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#4: KEROPPI

Mon, 1999 Jun 28

sanrio

                 a8888888a       a8888888a                                  
               d88888888888b   d88888888888b                                
              888P~~~~~~~Y888 888P~~~~~~~Y888                               
             d88^         ^88a88^         ^88b                              
             88P           Y888P           Y88                              
             88         __  888  __         88                              
             88        dd8b 888 d88b        88                              
             88        Y88P 888 Y88P        88                              
             88,        ~~ ,888, ~~        ,88      I FORCED HELLO KITTY TO 
             Y88,         ,88Y88,         ,88P      GIVE ME HEAD AGAIN WHILE
             _Y88b       d88P Y88b       d88P_      AHIRUNOPECKLE WATCHED   
            a88p88888888888^   ^88888888888q88a                             
           d8P~ Y888888888~     ~888888888P ~Y8b    I'M A COCKSUCKER        
          d8P     ~~~~~~           ~~~~~~     Y8b                           
         d88                                   88b    /                     
         88P                                   Y88   /                      
         88                                     88  /                       
         88   ....                       ....   88 /                        
         88  ::::::                     ::::::  88                          
         88  ::::::                     ::::::  88                          
         88  `::::'                     `::::'  88                          
         88         **a             a**         88                          
         88          ~ab           da~          88                          
   a    d88b           Y8a       a8P           d8P                          
   8a__a88888           ~Ya.   .dP~           88P                           
  a88888888888a___________=8a_a8=___________a88P                            
  88888P   ~~*8888888888888888888888888888888P__                            
  88~~~       ~Y88888888888888888888888888888888b___                        
 d8P          88 :::::     :::::     ::::: 888888888b___                    
d88           8P :::::     :::::     ::::: 88~~~~Y888888b                   
 Y88         d8  :::::    _:::::_    :::::  88    ~~~Y888b                  
  ~8ba       8P  :::::   d88a:a88b   :::::  88        ~Y88                  
    88ba    d8   :::::   8888a8888   :::::   88        88^                  
     ~Y8b___8P   :::::   8888:8888   :::::   88        aP                   
       ~Y8888    :::::   Y88:::88P   :::::    88      a8a                   
          88P    :::::    ~:::::~    :::::    88b____a88a                   
          88     :::::     :::::     :::::    88888888P                     
          88     :::::     :::::     :::::    8PY8888                       

#573: HELLO KITTY

Wed, 2001 Jan 17

sanrio

      __________     __________                               
     /          \   /          \                              
    /            \ /            \  YOU CAN'T SEE FROM YOUR    
    |        @@  | |   /\       |   VANTAGE POINT BUT         
   /\        @@  / \            /\   HELLO KITTY IS GIVING    
  /  \ _________/   \__________/  \   ME ONE RIGHTEOUS BLOWJOB
 /                                 \                          
(    O                         O    )                         
 \    \_                     _/    /                          
   \_   ---------------------   _/                            
     ----___________________---- __-->                        
    /   / =  =  |\ /| =  =  =\       >                        
  /    /  =  =  |/ \| =  =  = \ __-- >                        
/     /=  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  \                              

#863: FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION

Sat, 2001 Nov 3

sanrio

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                                                888888b                
                                                8888888                
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                                     _          8888888                
                                   ,d88         8888888                
                            ____  d88' _,,      888888'                
                           (8888b 88' d888)     Y8888P                 
                           ___~~8 ~8  88~___    d8888                  
  _______              ,8888888        ~ 888888_8888                   
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8888888888888888888888Y                          Y88                   
`~888888888888~~~~~ 88                            88                   
    ~~~~~~~~        88                            88                   
                    88                            88                   
                    88                            88                   
                    88                            88                   
                    88    ,aa.            ,aa.    88                   
                    88    d88b            d88b    88                   
                  ,a88    Y88P            Y88P    88a,                 
                ,d88P'     `'     _aa_     `'     `Y88b,     ___       
                88P'             (8888)             `Y88  ad88888b     
                88                ~^^~                88 d88P~~"Y8b    
         _______"Yb._                              _.d8"d8P      88    
 ______,d88888888ba888a,.______________________.,a8888~d88_______88___ 
|~~~~~~88P~~~~~~Y88~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|
|      88        88                                                   |
|      88        88    WILL FUCKING SUCK COCK                         |
|      88ba,___,d8P                    FOR FOOD                       |
|       "888888888                       OR AT LEAST DRUGS            |
|          ~~~~~~                                                     |

#4358: THE PANDA WHO LEARNED TO REGRET

Mon, 2011 May 30

sanrio

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