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#113: PICK-UP STICKS Fri, 1999 Oct 15 star wars _ _ | | I'M SOME MANNER | | | | OF PICK-UP | | | | STICKS | | | | | | | | .---. | | | | _.'\ /'._ | | / b__--- | .'"'. | ---__d \ \ p""---_| '._.' |_---""q / | | ./ \. | | | | '---' mga | | | | | | | | | | |_| |_| #126: BEFORE THE SALE ENDS Thu, 1999 Oct 28 star wars ._,. "..-..pf. -L ..#' .+_L ."]# ,'j' .+.j` -'.__..,.,p. _~ #..<..0. .J-.``..._f. HURRY UP AND LET'S GET .7..#_.. _f. .....-..,`4' TO GAY DOWN BEFORE THE ;` ,#j. T' .. ..J....,'.j` SALE ENDS .` .."^.,-0.,,,,yMMMMM,. ,-.J...+`.j@ .'.`...' .yMMMMM0M@^=`""g.. .'..J..".'.jH j' .'1` q'^)@@#"^".`"='BNg_...,]_)'...0- .T ...I. j" .'..+,_.'3#MMM0MggCBf....F. j/.+'.{..+ `^~'-^~~""""'"""?'"``'1` .... .y.} `.._-:`_...jf g-. .Lg' ..,..'-....,'. .'. .Y^ .....',].._f ......-f. .-,,.,.-:--&` .`...'..`_J` .~......'#' RB '..,,.,_]` .L..`..``. #244: YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE Wed, 2000 Feb 23 star wars _--~~--_ /~/_| |_\~\ I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF |____________| I WAS DRUNK ON COCK |[][][][][][]|:= . HELP ME OBI-WAN YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE __| __ |__ \ ' . / | ||. | == | | \ ' . / (| ||__| == | |) \ '< | |[] [] == | | \ '\| | |____________| | \ | /__\ /__\ \ / \ ~~ ~~ #694: STEPPED IN Fri, 2001 May 18 star wars ________ _,.-Y | | Y-._ .-~" || | | | "-. I" ""=="|" !""! "|"[]""| _____ I STEPPED IN ANOTHER AT-AT'S SHIT L__ [] |..------|: _[----I" .-{"-. / I___| ..| l______|l_ [__L]_[I_/r(=}=-P [L______L_[________]______j~ '-=c_]/=-^ \_I_j.--.\==I|I==_/.--L_] [_((==)[`-----"](==)j I--I"~~"""~~"I--I |[]| |[]| l__j l__j |!!| |!!| |..| |..| ([]) ([]) ]--[ ]--[ [_L] [_L] -Row /|..|\ /|..|\ `=}--{=' `=}--{=' .-^--r-^-. .-^--r-^-. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #781: HE WANTS HEAD Mon, 2001 Aug 13 star wars I WANT HEAD RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND \ .-. /_ _\ |o^o| \ _ / .-'-'-. BLEEP BOOP BLOOP /`) . (`\ (THIS MEANS YES) / /|.-'-.|\ \ / \ \| (_) |/ / .-""-. \_\'-.-'/_/ /[] _ _\ /_/ \_/ \_\ _|_o_LII|_ |'._.'| / | ==== | \ | | | |_| ==== |_| \_|_/ ||" || || |-|-| ||LI o || jgs |_|_| ||'----'|| /_/ \_\ /__| |__\ #841: THE EMPIRE Fri, 2001 Oct 12 star wars . . . + . . . . . . . . . ,,o . __.o+. . od8^ . oo888888P^b . . ,".o' . . `b^'""`b -`b . ,'.'o' . . t. = -`b -`t. . ; d o' . ___ _.--.. 8 - `b =`b . dooo8< .o:':__;o. ,;;o88%%8bb - = `b =`b. . . |^88^88=. .,x88/::/ | \\`;;;;;;d%%%%%88%88888/%x88888 :-88=88%%L8`%`|::|_>-<_||%;;%;8%%=;:::=%8;;\%%%%\8888 . |=88 88%%|HHHH|::| >-< |||;%;;8%%=;:::=%8;;;%%%%+|]88 . | 88-88%%LL.%.%b::Y_|_Y/%|;;;;`%8%%oo88%:o%.;;;;+|]88 . Yx88o88^^'"`^^%8boooood..-\H_Hd%P%%88%P^%%^'\;;;/%%88 . `"\^\ ~"""""' d%P """^" ; = `+' - P . `.`.b . :<%%> . : - d' - P . . .`.b . . `788 ,'- = d' =.' . ``.b. :..- :' P . `q.>b . `^^^:::::,' . LS ""^^ . THE EMPIRE DOESN'T LIKE SAMOANS FOR SOME REASON (THEY'RE VERY RUDE) #932: YOUR FATHER Fri, 2002 Jan 11 star wars . . |\_|\ | a_a\ | | "] ____| '-\___ /.----.