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#2110: NAME THAT SONG

Sun, 2005 Apr 3

half-life

   .       .            CARBON STARS WITH ANCIENT SATELLITES COLONIZED 
 +  :      .           BY SENTIENT FUNGI ....                          
           :       _                                                   
       .   !   '  (_)      GAS GIANTS INHABITED BY VAST METEOROLOGICAL 
          ,|.'            INTELLIGENCES .......                        
-  -- ---(-O-`--- --  -                                                
         ,`|'`.              WORLDS STRETCHED THIN ACROSS THE MEMBRANES
       ,   !    .           WHERE THE DIMENSIONS INTERSECT .......     
           :       :  "                                                
           .     --+--     ..... IMPOSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE WITH OUR       
 .:  O!o   .       !        LIMITED VOCABULARY                         

#2131: GEFORCE 6800 GT

Sun, 2005 Apr 24

half-life

      .-.                                                           
     (/^\)   OKAY PLAYING HALF-LIFE 2 AT 1600X1200 WITH 4X HARDWARE 
     (\ /)   ANTIALIASING I CAN TOTALLY TELL THAT ALYX LIKES ME MORE
     .-'-.                                                          
    /(_I_)\                                                         
    \\) (//                                                         
     /   \                                                          
     \ | /                                                          
      \|/                                                           
      /|\                                                           
      \|/                                                           
jgs   /Y\                                                           

#2179: CIVIL PROTECTION

Sat, 2005 Jun 11

half-life

 _                                                                    
|_t+.__________________......_  /;_                                   
;________________/     :    \ t""o.\__   WHEN I SHOOT CIVIL PROTECTION
:---|------------------t-----^-`--'  /   I FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF   
 \__L___________________\____________\                                
              ""-. o .--. \--'/  l  .-t+.                             
                  \ (   l) ;""   : /                                  
                   l `--" o;      Y      *BLAM* (SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE)   
                    """""";:  .-. :\                                  
                          ::  '-'  ;\                                 
                           ;;      : ;                                
                           :: bug   ;|                                
                           ;'-------';                                
                           '"------""                                 

#2227: MAJOR STRIDES

Fri, 2005 Jul 29

half-life

    _                ___       _.--.                                  
    \`.|\..----...-'`   `-._.-'_.-'`                                  
    /  ' `         ,       __.--'                                     
    )/' _/     \   `-_,   /        WE'VE MADE MAJOR STRIDES SINCE THEN
    `-'" `"\_  ,_.-;_.-\_ ',                                          
        _.-'_./   {_.'   ; /   MAJOR STRIDES                          
fsc/as {_.-``-'         {_/                                           

#2420: WE DON'T GO TO RAVENHOLM

Tue, 2006 Feb 7

half-life

             (()))                                
            /|x x|                                
           /\( - )                                
   ___.-._/\/                                     
  /=`_'-'-'/  !!      WE DON'T GO TO RAVENHOLM    
  |-{-_-_-}     !                                 
  (-{-_-_-}    !      (IT'S ALL YUPPIES THERE NOW)
   \{_-_-_}   !                                   
    }-_-_-}                                       
    {-_|-_}                                       
    {-_|_-}                                       
    {_-|-_}                                       
    {_-|-_}  ZOT                                  
____%%@ @%%_______                                

#2473: BIOZEMINADES

Sat, 2006 Apr 1

half-life

        __ _.--..--._ _                            
     .-' _/   _/\_   \_'-.                         
    |__ /   _/\__/\_   \__|   IS THAT A BIOZEMINADE
       |___/\_\__/  \___|                          
              \__/                                 
              \__/                                 
               \__/                                
                \__/                               
             ____\__/___                           
       . - '             ' -.                      
      /                      \                     
~~~~~~~  ~~~~~ ~~~~~  ~~~ ~~~  ~~~~~               
  ~~~   ~~~~~   ~!~~   ~~ ~  ~ ~ ~pjb              

#3079: CONCEALMENT

Wed, 2007 Nov 28

half-life

    \            /                                    
     \          /                                     
     |    .     |    CONCEALING A BONER IN MY HEV SUIT
     |----------|                                     
     |--.    .--|                                     
     |   \__/   |                                     
     |    ||    |                                     
     |    ||    |                                     
    _|__  ||  __|_                                    
   (    '-++-'    )                                   
   (  -   ..   .  )                                   
    (  _ -/\ . - )                                    
     (. _ )( __ )                                     
     (____)(____)                                     
 .----`   ||   '----.                                 
(_________)(____rs___)                                

