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#1533: CONSPIRACY DUCK: NEW WORLD ORDER
conspiracy duck*
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o< THE 9/11 ATTACK WAS ORCHESTRATED BY PRESIDENT BUSH
AND THE ELDERS OF ZION IN ORDER TO FURTHER THEIR
PLANS FOR THE NEW WORLD ORDER
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#1581: CONSPIRACY DUCK: GNUTELLA PIONEER
conspiracy duck*, gnutella
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o< PRETTY SURE GENE KAN WAS ASSASSINATED BY THE FREE SOFTWARE
FOUNDATION BECAUSE GNUTELLA CAN'T SCALE
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#1599: CONSPIRACY DUCK: OPEN SOURCE
conspiracy duck*, open source
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/ / / / / / / | | / / --.________,-_/ / / / / / | | / / / / / / / / /
\ \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ ```-----' \ \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \
/ / / / / / / | | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / | | / / / / / / / hjm
o< OPEN SOURCE IS REALLY A REPTILIAN PLOT SO THAT THEY CAN GET ALL THE
GOVERNMENTS TO SWITCH FROM PROPRIETARY TO OPEN SOURCE SOLUTIONS SO
THAT THEY CAN REPLACE KEY HEADS OF STATE WITH REPTILIAN IMPOSTORS
I MEAN THIS IS JUST COMMON SENSE PEOPLE
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#1605: CONSPIRACY DUCK: THE BERSERKER HYPOTHESIS
berserkers, conspiracy duck*
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o< HIDE !!!!!!!! THE BERSERKERS ARE COMING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY'VE DETECTED OUR INNOCENT RADIO SIGNALS AND ARE ON THEIR
WAY HERE RIGHT NOW !!!!!!!!! THEY MUST BE BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY
WAY I CAN THINK OF TO EXPLAIN THE FERMI PARADOX
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#2187: CONSPIRACY DUCK: THE NEW WORD
conspiracy duck*, word
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o< INSTEAD OF USING THE WORDS JUNTA OR HEGEMONY
I'M JUST GOING TO GO HALFWAY AND CALL IT A JUNTEGEMONY
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#2303: CONSPIRACY DUCK: COMMENTS
conspiracy duck*, logo, original
# I'M A COMMENT
// I'M A COMMENT TOO
/* WE NEVER LANDED ON THE MOON */
(* THE HOLOCAUST WAS FAKED *)
<!-- ANAL HURTS MORE THAN FACIAL -->
REM THE GOVERNMENT IS RUN BY REPTILIAN ALIENS
' THE 9/11 ATTACKS WERE A TRICK TO TAKE AWAY OUR LIBERTIES
; ALIENS CREATED THE PYRAMIDS NOT THE EGYPTIANS
~ HITLER'S CLONES ARE ALIVE AND WELL IN COLD STORAGE IN BAVARIA
o< SEE AS A SOFTWARE ENGINEER I JUST PUT MY CONSPIRACY THEORIES IN
COMMENTS IN THE CODE I'M WRITING AS WORK FOR HIRE !!! THAT WAY
THEY WILL NEVER DIE
BY THE WAY THE LAST COMMENT IS FOR LOGO !!!!
REPEAT 4 [FORWARD 10 FUCK OFF]
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#2500: CONSPIRACY DUCK: CHICAGO PORT FIRE
conspiracy duck*, hulk
_____________ o< THE CHICAGO PORT FIRE WAS
CAUSED BY THE HULK, SENT BACK
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#2556: CONSPIRACY DUCK: THE TUNGUSKA EVENT
conspiracy duck*, hulk
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#2806: CONSPIRACY DUCK: PARTICLE PHYSICS
conspiracy duck*
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#2811: CONSPIRACY DUCK: 9/11
911, conspiracy duck*, meta
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= ===(_________D
o< THERE'S A GUY WHO SENDS TYPO CORRECTIONS TO ASCII ART FARTS
HE'S BEEN DOING THIS FOR QUITE A WHILE AND AS OF TODAY HE'S
SENT IN A TOTAL OF 93 CORRECTIONS
WHICH PROBABLY IS A GOOD INDICATION THAT MAYBE WE SHOULD
CONSIDER DRINKING A LITTLE LESS
BUT I'D LIKE TO IMPRESS UPON YOU, DEAR READERS, THE GREATER
ISSUE AT HAND THAT IS REVEALED BY THIS NUMBER
93 ?!??!?! HELLO ?!?!?!? UNITED FLIGHT 93 ?!?!?? 9/11 ?!?!?!?!
IT PROVES THAT OUR GOVERNMENT WAS IN ON 9/11 AND SO WAS THIS GUY
WHY HE'S SENDING IN TYPOS TO US RATHER THAN DOING SOMETHING MORE
SINISTER FOR THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT I COULDN'T SAY
MAYBE HE'S BEEN DEMOTED ON ACCOUNT OF US SEEING THROUGH THE
CONSPIRACY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SIGNED, F*CK B*SH
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#4239: CONSPIRACY DUCK: THE ONION
conspiracy duck*, onion, topical
..
c='o|\ _.-7
cwz ,-( | | |/ o< THE MOTHERFUCKING ONION IS RIPPING OFF MY JOKES
`-.-' (o)-(o)
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