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#1542: THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP Sat, 2003 Sep 13 apollo, best of <> .-"""-. ||::::::========== /= \ ||::::::========== |- /~~~\ | ||::::::========== |=( '.' ) | ||================ \__\_=_/__/ ||================ {_______} ||================ /` * `'--._|| /= . [] . { > / /|ooo |`'--'|| THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN ( )\_______/ || \``\/ \ || SON OF A BITCH I'M DOWN A CRATER `-| == \_| || / | || |= >\ __/ || \ \ |- --| || \ __| \___/ || jgs _{__} _{__} || ( )( ) || ^^~ `""" `""" ~^^^~^^~~~^^^~^^^~^^^~^^~^ #1669: APOLLO 1 Sun, 2004 Jan 18 apollo ____ /___.`--.____ .--. ____.--( .'_.- ( ) -._'. HOW THE HELL CAN WE .'.' |'..'| '.'. GET TO THE MOON IF .-. .' /'--.__|____|__.--'\ '. .-. WE CAN'T EVEN TALK (O).)-| | \ | | / | |-(.(O) BETWEEN TWO OR THREE `-' '-'-._'-./ \.-'_.-'-' `-' BUILDINGS _ | | '-.________.-' | | _ .' _ | | | __ | | | _ '. / .' ''.| | / \ | |.'' '. \ | |( )| '. || || .' |( )| | \ '._.' '. | \ / | .' 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