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#37: MERDOG

Sat, 1999 Jul 31

hippies

                __     EITHER I'M A HIPPIE OR A FAGGOT OR BOTH
             ,-'  `.   I'M NOT SURE WHICH SINCE I'M A MERDOG  
            /  ,-.  \           GAHGALHGLAALHALGHALH          
          .'   `-o'  `-._  /                ,                 
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                      `--`----._.---'                         

#2199: BEST PART ABOUT HIPPIES

Fri, 2005 Jul 1

best part, hippies

              ,@@@@@@@@@,                                        
            @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@    THE BEST PART ABOUT HIPPIES IS YOU
           @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@   CAN BURN THEIR BODIES AND USE THEM
           @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@   FOR WARMTH, LIGHT                 
           @@@@@'_   _'@@@@@                                     
            @@@| o   o |@@@    PRESUMING OF COURSE YOU DON'T MIND
             '@|  (_)  |@'     THE HEADY SMELL OF INCENSE, DIRTY 
               \  ___  /       FEET, AND ASS                     
               |\_`~`_/|                                         
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     |   /{{{{{   '-'   }}}}}\   |                               

#2663: DOLLAR STORES

Sun, 2006 Oct 8

hippies

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    FOLKS WHY ARE ALL HIPPIE-OWNED BUSINESS ALWAYS DOLLAR STORES ?????  
                                                                        
    ANSWER: HIPPIES ARE CUNNING CAPITALISTS                             
                                                                        
    NOW LET'S ALL MOVE OUT TO BAKERSFIELD AND START A COMMUNE           

#2826: BUMPER STICKER

Tue, 2007 Mar 20

hippies

                        IF YOU'RE NOT OUTRAGED                             
                         YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION                       
                                      (TO MY STUPID HIPPIE PROPAGANDA)     
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
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#3010: THROWING UP SIGNS

Thu, 2007 Sep 20

hippies

                                                                 
        .-*"""*.                                                 
        /        \                                               
       :   .--. .-:                                              
       |  /  _."._|                                              
       |_:  'o  /o:                                              
       :P       \ |     QUICK, THROW UP SOME HIPPIE GANG SIGNS   
       `-| `.  _' ;                                              
         |`.  `- /        WE DON'T WANT THEM TO THINK WE'RE      
  [bug]  ; |`-._/          FROM A DIFFERENT HIPPIE SWAMP         
       _/  `.  :                                                 
    .-' `-.     `+._._       THEY COULD GET ANGRY AND FORCE US TO
  .'       ``-  '  `-.`.      LISTEN TO THEIR MUSIC              
 /              \     `.\                                        
:                \      \:                                       
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#3556: HIS BASTOGNE

Thu, 2009 Mar 19

hippies, world war ii

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            )                .,.&&                                        
           (  (              \=__/    I JUST WANT TO SAVOR OUR VICTORY    
               )             ,'-'.    OVER THE BATTLE OF MY BULGE         
         (    (  ,,      _.__|/ /|                                        
          ) /\ -((------((_|___/ |                                        
        (  // | (`'      ((  `'--|                                        
      _ -.;_/ \\--._      \\ \-._/.                                       
     (_;-// | \ \-'.\    <_,\_\`--'|                                      
     ( `.__ _  ___,')      <_,-'__,'  WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S THE WRONG   
jrei  `'(_ )_)(_)_)'                  NAME I WAS THERE YOU HIPPIE PACIFIST

#3883: SIXTIES

Tue, 2010 Feb 9

hippies

      __                          
    `( o`_\                       
      \ \ `           FREE LOVE,  
      / /                         
   __WWWW__        BUT BAD HYGIENE
  ( /    \ )                      
  | |    | |                      
   \|    |/                       
 ___vv__vv____                    
/   ``  ''    \                   
|_____________|                   
    /    \ nmf                    
   (_I__I_)                       

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