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#1542: THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP

Sat, 2003 Sep 13

apollo, best of

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#1669: APOLLO 1

Sun, 2004 Jan 18

apollo

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#1699: SAME ACTOR WRONG CHARACTER

Tue, 2004 Feb 17

apollo

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#1820: ABANDON IN PLACE

Thu, 2004 Jun 17

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#2812: NEIL ARMSTRONG'S ACTUAL SPEECH

Tue, 2007 Mar 6

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#3391: FOR ALL MANKIND

Sun, 2008 Oct 5

apollo

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#3674: HOUSTON WE'VE HAD A PROBLEM

Wed, 2009 Jul 15

apollo

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#3930: WE CHOOSE THE MOON

Sun, 2010 Mar 28

apollo, john f. kennedy

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#4058: TOM HANKS

Tue, 2010 Aug 3

apollo

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   HOUSTON WE'VE HAD A PROBEM                                   
                                                                
   TOM HANKS IS IN DRAG AGAIN                                   
                                                                
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#4174: MAIN CHUTES DEPLOYED

Sat, 2010 Nov 27

apollo

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#4237: MOON LANDING

Sat, 2011 Jan 29

apollo

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