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#170: COCK

Sat, 1999 Dec 11

original, simple

         c             o            c             k            
8--------------------------------------------------------->    
                                                            tQn

#407: TRILOBITE

Fri, 2000 Aug 4

original, simple

  I'M A TRILOBITE
 /               
0                
  tQn            

#1270: A POLITICALLY-ORIENTED MESSAGE FROM A FLEA

Sun, 2002 Dec 15

flea*, iraq, original, simple

         I'M IRAQ
                 
       /         
      /          
                 
    .            
tQn              

#1449: A ROSE FOR THEE

Thu, 2003 Jun 12

original, simple

                        A ROSE FOR THEE                       
                   -------<-------<-------% tQn               
                                                              
OKAY FIRST OFF IT'S COMMON KNOWLEDGE THAT THE HEAD OF THE ROSE
IS BETTER REPRESENTED WITH A @                                
                                                              
FURTHERMORE EVERYONE -- AND I MEAN EVERYONE -- KNOWS THAT THE 
THORNS LOOK FAR BETTER AS { INSTEAD OF <                      
                                                              
P.S. WE HAVE NO LIVES                                         

#1455: A KEY

Wed, 2003 Jun 18

original, simple

    I'M A KEY
             
      /      
     /       
             
0--"         
     tQn     

#1508: A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE ORAL CANCER SOCIETY

Sun, 2003 Aug 10

dot, simple

THIS COULD GROW UP TO BE ORAL CANCER ---------->   .

#1525: IT BEGINS

Wed, 2003 Aug 27

dot, simple

THE GAY BEGINS HERE -------------------------------------------> .

#1526: MARQUEE

Thu, 2003 Aug 28

simple

+-----------------------------------------+
| MARTIN SHORT AS ....................... |
| A FUCKING RETARD WHO NEEDS TO BE KILLED |
+-----------------------------------------+

#1527: A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM A FLEA

Fri, 2003 Aug 29

flea*, original, simple

    . --- REJOICE !!! FOR HENCEFORTH YOU SHALL BE PERFECT
tQn                                                      

#1763: FLEA REMINISCING ON THE SHIELD

Wed, 2004 Apr 21

flea*, original, shield, simple

    YOUR DICK IN MY ASS MEANS YOU'RE GAY         
    MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH MEANS YOU'RE REALLY GAY
                                                 
      /                                          
                                                 
    .                                            
tQn                                              

#1953: SIDEWAYS CAT POO COILED UP ON A PLATE WITH STEAM RISING

Thu, 2004 Oct 28

original, simple

    [6~
tQn    

#2100: COMMENTARY ON ROBERT BLAKE BY A FLEA

Thu, 2005 Mar 24

flea*, original, simple

      THE ROBERT BLAKE I CAME TO KNOW AND TRUST 
        FROM MONEY TRAIN WOULD NEVER HURT ANYONE
     /                                          
    .                                           
tQn                                             