___.-'\ // _ \ // .-. (~v~) /| |'| /\: .-- / \ // |-/ \_/____/\/~| |/ \ | []_|_|_] \ | | \ | \ |___ _\ ]_} | | '-' / '.' | | | / /|: | | | | / |: /\ | | / / | / \ | | | / / | \ \ | |/\/ |/|/\ \ \|\ |\| | | / /\/\__\ \ \| | / | |__ snd / | |____) |_/ LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER #1011: WHEN DOES IT END Sun, 2002 Mar 31 star wars I FUCKED MY MOMMY AND NOW THIS OH LORD WHEN DOES IT END _,.-"T _.--{~ :l c" `. :I | .-"~-.\ l .--. | Y_r--. Y) ___I ,-"(~\ Y |[__L__/ j"~=__]~_~\." _/ ___| \.__.r--<~__.T T/ "~/ '--cl___/\ ( () ).,_L_]}--{ `--' `-^--^\ /___"(~\ Y "~7/ \ " `/ // //]--[ /> oX |: L // / `| o\ //. / I [ / \]/ l: | Y.// `|_I I_Z L :] /".-7 [n]l Y / / I // |] / /]"/ L:/ //./ [_7 _ // / _ ,-="_"^K_/ -Row [ ][.-~" ~"-.] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #1019: CHAINSAW Mon, 2002 Apr 8 star wars ._ ,-'_ `-. CHECK OUT THIS VIBRATING ::".^-. `. CHAINSAW SLASH DILDO ||< >. \ |: _, _| \ \ : .'| '| ;\`. OH WAIT IT'S A LIGHT _\ .` ' | \ \ SABER AND THIS IS .' `\ *-' ; . \ THE WORST FUCKING '\ `. `. /\ . \ MOVIE EVER _/ `. \ \ : `. `.; _/ \ \ `-._ /| ` ._/ / `. `. `. / : ) \ `;._. \ _.'/ \ .' .'; / .'`._.* / .-' ( .'`._ / ; .' .-' ; ; `._.: |( ._ _.'| `._ ; ; `.-' | | / .-'./ .' \ . /: | +.' \ `-. .\ *--*' ;\ ;.' `. \ `. /` `. / . /.L-'\_: L__..-* \ ". \ :/ / .' `' ; `-. `. \ . / /_/ / \ ; \ | _/ / / \ `./ . ` . ; / .' `-. ; \ -- / / -- , / `"' \ . . . ' / .' `. \ / / ` / / | `-. . -- . ' \ / `. `-._\ . / / : `*. : `. `-. . ' ` | \ \ `-._ `-._ -- / / \ : ; \ | . . ' ; `. \ : ; / / ` : \ \ `. `._ / / -- . ' \ | `. `. `-. `' /\ / . ; `-. \ `-..' ; ` . ' ` |__ | `. `-._. _ : / \ bug ;`-. : `-. ; `" ` | `. \ `*-.__.-*"' \ ' / . \ ;_. :`-._ `._ / / ` . ; `"*-._ _.-` .'"' _; `-.__ _.-` `-.__.-" `""---...___...--**"' | `.____..--' #1086: JANGO FETT Fri, 2002 Jun 14 star wars \ t . ? 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FROM: THE WORLD / | _________ | | | / |/ _|_ \| | | ARE YOU FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SHIT YET / /X| __|__ |/ `.| ( --< \\/ _\//|_ |`. `. ~----.-~=====,:======= ~-._____/___:__(``/| | | | XX|~ | | \__/======| /| `.| |_\|\ /|/_| ) |_ \__/ _| .-' | \ .'||`. / |(_| LS | ||.'`.|| | ) | `'| |`' | / | | | |\/ #2182: WANTED: GEORGE LUCAS Tue, 2005 Jun 14 michael jackson, star wars _,.---.,_ _,' ',_ NOW THAT MICHAEL JACKSON GOT FREE ,-' ', ,' '-, CAN WE ARREST GEORGE LUCAS FOR ,-''-, \ / ,-''-, MOLESTING MY INNER CHILD ,''-._ `. ; ; .` _.-''. ,' '. \ [ ] / .' '. /---..,_ '. \ ; ; / .' _,..---\ | `'-. '.\ [ ] /.' .-'` | \..,,__ `-,\\; ;//,-` __,,../ `'-,._''--..,,_;\, ,/;_,,..--''_,.-'` `'-.,_ `'-'` _,.-'` `'-. .-'` sk '._.' #2678: TOSS MY SALAD Mon, 2006 Oct 23 star wars __________ __________ |`. ,'| | ()[]| | `.__.' | | ____ | | | | ==== | |__________| |__________| Mike'97 THEY'RE FIGHTING ON THE *WOOKIE PLANET* THE EMPIRE WAS FINALLY DEFEATED BY *EWOKS* GREEDO SHOT *FIRST* WRITING A LETTER TO THE EDITOR INDICATING MY INTENT TO FORCE LUCAS TO TOSS MY SALAD

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