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#2110: NAME THAT SONG

Sun, 2005 Apr 3

half-life 

   .       .            CARBON STARS WITH ANCIENT SATELLITES COLONIZED 
 +  :      .           BY SENTIENT FUNGI ....                          
           :       _                                                   
       .   !   '  (_)      GAS GIANTS INHABITED BY VAST METEOROLOGICAL 
          ,|.'            INTELLIGENCES .......                        
-  -- ---(-O-`--- --  -                                                
         ,`|'`.              WORLDS STRETCHED THIN ACROSS THE MEMBRANES
       ,   !    .           WHERE THE DIMENSIONS INTERSECT .......     
           :       :  "                                                
           .     --+--     ..... IMPOSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE WITH OUR       
 .:  O!o   .       !        LIMITED VOCABULARY

#2131: GEFORCE 6800 GT

Sun, 2005 Apr 24

half-life 

      .-.                                                           
     (/^\)   OKAY PLAYING HALF-LIFE 2 AT 1600X1200 WITH 4X HARDWARE 
     (\ /)   ANTIALIASING I CAN TOTALLY TELL THAT ALYX LIKES ME MORE
     .-'-.                                                          
    /(_I_)\                                                         
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      /|\                                                           
      \|/                                                           
jgs   /Y\

#2179: CIVIL PROTECTION

Sat, 2005 Jun 11

half-life 

 _                                                                    
|_t+.__________________......_  /;_                                   
;________________/     :    \ t""o.\__   WHEN I SHOOT CIVIL PROTECTION
:---|------------------t-----^-`--'  /   I FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF   
 \__L___________________\____________\                                
              ""-. o .--. \--'/  l  .-t+.                             
                  \ (   l) ;""   : /                                  
                   l `--" o;      Y      *BLAM* (SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE)   
                    """""";:  .-. :\                                  
                          ::  '-'  ;\                                 
                           ;;      : ;                                
                           :: bug   ;|                                
                           ;'-------';                                
                           '"------""

#2227: MAJOR STRIDES

Fri, 2005 Jul 29

half-life 

    _                ___       _.--.                                  
    \`.|\..----...-'`   `-._.-'_.-'`                                  
    /  ' `         ,       __.--'                                     
    )/' _/     \   `-_,   /        WE'VE MADE MAJOR STRIDES SINCE THEN
    `-'" `"\_  ,_.-;_.-\_ ',                                          
        _.-'_./   {_.'   ; /   MAJOR STRIDES                          
fsc/as {_.-``-'         {_/

#2420: WE DON'T GO TO RAVENHOLM

Tue, 2006 Feb 7

half-life 

             (()))                                
            /|x x|                                
           /\( - )                                
   ___.-._/\/                                     
  /=`_'-'-'/  !!      WE DON'T GO TO RAVENHOLM    
  |-{-_-_-}     !                                 
  (-{-_-_-}    !      (IT'S ALL YUPPIES THERE NOW)
   \{_-_-_}   !                                   
    }-_-_-}                                       
    {-_|-_}                                       
    {-_|_-}                                       
    {_-|-_}                                       
    {_-|-_}  ZOT                                  
____%%@ @%%_______

#2473: BIOZEMINADES

Sat, 2006 Apr 1

half-life 

        __ _.--..--._ _                            
     .-' _/   _/\_   \_'-.                         
    |__ /   _/\__/\_   \__|   IS THAT A BIOZEMINADE
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      /                      \                     
~~~~~~~  ~~~~~ ~~~~~  ~~~ ~~~  ~~~~~               
  ~~~   ~~~~~   ~!~~   ~~ ~  ~ ~ ~pjb

#3079: CONCEALMENT

Wed, 2007 Nov 28

half-life 

    \            /                                    
     \          /                                     
     |    .     |    CONCEALING A BONER IN MY HEV SUIT
     |----------|                                     
     |--.    .--|                                     
     |   \__/   |                                     
     |    ||    |                                     
     |    ||    |                                     
    _|__  ||  __|_                                    
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    (  _ -/\ . - )                                    
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