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#113: PICK-UP STICKS Fri, 1999 Oct 15 star wars _ _ | | I'M SOME MANNER | | | | OF PICK-UP | | | | STICKS | | | | | | | | .---. | | | | _.'\ /'._ | | / b__--- | .'"'. | ---__d \ \ p""---_| '._.' |_---""q / | | ./ \. | | | | '---' mga | | | | | | | | | | |_| |_| #126: BEFORE THE SALE ENDS Thu, 1999 Oct 28 star wars ._,. "..-..pf. -L ..#' .+_L ."]# ,'j' .+.j` -'.__..,.,p. _~ #..<..0. .J-.``..._f. HURRY UP AND LET'S GET .7..#_.. _f. .....-..,`4' TO GAY DOWN BEFORE THE ;` ,#j. T' .. ..J....,'.j` SALE ENDS .` .."^.,-0.,,,,yMMMMM,. ,-.J...+`.j@ .'.`...' .yMMMMM0M@^=`""g.. .'..J..".'.jH j' .'1` q'^)@@#"^".`"='BNg_...,]_)'...0- .T ...I. j" .'..+,_.'3#MMM0MggCBf....F. j/.+'.{..+ `^~'-^~~""""'"""?'"``'1` .... .y.} `.._-:`_...jf g-. .Lg' ..,..'-....,'. .'. .Y^ .....',].._f ......-f. .-,,.,.-:--&` .`...'..`_J` .~......'#' RB '..,,.,_]` .L..`..``. #244: YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE Wed, 2000 Feb 23 star wars _--~~--_ /~/_| |_\~\ I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF |____________| I WAS DRUNK ON COCK |[][][][][][]|:= . HELP ME OBI-WAN YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE __| __ |__ \ ' . / | ||. | == | | \ ' . / (| ||__| == | |) \ '< | |[] [] == | | \ '\| | |____________| | \ | /__\ /__\ \ / \ ~~ ~~ #694: STEPPED IN Fri, 2001 May 18 star wars ________ _,.-Y | | Y-._ .-~" || | | | "-. I" ""=="|" !""! "|"[]""| _____ I STEPPED IN ANOTHER AT-AT'S SHIT L__ [] |..------|: _[----I" .-{"-. / I___| ..| l______|l_ [__L]_[I_/r(=}=-P [L______L_[________]______j~ '-=c_]/=-^ \_I_j.--.\==I|I==_/.--L_] [_((==)[`-----"](==)j I--I"~~"""~~"I--I |[]| |[]| l__j l__j |!!| |!!| |..| |..| ([]) ([]) ]--[ ]--[ [_L] [_L] -Row /|..|\ /|..|\ `=}--{=' `=}--{=' .-^--r-^-. .-^--r-^-. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #781: HE WANTS HEAD Mon, 2001 Aug 13 star wars I WANT HEAD RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND \ .-. /_ _\ |o^o| \ _ / .-'-'-. BLEEP BOOP BLOOP /`) . 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THE EMPIRE DOESN'T LIKE SAMOANS FOR SOME REASON (THEY'RE VERY RUDE) #932: YOUR FATHER Fri, 2002 Jan 11 star wars . . |\_|\ | a_a\ | | "] ____| '-\___ /.----.___.-'\ // _ \ // .-. (~v~) /| |'| /\: .-- / \ // |-/ \_/____/\/~| |/ \ | []_|_|_] \ | | \ | \ |___ _\ ]_} | | '-' / '.' | | | / /|: | | | | / |: /\ | | / / | / \ | | | / / | \ \ | |/\/ |/|/\ \ \|\ |\| | | / /\/\__\ \ \| | / | |__ snd / | |____) |_/ LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER #1011: WHEN DOES IT END Sun, 2002 Mar 31 star wars I FUCKED MY MOMMY AND NOW THIS OH LORD WHEN DOES IT END _,.-"T _.--{~ :l c" `. :I | .-"~-.\ l .--. | Y_r--. Y) ___I ,-"(~\ Y |[__L__/ j"~=__]~_~\." _/ ___| \.__.r--<~__.T T/ "~/ '--cl___/\ ( () ).,_L_]}--{ `--' `-^--^\ /___"(~\ Y "~7/ \ " `/ // //]--[ /> oX |: L // / `| o\ //. / I [ / \]/ l: | Y.// `|_I I_Z L :] /".-7 [n]l Y / / I // |] / /]"/ L:/ //./ [_7 _ // / _ ,-="_"^K_/ -Row [ ][.-~" ~"-.] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #1019: CHAINSAW Mon, 2002 Apr 8 star wars ._ ,-'_ `-. CHECK OUT THIS VIBRATING ::".^-. `. 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FROM: THE WORLD / | _________ | | | / |/ _|_ \| | | ARE YOU FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SHIT YET / /X| __|__ |/ `.| ( --< \\/ _\//|_ |`. `. ~----.-~=====,:======= ~-._____/___:__(``/| | | | XX|~ | | \__/======| /| `.| |_\|\ /|/_| ) |_ \__/ _| .-' | \ .'||`. / |(_| LS | ||.'`.|| | ) | `'| |`' | / | | | |\/ #2182: WANTED: GEORGE LUCAS Tue, 2005 Jun 14 michael jackson, star wars _,.---.,_ _,' ',_ NOW THAT MICHAEL JACKSON GOT FREE ,-' ', ,' '-, CAN WE ARREST GEORGE LUCAS FOR ,-''-, \ / ,-''-, MOLESTING MY INNER CHILD ,''-._ `. ; ; .