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#37: MERDOG Sat, 1999 Jul 31 hippies __ EITHER I'M A HIPPIE OR A FAGGOT OR BOTH ,-' `. I'M NOT SURE WHICH SINCE I'M A MERDOG / ,-. \ GAHGALHGLAALHALGHALH .' `-o' `-._ / , / ._`--.' /\ / \ ( ( `-' / \ / \ ) ) \ \ / / / ,----. ;---. \ \/ / / ____ \ )___ \ `. ,' / `' | `' \ \ / ) ) \ ;'.-(,'.-'-.'-.'-;'.-.'.;'.;.;'.''-'.-;-'.';;-'-''-;:- \ \._ / ) ; `---. ___,' ) \ `--' ( ;,_ ; cf `-. ,' `--`-.__ ,' `--`----._.---' #2199: BEST PART ABOUT HIPPIES Fri, 2005 Jul 1 best part, hippies ,@@@@@@@@@, @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ THE BEST PART ABOUT HIPPIES IS YOU @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ CAN BURN THEIR BODIES AND USE THEM @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ FOR WARMTH, LIGHT @@@@@'_ _'@@@@@ @@@| o o |@@@ PRESUMING OF COURSE YOU DON'T MIND '@| (_) |@' THE HEADY SMELL OF INCENSE, DIRTY \ ___ / FEET, AND ASS |\_`~`_/| ____/: `"` :\____ /`}}}}}\ /{{{{{`\ / {{{{{ \ / }}}}} \ / }}}}} \.-./ {{{{{ \ | {{{{{ / | \ }}}}} | jgs | }}}}} \/|\/ {{{{{ | | /{{{{{ '-' }}}}}\ | #2663: DOLLAR STORES Sun, 2006 Oct 8 hippies ______________________________________________________________________ |.============[_F_E_D_E_R_A_L___R_E_S_E_R_V_E___N_O_T_E_]=============.| ||%&%&%&%_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ %&%&%&%&|| ||%&.-.&/||_||_ | ||\||||_| \ (_ ||\||_(_ /\|_ |\|V||_|)|/ |\ %&.-.&&|| ||&// |\ || ||_ \_/| ||||_|_/ ,_)|||||_,_) \/| ||| ||_|\|\_|| &// |\%|| ||| | | |% ,-----,-'____'-,-----, %| | | ||| ||| | | |&% """""""""" [ .-;"`___ `";-. ] &%| | | ||| ||&\===// `).'' .'`_.- `. '.'.(` A 76355942 J \\===/&|| ||&%'-'%/1 // .' /` \ \\ \%'-'%|| ||%&%&%/` d8888b // / \ _ _;, \\ .-"""-. 1 `&%&%%|| ||&%&%& 8P |) Yb ;; ( > a a| \ ;; //A`Y A\\ &%&%&|| ||&%&%| 8b |) d8 || ( ,\ \ | ) || ||.-'-.|| |%&%&|| ||%&%&| Y8888P || '--'/` -- /-' || \\_/~\_// |&%&%|| ||%&%&| || |\`-.__/ || '-...-' |&%&%|| ||%%%%| || /` |._ .|-. || |%&%&|| ||%&%&| A 76355942 J /;\ _.' \ } \ '-. /;\ |%&%&|| ||&%.-; (, '. \ } `\ \' ,) ,.,.,.,., ;-.%&|| ||%( | ) 1 """"""" _( \ ;...---------.;.; / )_ ```""""""" 1 ( | )%|| ||&%'-'==================\`------------------`/=================='-'%&|| ||%&%&%&%&%&%&%%&%&&&%&%%&)O N E D O L L A R(%&%&%&%&%&%&%%&%&&&%&%%&|| ||%JGS%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&&/_.----------------._\%&%&%%&%&&%%&%&%&%&%&%&|| '""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""` FOLKS WHY ARE ALL HIPPIE-OWNED BUSINESS ALWAYS DOLLAR STORES ????? ANSWER: HIPPIES ARE CUNNING CAPITALISTS NOW LET'S ALL MOVE OUT TO BAKERSFIELD AND START A COMMUNE #2826: BUMPER STICKER Tue, 2007 Mar 20 hippies IF YOU'RE NOT OUTRAGED YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION (TO MY STUPID HIPPIE PROPAGANDA) _____________ ..---:::::::-----------. ::::;;. .'"""""" ;; \ ":. .'' ; \ "\__. .' ;; ; \\"; .' ; _____; \\/ .' :; ;" \ ___:'. .'--........................... : = ____:" \ \ ..-"" """' o""" ; ; : .--"" .----- ..----... _.- --. ..-" ; ; ; ; .""_- "--""-----'"" _-" .-"" ; ; .-. .' .' ." ." ; ; /. | /-./' ." / _.. ; ; ;;;| : ;-.______ / _________==. /_ \ ; ; ;;;; ; / | """"""""""".---.""""""" : /" ". |; ; _; ;;; /"-/ | / / / / ;|; ;-" | ;'; :- : """----______ / / ____. . ."'. ;; .-"..T" . '. " ___ "": '"""""""""""""" . ; ; ;; ;." ." '--" ", __ """ ""---... :- - - - - - - - - ' ' ; ; ; ;;" ." /. ; """---___ ; ; ; ;|."" : ": """----. .-------. ; ; ; ;: \ '--__ \ \ \ / | ; ;; '-.. """"---___ : .______..\ __/..-""| ; ; ; ""--.. """--" m l s . ". . ; ""------... ..--"" " : """""""""""""""""" \ / "------" #3010: THROWING UP SIGNS Thu, 2007 Sep 20 hippies .-*"""*. / \ : .--. .-: | / _."._| |_: 'o /o: :P \ | QUICK, THROW UP SOME HIPPIE GANG SIGNS `-| `. _' ; |`. `- / WE DON'T WANT THEM TO THINK WE'RE [bug] ; |`-._/ FROM A DIFFERENT HIPPIE SWAMP _/ `. : .-' `-. `+._._ THEY COULD GET ANGRY AND FORCE US TO .' ``- ' `-.`. LISTEN TO THEIR MUSIC / \ `.\ : \ \: : .-' .L ; ._ \ .' \ /`) `. |\ /`\ \ | :. : ' ; ; \ : :' ; | : | `--J / ._/ ; .-' /'-'; : \ :_.-' .' :`. L_.-' _.-' \ -.-' / / |`. | / _.' .' ; .' : \ : .' | .' .' / / \ .-' : .'.-'`-- : -' : `.-' \ _.-' | | " | \ | ; ; c :| #3556: HIS BASTOGNE Thu, 2009 Mar 19 hippies, world war ii ( ,&&&. ) .,.&& ( ( \=__/ I JUST WANT TO SAVOR OUR VICTORY ) ,'-'. OVER THE BATTLE OF MY BULGE ( ( ,, _.__|/ /| ) /\ -((------((_|___/ | ( // | (`' (( `'--| _ -.;_/ \\--._ \\ \-._/. (_;-// | \ \-'.\ <_,\_\`--'| ( `.__ _ ___,') <_,-'__,' WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S THE WRONG jrei `'(_ )_)(_)_)' NAME I WAS THERE YOU HIPPIE PACIFIST #3883: SIXTIES Tue, 2010 Feb 9 hippies __ `( o`_\ \ \ ` FREE LOVE, / / __WWWW__ BUT BAD HYGIENE ( / \ ) | | | | \| |/ ___vv__vv____ / `` '' \ |_____________| / \ nmf (_I__I_)

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