOESN'T IT #4748: TRENDING TOPICS Sat, 2012 Jun 23 twitter / / / / / /; /; // FINALLY GOOGLE+ HAS TRENDING TOPICS // JUST LIKE TWITTER (SAID THE BIRD'S ANUS) ;/ ,// / _,-' ;_,, / _,'-_ ;|,' / _,-'_,..--. | ___ .'-'_)' ) _)\| ___ ,'"""`'' _ ) ) _) ''--'''_,-' -={-o- /| ) _) ) ; '_,--'' \ -' ,`. ) .) _)_,''| `."( `------'' / `.\ _,' `-.____....-\\ || \\ // || // || // || _-.//_, _||_, jrei ,' ,-'/ #4804: MATH OR MATHS Sat, 2012 Aug 18 topical, twitter _ _ _ _ //|\ //|\ //|\ //|\ c_"/ c_"/ c_"/ c_"/ __/\__ /\__ /\ /\ / \ /\ \ /\/\ /\/\ /____\ /____\ /____\ /____\ S-v /l ll l\ ll LET'S HAVE AN APPARENTLY SERIOUS CHILDISH SLAPFIGHT ON TWITTER ABOUT WHETHER IT SHOULD BE WRITTEN "MATH" OR "MATHS" (APPARENTLY COMPLETELY IGNORANT OF THE CONVENTIONS BETWEEN COUNTRIES AND HOW UTTERLY FUCKING BORING THIS TOPIC IS) MEANWHILE LET'S STILL PRETEND LIKE WE'RE ACTUALLY SERIOUS PEOPLE WRITING SERIOUS BOOKS ABOUT SERIOUS TOPICS ON PHYSICS AND SCIENCE WHILE BEING TOO STUPID TO ACTUALLY NOT REALIZE THIS IS POINTLESS NEXT UP: ALUMINUM OR ALUMINIUM !?!?!?!?? TWITTERFIGHT !!!!!1!!11! #4984: LENT Thu, 2013 Feb 14 twitter _.._ ," "\ / _ | I'M GIVING UP TWITTER FOR LENT !!!!!! [' ", _ ; | (2" "`\ `:`\, _' |[``-_`~\ FGGHFGHFHGFHGFHHGFH HORRIBLE DIARRHEA \|\\ _/"' "--" itz #5207: BREAKING NEWS ON TWITTER Wed, 2013 Sep 25 twitter ()_()()_() / ..)(.. \ __/ ( || ) \_ BREAKING NEWS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 (_/ * * (_) | | | || SOMEONE TWEETED SOMETHING | | | \_/| \__/ | | > \ / <__,--,__|/|_>

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