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#1542: THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP Sat, 2003 Sep 13 apollo, best of <> .-"""-. ||::::::========== /= \ ||::::::========== |- /~~~\ | ||::::::========== |=( '.' ) | ||================ \__\_=_/__/ ||================ {_______} ||================ /` * `'--._|| /= . [] . { > / /|ooo |`'--'|| THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN ( )\_______/ || \``\/ \ || SON OF A BITCH I'M DOWN A CRATER `-| == \_| || / | || |= >\ __/ || \ \ |- --| || \ __| \___/ || jgs _{__} _{__} || ( )( ) || ^^~ `""" `""" ~^^^~^^~~~^^^~^^^~^^^~^^~^ #1669: APOLLO 1 Sun, 2004 Jan 18 apollo ____ /___.`--.____ .--. ____.--( .'_.- ( ) -._'. HOW THE HELL CAN WE .'.' |'..'| '.'. GET TO THE MOON IF .-. .' /'--.__|____|__.--'\ '. .-. WE CAN'T EVEN TALK (O).)-| | \ | | / | |-(.(O) BETWEEN TWO OR THREE `-' '-'-._'-./ \.-'_.-'-' `-' BUILDINGS _ | | '-.________.-' | | _ .' _ | | | __ | | | _ '. / .' ''.| | / \ | |.'' '. \ | |( )| '. || || .' |( )| | \ '._.' '. | \ / | .' '._.' / '.__ ______'.|__'--'__|.'______ __.' .'_.-| |------| |-._'. //\\ | |--::--| | //\\ // \\ | |--::--| | // \\ // \\| /|--::--|\ |// \\ / '._.-'/|_______/ |--::--| \_______|\`-._.' \ / __..--' /__|--::--|__\ `--..__ \ / / '-.|--::--|.-' \ \ / / |--::--| \ \ / / |--::--| \ \ _.-' `-._ _..||.._ _.-` '-._ '--..__..--' LGB '-.____.-' '--..__..-' #1699: SAME ACTOR WRONG CHARACTER Tue, 2004 Feb 17 apollo .. WHY IS ALAN SHEPARD SAYING I SHOULD |\\ PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET .====^^\\==. |\ || |\ :X"====^^====' \|XXXXXXXXXX| """"""""""" kya #1820: ABANDON IN PLACE Thu, 2004 Jun 17 apollo A M M M M M M M /M\ '[V]' [A] [,-'] [/"\] / _ \ / / | \ / /_O_| \ /______|__\ |=_==_==_=| | | | | V| |.V.|__|V A| |'A'| =|A |__|___|= | |__|___| =| |####|####| | o| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |-------|-------| | | | | | | |___.____|____.___| | | |___________________| /|HH| |HH][HHHHHI [|##| |##][#####I [|##| |#########I [|##|______|#######m#I [I|||||||||||||||||||I [I|||||||||||||||||||I [| | [| H H H| [| H H H| [| \hdF V| [| `' | [| d##b d| [| #hn #| [| ""# }| [| \##/ V| [| | [| dh d| [| d/\h d| [| H""H H| [| " " "| [|________.^.________| [I########[ ]########I [I###[]###[.]########I [I###|||||[_]####||||I [####II####| n | /###########| " \ ############| | /############| \ ######"######| | / |####### #####\ | |#######.###### / |##############\ | |############### /_______________|###############\ I|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||I I|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||I I|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||I I|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||I | | |-------------------------------| | | | [ U | | [ N | | ! 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( \ + . _ )`\-| * ) \ . /_`' // |\ .-' `-a:f . B'/`-'M\_| ) / . . * // ( / . B' `-' ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN ????????? MY ASS THAT HURT LIKE HELL #3391: FOR ALL MANKIND Sun, 2008 Oct 5 apollo ____ /___.`--.____ .--. ____.--( .'_.- ( ) -._'. WE CAME IN PEACE .'.' |'..'| '.'. FOR FUCK'S SAKE .-. .' /'--.__|____|__.--'\ '. .-. (O).)-| | \ | | / | |-(.(O) `-' '-'-._'-./ \.-'_.-'-' `-' WHY AREN'T WE BACK YET _ | | '-.________.-' | | _ .' _ | | | __ | | | _ '. / .' ''.| | / \ | |.'' '. \ | |( )| '. || || .' |( )| | \ '._.' '. | \ / | .' '._.' / '.__ ______'.|__'--'__|.'______ __.' .'_.-| |------| |-._'. //\\ | |--::--| | //\\ // \\ | |--::--| | // \\ // \\| /|--::--|\ |// \\ / '._.-'/|_______/ |--::--| \_______|\`-._.' \ / __..--' /__|--::--|__\ `--..__ \ / / '-.|--::--|.-' \ \ / / |--::--| \ \ / / |--::--| \ \ _.-' `-._ _..||.._ _.-` '-._ '--..__..--' LGB '-.____.-' '--..__..-' #3674: HOUSTON WE'VE HAD A PROBLEM Wed, 2009 Jul 15 apollo <> .