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#449: NEED TO KNOW BASIS
canada
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, ;::::::. SO IN CANADA
_|_ ___`;)::::; DO YOU STICK COINS
( 6)( 6)---,-.; IN STRIPPERS' PANTIES
`-'/ `-' .|; OR WHAT
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` ___. ,,'' BASIS HERE PEOPLE
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#2054: THE SECOND AMERICAN CIVIL WAR BEGINS AND ENDS
canada, election 2004
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FUCK THIS ELECTION !!!!!! LET'S SECEDE FROM THE UNION
BECAUSE WHAT DEMOCRACY MEANS TO ME IS I ALWAYS GET MY WAY OR FUCK IT
WHAT DO YOU MEAN CANADA WON'T HAVE US OH WELL I'M GOING TO STARBUCKS
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#2074: O, CANADA
canada
,,==="""""""===,, WHY DOES THE .CA TOP LEVEL DOMAIN
,==""' |\ | /\ `""==, HAVE TO STAND FOR CANADA
,="'|\ | \| /__\ /\ `"=, WHY CAN'T IT STAND FOR
/" |,"\ | | /' `\ / ) "\ CALIFORNIA OR WASHINGTON
/" ," | `\/ /| "\ OR RHODE ISLAND OR
/' | , /",| `\ THE FEDERATED STATES
/' ",/" | `\ OF MICRONESIA OR SOME
/' I=I=I ,d8ba,___ `\ MORE IMPORTANT PLACE
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#2173: QUICK TIP
canada, french, quebec
|> |> HERE'S A HANDY QUICK TIP FOLKS
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/\|/\|/\\ WHENEVER YOU RECEIVE EMAIL FROM SOMEONE
__/ L L L L \/\ ALWAYS CHECK THE DOMAIN NAME IN REVERSE
//\\ L L L L L | ORDER !!!!
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/\_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ L L \ IF YOU SEE:
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L L L // \\ // L L L /
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L L L || || || | THEN YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND DELETE IT
=======|| || [] [] [] | WITHOUT READING IT BECAUSE IT'S
///////|| || | JUST THOSE FUCKING QUEBECOIS FAGGOTS
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#2468: QUEBEC
canada, quebec
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#2472: CANADIAN EXTRADITION LAW
canada, topical
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WE PROMISE NOT TO EXECUTE HIM IF YOU EXTRADITE HIM !!!!!!!
LOL THANKS PSYCH WE'RE GOING TO KILL HIM ANYWAY (DUMBASSES)
LOOK MAYBE IF YOUR PUBLIC POLICY WEREN'T SO GIRLY AND RETARDED
WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO TRICK YOU
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#2886: CANADIAN ACTORS
canada
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,==""' |\ | /\ `""==, CAN WE STOP IMPORTING
,="'|\ | \| /__\ /\ `"=, CANADIAN ACTORS
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/" ," | `\/ /| "\ I MEAN DO WE REALLY NOT
/' | , /",| `\ HAVE ENOUGH ACTORS HERE
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"\ /""\ | | |,'\ /" OR AT THE VERY LEAST COULD
`"=,_ \__/ |__ |__ | ,="' CANADIANS LEARN TO DO MORE
`""=,__ __,=""' CONVINCING AMERICAN ACCENTS
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#2940: GAY MOOSE
canada, newsgroup
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/ \ ; '. MAKE YOU DRINK MOLSON BEER
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#3077: CANADIAN BACON
canada
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.-'__`-._.'.--.'.__., LET'S HEAR IT FOR CANADIAN BACON
/--' '-._.' '-._./
/__.--._.--._.'``-.__/ YET ANOTHER PERFECTLY GOOD THING THOSE
'._.-'-._.-._.-''-..' DIPSHIT CANADIANS MANAGED TO FUCK UP COMPLETELY
jgs
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#3490: 24 SEASON 7
24, canada
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#4218: CANADIAN HEROES
canada, mass effect
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m1a \\___/\\_/\;_||_ _||_\\_/\;\\__/|,\\_/\;
WHEN PLAYING THE MASS EFFECT SERIES I CAN SOMETIMES
HEAR THE VOICE ACTOR PLAYING SHEPARD ACCIDENTALLY
SLIP INTO HIS SHITTY MONGREL CANADIAN ACCENT
COME ON FOLKS LET'S TALK TURKEY HERE
IF THE LAST 200 YEARS HAVE TAUGHT US ANYTHING IT'S
THAT CANADIANS CAN'T BE HEROES
(AND FOR THOSE WHO WOULD POINT OUT THE FEMALE SHEPARD
I WILL RESPOND SIMPLY THAT YOU ARE A FAGGOT)
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#4503: CANADIAN EDEN
canada
_/\_
_/\_\__/_/\_ APPARENTLY IN THIS VARIANT OF EDEN
_/\_\__/_/\_\__/_/\_ EVE'S KIND OF A DYKE AND IS FROM CANADA
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