#4286: WWAVD

Sat, 2011 Mar 19

half-life

                           _                                
                        _-' "'-,                            
                     _-' | d$$b |                           
                  _-'    | $$$$ |   WHAT WOULD ALYX VANCE DO
               _-'       | Y$$P |                           
            _-'|         |      |                           
         _-'  _*         |      |                           
      _-' |_-"      __--''\    /                            
   _-'         __--'     __*--'                             
 -'       __-''    __--*__-"`                               
|    _--''   __--*"__-'`                                    
|_--"  .--=`"__-||"                                         
|      |  |\\   ||                                          
| .dUU |  | \\ //                                           
| UUUU | _|___//                                            
| UUUU |  |                                                 
| UUUU |  |                                                 
| UUUU |  |                                                 
| UUUU |  |                                                 
| UUUU |  |                                                 
| UUP' |  | [Matzec]                                        
|   ___^-"`                                                 
 ""'                                                        

#4615: MODIFIED SOURCE ENGINE

Sat, 2012 Feb 11

counter-strike, half-life, portal

I WISH TEAM FORTRESS 2 AND ALL ITS FANS WOULD JUST GO AWAY
IN FACT, VALVE SOFTWARE IN GENERAL CAN JUST FUCK OFF      
PORTAL IS AN OVERRATED PILE OF DOGSHIT                    
THE MEMORY OF HALF-LIFE AND COUNTER-STRIKE GETS           
MORE BITTERSWEET EVERYTIME THEY RELEASE A NEW,            
GAYER VERSION OF THE LAST PILE OF SHIT                    
                                                          
AND MAYBE GET A NEW GAME ENGINE GUYS                      
2004 WAS A LONG TIME AGO                                  
                                                          
                                                          
     ____________        _..._                            
     | ________ |  ___ .'     `. ____________             
     ||s`edewS || |   /`.  .-'  \            |            
     ||rehctuB || |   )X / X.   "\           |            
     ||  pohS  || |   | (_)     _/           |            
     ||________|| |   /((())) / \_____       |            
     |        ] | |   \______/  //    \      |            
     |          | |   _..-)    //  (\/)\     |            
     |          | |  / .\\_..-' \   \/  \    |            
     |          | |_/    \       `. Mom  \___|            
     |          |  /     |         \     /                
_____|__________| /      /         /    / _______         
                  |    ./|        /    /                  
                 _|____\_|        |   /                   
                 \       /       _)   \__                 
                  \     /       (_\    \()                
               ___|_____|____  / / \\_\/                  
            __/           |  |/ /___|                     
    ..'`..'|  |           | _/_/    |       JRO           
  .'(( ((( |__|           |(__()    |                     
.'((( ((( .'__|           |  |______|________             
 ((( (( ((`.  |           |  |              /             
(((((  (((((`.|           |  |             /              
  ((( ((( ((.'|           | /             /               
`..-''-....'  |___________|/             /                

#4617: TRUMAN

Mon, 2012 Feb 13

half-life

             __)),                                          
            //_ _)                                          
            ( "\"                                           
             \_-/         I CONSIDER HARRY S. TRUMAN        
         ,---/  '---.     TO BE "THE ONE TRUE MAN"          
        /     - -    \                                      
       /  \_. _|__,/  \                                     
      /  )\        )\_ \                                    
     / _/  (   '  ) /  /                                    
    / |     (_____) | /                                     
   /,'      /     \/ /,                                     
 _/(_      (   ._, )-'                                      
`--,/      |____|__|                                        
           |    )  |                                        
           |   /   |      FOLKS NOT GETTING THIS JOKE       
           |  / \  |      WILL BE FORGIVEN BECAUSE IT       
          / `|  | _)      INVOLVES KNOWLEDGE OF HISTORY,    
          |  |  |  |      GAMES, AND PUNS                   
          |  /  \  |                                        
          | |    \ |      ALSO THIS COMIC IS A PIECE OF SHIT
          | \    | \_                                       
   gnv   /__(    '-._`,                                     

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