-"""-. ||::::::========== /= \ ||::::::========== |- /~~~\ | ||::::::========== |=( '.' ) | ||================ \__\_=_/__/ ||================ {_______} ||================ /` * `'--._|| /= . 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I | | [ T | | [ E | | } D | | | | | | { S | | [ T | | : A | | [ T | | [ E | /| { /| S |\ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |_|___|_|___________________|_|___| | | | | | | |\ | |___| |___________________| |___|] | |###| |###################| |###|] | |###| |###################| |###|] | |###| |""""""""""#########| |"""|] | |###| | |#########| | |] \|####\|---------|#########|/----|] |#####| |#########| |/ |#####| |#########| | /]##### | | ######## | [\ []##### | | ######## | [] []##### | | ######## | [] []##### | | ######## | [] []##### | | ######## | [] |#####|---------|#########|-----| |#####| |#########| | |#####| |##H######| | |#####| |##H######| | |#####| |##H######| | |#####|_________|##H######|_____| | H | | H | | H | | H | | H | | H | | H | | H | | ####""""""" H | | ####""""""" H | | """"""""""" H | | """"""""""" H | | H | | H | | H | | H | | H | | H | | H | |__________________H____________| | H | I||||||||||||||||||H||||||||||||I I||||||||||||||||||H||||||||||||I I||||||||||||||||||H||||||||||||I I||||||||||||||||||H||||||||||||I I||||||||||||||||||H||||||||||||I I||||||||||||||||||H||||||||||||I I||||||||||||||||||H||||||||||||I I||||||||||||||||||H||||||||||||I I||||||||||||||||||H||||||||||||I |#####| |##H######| | |#####| |##H######| | |#####| H H |##H######| H | |#####| H H |##H######| H | |#####| H H |##H######| H | |#####| \h_dF |##H######| Vm| |#####| `"' |##H######| "| |#####| |##H######| | |#####| /###\ |##H######| /#| |#####| # ' |##H######| # | |#####| \###\ |##H######| \#| |#####| . # |##H######| . | |#####| \###/ |##H######| \#| |#####| |##H######| | |#####| H |##H######| [ |#####| dAh |##H######| H| |#####| dF qL |##H######| dF| |#####| HhmdH |##H######| Hm| |#####| H H [%]H#apx##| H | |#####| |##H######| | |#####A |##H######A | |####| | |##H#####|#| | |####| | |##H#####|#| | |###| | |##H####|###| | |###| | |##H####|###| | |##| | |##H###|#####| | |#-| | |##H###|#####|-_| _-"==| | |##H##|#######|=="-_ _-"=[]==| | |##H##|#######|==[]="-_ |========|_______|_____|##H##|#######|========| !=======|=========|____|##H#|=========|=======! !=========! /#####\ !=========! /#######\ /#######\ /#######\ d#########V#########V#########h (ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE IS H#########H#########H#########H EVEN REMOTELY POSSIBLE) |###########H#######H###########| |###########|"""""""|###########| """"""""""" apx """"""""""" #4058: TOM HANKS Tue, 2010 Aug 3 apollo ____ /___.`--.____ .--. ____.--( .'_.- ( ) -._'. .'.' |'..'| '.'. .-. .' /'--.__|____|__.--'\ '. .-. (O).)-| | \ | | / | |-(.(O) `-' '-'-._'-./ \.-'_.-'-' `-' _ | | '-.________.-' | | _ .' _ | | | __ | | | _ '. / .' ''.| | / \ | |.'' '. \ | |( )| '. || || .' |( )| | \ '._.' '. | \ / | .' '._.' / '.__ ______'.|__'--'__|.'______ __.' .'_.-| |------| |-._'. //\\ | |--::--| | //\\ // \\ | |--::--| | // \\ // \\| /|--::--|\ |// \\ / '._.-'/|_______/ |--::--| \_______|\`-._.' \ / __..--' /__|--::--|__\ `--..__ \ / / '-.|--::--|.-' \ \ / / |--::--| \ \ / / |--::--| \ \ _.-' `-._ _..||.._ _.-` '-._ '--..__..--' LGB '-.____.-' '--..__..-' HOUSTON WE'VE HAD A PROBEM TOM HANKS IS IN DRAG AGAIN OKAY I'M MIXING UP TWO UNRELATED THINGS HERE AREN'T I SO BE IT #4174: MAIN CHUTES DEPLOYED Sat, 2010 Nov 27 apollo , , {\ /} {~ \ ,__/~} {~= ;`'_)=} MAIN CHUTES DEPLOYED `{~,;) \~} `;/ \)=-" ~~( )/`==" /)) jgs \\\ ``" #4237: MOON LANDING Sat, 2011 Jan 29 apollo ., O~.~ I'M SOME KIND OF PRIMITIVE PORTRAIT OF THE GODDESS VENUS (/\~~ AND I'M PRETTY SURE THE MOON LANDING WAS FAKED )J _.|)._ .-'. ;) .`-. \.\ ' ` './ kOs '--..--'

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