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#4620: HANGIN' WITH JESUS: PART ONE

Thu, 2012 Feb 16

hangin with jesus*, jesus

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                     \`-'  . |   VAGINAS LOOK KIND OF STRANGE OUT OF CONTEXT   
                     |_.-'-._|   I MEAN DURING SEX THEY'RE COOL AND ALL BUT    
                     \  _'_  /   A RANDOM CLOSEUP SHOT OF A VAGINA "AT REST" IS
                     |; -:- |    JUST A LITTLE AWKWARD AND SOMEWHAT UNAPPEALING
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                     |;     .\   IN MY HUMBLE OPINION ANYWAY                   
                     / `'\'`\-;                                                
                    ;`   '. `_/  I'M JESUS, I DIED FOR YOUR SINS FUCKHEADS     
                    |,`-._;  .;  SHOW ME YOUR PRICKS                           
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#4621: HANGIN' WITH JESUS: PART TWO

Fri, 2012 Feb 17

hangin with jesus*, jesus

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JUDAS ISCARIOT'S CUM    |; -:- |                   
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#4622: HANGIN' WITH JESUS: PART THREE

Sat, 2012 Feb 18

hangin with jesus*, jesus

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                     \`-'  . |  I REMEMBER THIS ONE DAY, I SPENT THE          
                     |_.-'-._|  ENTIRE AFTERNOON SCRAPING MY PIPE AND WATCHING
                     \  _'_  /  VIDEOS OF SOME FAT GUY EATING THE WORLD'S     
                     |; -:- |   HOTTEST CHILE PEPPERS ON YOUTUBE              
                     || -.- \                                                 
                     |;     .\  WHILE EATING THEM HE MADE DISGUSTING SOUNDS   
                     / `'\'`\-; THAT REMINDED ME OF PIGEONS FUCKING           
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                    |,`-._;  .; I WILL NEVER REGRET THAT FINEST OF DAYS       
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#4636: HANGIN' WITH JESUS: PART FOUR

Sat, 2012 Mar 3

hangin with jesus*

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE CHANNEL                           
AIRWOLF IS ON IN THREE MINUTES                                  
CHANGE IT TO USA YOU ASSHOLE ROMANS                             
YOU GUYS ARE DICKS, I DON'T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU ANYMORE   
                                                                
                                                                
GUESS I DON'T REALLY HAVE A CHOICE THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   
                                                                
                                                                
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#4672: HANGIN' WITH JESUS: PART FIVE

Sun, 2012 Apr 8

hangin with jesus*, topical

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                     \  _'_  /  TIME TO LET ME DOWN FOR EASTER       
                     |; -:- |   SO I CAN PUT SOME COOKIES IN MY OVEN 
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                     |;     .\  SINCE I'M JEWISH IT'S TECHNICALLY    
                     / `'\'`\-; A "JEW OVEN"                         
                    ;`   '. `_/                                      
                    |,`-._;  .; ALRIGHT QUIT MAKING STUPID JOKES AND 
                    `;\  `.-'-; UNNAIL ME, I'M DYING FOR A SHOWER TOO
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