` _.-''. ,' '. \ [ ] / .' '. /---..,_ '. \ ; ; / .' _,..---\ | `'-. '.\ [ ] /.' .-'` | \..,,__ `-,\\; ;//,-` __,,../ `'-,._''--..,,_;\, ,/;_,,..--''_,.-'` `'-.,_ `'-'` _,.-'` `'-. .-'` sk '._.' #2678: TOSS MY SALAD Mon, 2006 Oct 23 star wars __________ __________ |`. ,'| | ()[]| | `.__.' | | ____ | | | | ==== | |__________| |__________| Mike'97 THEY'RE FIGHTING ON THE *WOOKIE PLANET* THE EMPIRE WAS FINALLY DEFEATED BY *EWOKS* GREEDO SHOT *FIRST* WRITING A LETTER TO THE EDITOR INDICATING MY INTENT TO FORCE LUCAS TO TOSS MY SALAD #4018: R2D2 AND C3PO Thu, 2010 Jun 24 star wars ,-----. ,'_/_|_\_`. /<<::8[O]::>\ FORCING R2D2 TO BLOW ME, MAKING C3PO WATCH _|-----------|_ :::| | ====-=- | |::: :::| | -=-==== | |::: :::\ | ::::|()|| /::: ::::| | ....|()|| |:::: | |_________| | | |\_______/| | MAN ALIVE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME / \ / \ / \ Don `---' `---' `---' #4068: TIE FIGHTER Fri, 2010 Aug 13 star wars || || || || I'M A TIE FIGHTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 || || || || || || DON'T SHOOT AT ME OR ANYTHING || ____ || I'M JUST HANGIN' OUT HERE || .''''''. || || / __ \ || LA LA LA WHAT DON'T MIND ME ||\__..-': /\/\ :'-..__/|| ||=__ =|=' |-()-| '=|= __=|| ||/ ''-.: \/\/ :.-'' \|| || \ "" / || || `.____.' || || || || || || || || || || || || tre || #4554: YODA REMINISCES Mon, 2011 Dec 12 star wars ____ _.' : `._ .-.'`. ; .'`.-. __ / : ___\ ; /___ ; \ __ ,'_ ""--.:__;".-.";: :".-.":__;.--"" _`, :' `.t""--.. '<@.`;_ ',@>` ..--""j.' `; `:-.._J '-.-'L__ `-- ' L_..-;' "-.__ ; .-" "-. : __.-" HEY REMEMBER THAT SCENE IN L ' /.------.\ ' J EPISODE TWO WHEN I DID THE "-. "--" .-" LIGHT SABER DUEL WITH COUNT __.l"-:_JL_;-";.__ WHOEVER-THE-FUCK !?!?!?!?!? .-j/'.; ;"""" / .'\"-. .' /:`. "-.: .-" .'; `. YEAH EVEN I'M EMBARRASSED BY .-" / ; "-. "-..-" .-" : "-. HOW FUCKING SHITTY THAT WAS .+"-. : : "-.__.-" ;-._ \ ; \ `.; ; : : "+. ; : ; ; ; : ; : \: ; : ; : ;: ; : : \ ; : ; : ; / :: ; ; : ; : ; : ;: : : ; : ; : : ; : ; ;\ : ; : ; ; ; ; : `."-; : ; : ; / ; ; -: ; : ; : .-" : :\ \ : ; : \.-" : ;`. \ ; : ;.'_..-- / ; : "-. "-: ; :/." .' : \ \ : ;/ __ : \ .-`.\ /t-"" ":-+. : `. .-" `l __/ /`. : ; ; \ ; \ .-" .-"-.-" .' .'j \ / ;/ \ / .-" /. .'.' ;_:' ; :-""-.`./-.' / `.___.' \ `t ._ / bug "-.t-._:' #4789: DARTH VADER Fri, 2012 Aug 3 star wars _.-'~~~~~~`-._ / || \ / || \ "DARTH VADER" IS KIND OF A GAY NAME | || | DON'T YOU THINK | _______||_______ | |/ ----- \/ ----- \| / ( ) ( ) \ / \ ----- () ----- / \ / \ /||\ / \ / \ /||||\ / \ I MEAN I DON'T EVEN REALLY LIKE STAR TREK / \ /||||||\ / \ /_ \o========o/ _\ `--...__|`-._ _.-'|__...--' | `' | -U #5177: VESPA P-200 E Mon, 2013 Aug 26 star wars _ ,-~ | ________________ o==]___| | | \ \ THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE |________________| /\ \ A BESPIN GAS MINING OPERATION __ / _,-----._ ) | \ \. |_||/_-~ `. /() | /|]_|_____ |// \ | \/ /_-~ ~-_ //________________|| / //___________\ //__|______________| \____________/ //___/-\ \~-_ ((_________________/_-o___________/_//___/ /\,\ \ |__/( ((====)o===--~~ ( ( (o/) ) \ ``==' / \ `--' / `-.__,-' `-.__,-' #5339: PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN Tue, 2014 Feb 4 star wars . . . . . -)------+====+ . -)----==== ,' ,' . . . `. `.,;___,' . `, |____l_\ _,.....------c==]""______ |,,,,,,.....____ _ . . "-:______________ |____l_|]''''''''''' . . ,'"",'. `. . -)-----==== `. `. LS . -)-------+====+ . . . . NOW THAT THE SUPER BOWL'S OVER WE CAN ALL CONCENTRATE ON HOW GREAT STAR WARS EPISODE VII WILL BE SINCE THEY'LL BE SURE TO CAST PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN IN A SIGNIFICANT ROLE OH OHHHHHHHH

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