#2708: SEXCHART

Wed, 2006 Nov 22

original, simple

||| qnq  zngg --|---'        |`---|-|-|-- puevfgl  | | | |  |        | |  |
|||   |    .----|--.         |    |.' |.---'       | | | | wbua      | |  |
||`-. | cravf   | wrjflevpx  |  .-'|  ||.-- sng    | | | `-|--|-- cnrqbfl |
|`. | |  |   .--|--'         `--|--|-.|||          | `-|---|--|----' |  | |
| | | | zbz  |  `.              |  | ||||          |   |   | serql   |  | |
| | | |  |   |   | snttf -------|--' ||||          |   |   |     |   |  | |
| | | fcnprubt --|--'  |        |    ||||          |   |   |     snggyr | |
`-|-|-.  | |`----|--.  pybhq ---|---.||||.-- znznf |   |   |            | |
.-|-|-|--|-|-----|--|------|----|-- cvc!@#! --.    |   | zbzfgvg        | |
| | | |  | |     | gjngfvr |    |     |||||   |    |   | |              | |
|.' | |  | |     `. |      |    `----.||||| hewrjl `-. | |              | |
||  | |  | `------|-|------|-------. |||||`-.        | | |              | |
||  | |  | snttbg | |      |       | |||||  |        | | |              | |
||  | |  |    |   | |      |       | |||||  |        | | |              | |
||  | | penmlgvgf | |    snttbg    | |||||  |        | | |              | |
||  | |   |    `--|-|-------|----. | |||||  |        | | |              | |
||  | | snttyrebp | |       |    | | |||||  |        | | |              | |
||  | |        `--|-|-- shu |   orkl |||||  |        | | |  .-- frgfr   | |
||  | pbpxrggr    | |       |    | | |||||  |        | | |  |           | |
||  `-----|-----. | `-- ubzbfrkl | | ||||| vnzwhfgzr | | |  | grrgrrf   | |
||.-- xnobbz26  | |        |   | | | ||||`-.         | | |  | |         | |
|||   |  |   |  | | qbiref | gvgrf | |||| sntfynlre  | | | gjngf  ktvey | |
                                                                           
  IT'S MY OWN SEX CHART INCLUDING MOM, A GOAT, THAT CHICK WITH THE LIMP,   
  THAT TRAINCAR FULL OF MIDGETS, A RUN DOWN '57 BUICK, AND A FLASHLIGHT    
                                                                           
  OKAY I'M LYING                                                           
                                                                           
                              ,----------.                                 
                              |          |                                 
                              `--- ME ---'                                 
                                           tQn                             

#3395: NEWTON'S CRADLE

Thu, 2008 Oct 9

isaac newton, original, simple

    o ooooo        NEWTON'S CRADLE
tQn                               

#3403: PBUH

Fri, 2008 Oct 17

islam, original, simple

 IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY YOU'LL NOTICE THAT 
THIS ASCII ART IS A PORTRAIT OF MUHAMMAD
                                        
                    .                   
                      tQn               

#3759: TENSOR PRODUCT

Thu, 2009 Oct 8

original, simple, tensor

    (X) - I'M A TENSOR PRODUCT !!!!!! EXPAND MY INDICES AND FUCK MY BROWN ASS
tQn                                                                          

#3965: SPRING

Sun, 2010 May 2

newsgroup, simple

                                                       
         I'M A SPRING ............. OR AM I A COCK ????
                                                       
          YOU DECIDE, CRUEL AND CYNICAL WORLD          
                                                       
               /                                       
              /                                        
                                                       
     C\\\\\\D                                          
Yeti                                                   

#5197: A FLEA'S PHILOSOPHICAL CONUNDRUM

Sun, 2013 Sep 15

flea*, original, simple

      I'M WORRIED ABOUT EPISTEMIC CLOSURE
                                         
       /                                 
      /                                  
    .                                    
tQn                                      

#5252: FIVE CCS

Sat, 2013 Nov 9

original, simple

   '''''''''|'''''''''|'''''''''|'''''''''|'''''''''|    FIVE CCS OF GAY
tQn                                                                     

#5285: X-MEN

Thu, 2013 Dec 12

original, simple, x-men

    |     |  [STACK OVERFLOW]
    |_____|                  
    |     |                  
    |     |  XMEN>           
    |_____|                  
    |     |                  
    |     |  XMEN>           
    |_____|                  
    |     |                  
    |     |  XMEN>           
    |_____|                  
    |     |                  
    |     |  XMEN>           
    |_____|                  
    |     |                  
    |     |  XMEN>           
    |_____|                  
    |     |                  
    |     |  XMEN>           
    |_____|                  
    |     |                  
    |     |  XMEN>           
    |_____|                  
    |     |                  
    |     |  XMEN>           
    |_____|                  
    |     |                  
    |     |  XMEN>           
    |_____|                  
    |     |                  
    |     |  XMEN>           
    |_____|                  
    |     |                  
    |     |  XMEN>           
    |_____|                  
tQn                          

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