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#571: C.J.

Mon, 2001 Jan 15

newsgroup

      _             _-._   HI MY NAME C.J.                 
    /`'~-.      _,-'    \                                  
   / .    \_   /   _.--. \       ME LIMEY AND EAT EGG ROLL 
  /  :      `'Y   '       `~-n.                            
 /   |._ _,    `.  c.j.    __| \   ME RIKEY SUCKY FUCKY    
 ( _.>_O)_/      \   __.-'~     |  ME OPEN UP FOR YOU      
 .'  /)~~         \  '  ____/~-./                          
(   /. \           )   /       /  GIVE ME IT ALL I AM FAGGY
 `-'  `.L_         /  "_       |  LIMEY C.J.               
          `'\     /_  / |      |                           
     8--- \._) _ /  `'  |      |  PLEASE SIR MORE SIR      
           `~''~'      _|      |                           
     ^                (_       |  GHGAHLAGLHAGLHGALHAGHLAG 
    DICK                `-._   /  FUCKING FAGGOT           
                            `-'                            

#750: FUZZBALL SUCKS DICK

Fri, 2001 Jul 13

newsgroup

IT'S FUNKY FUZZBALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                                    
                                                                       
TODAY'S ADVENTURE: FUZZBALL SUCKS DICK                                 
                                                                       
=======================================================================
 JESUS CHRIST DON'T MAKE                   YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES
 ME I BEG OF YOU                                                       
                                 /;;;\     NAMELY NOT HELPING ME WHEN  
 MY MOUTH IS ONLY SO BIG         |O O|     THE BULLIES PICKED ON ME    
                                 | v |                                 
                     \           \---/      /                          
                        \/\/\      | +---+                             
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 OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW               GLAGHLAGHLAGHLAHGLHAGLHAGLHGH  
 OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW        /;;;\  GHLAGHLAGHLAGHLAGHLAGHLAGHLAG  
 OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW        |O O|  GHLAGHLAGHLAGHLAGHLAGHLAGHLAG  
 OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW        | v |  GHALGHAGLHAGLHAGLHAGLAHGLHAGL  
                                 \---/                                 
                        \\/\\      | +---+                             
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                        \/\\/     / \+---+                             
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 I'M CALLING THE NET COPS               FUCK YOU FAGGOT                
                                                                       
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#824: SPREAD OPEN

Tue, 2001 Sep 25

nerd boy, newsgroup

__  _   _   _ ________   _          /  \\\  SPREAD OPEN MY CHEEKS 
\ \| `.| `.| `\ \ \ \ `.' \        [.[.]-\\  AND TEACH ME MY ABC'S
 \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \  _, \       /_   /|/                       
 /\ \ \ \   \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (jg)  {-} |=   ___/                 
 \__/`._|\_\_\_,_\__|\_\_\ \_\       #// (\                       

#873: IT'S TRUE YOU KNOW

Tue, 2001 Nov 13

newsgroup

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                     TUA XIONG LIKES UNICORNS                      
                                                                   
    IT'S NOT A GIRL OR A FAG IS IT ????????????????????????????????

#1300: PUNISHMENT FROM GOD

Tue, 2003 Jan 14

annie ascii, newsgroup

                                      _____             
MMMMM CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT       (((   `\           
DICK !!!!! MMMM I'M A USELESS        , ,`\   )          
WHORE LIKE ALL THE OTHERS !!!!!      (^  )   )          
MMMMM CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT !!!      ~-(     )         
                                      _'((,,,)))        
ONE DAY I WILL MARRY ME A GOOD     ,-' \_/    `\        
HUSBAND AND NEVER HAVE TO WORK    (          ,  |       
AGAIN !!!! AND BY WORK I MEAN      `-.-'`-.-'/|_|       
BE A RECEPTIONIST OR WAITRESS         \     / | |       
OR PERHAPS A MEDIOCRE PROSTITUTE       =()=: / ,' ua    
                                                        
HOLY JESUS IS IT ANY WONDER WE BLEED                    
ONCE A MONTH !?!?!? HELLO ?!?!? IT'S PUNISHMENT FROM GOD

#1301: MY FAVORITE SNACK

Wed, 2003 Jan 15

nerd boy, newsgroup

            _/_^..^                       
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         .,                               
    OO  ,,.                               
   .||.                                   
    db   jg                               
                                          
DELICIOUS URINE, MY FAVORITE SNACK!!!     
MMM SLURP MY WORTHLESS SWEDISH ASS GROWING

#1302: WHAT A COUNTRY

Thu, 2003 Jan 16

nerd boy, newsgroup, ussr

I COME FROM A COUNTRY THAT STAYS      
NEUTRAL IN ALL WARS, HAS RIDICULOUSLY 
HIGH TAXES, AND PRODUCES NOTHING BUT  
A LONG STREAM OF FUCKING TALENTLESS   
CUNTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!                  
                                      
        \                             
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           /  \\                      
          [.[.]-\                     
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           {-} |=                     
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         _|__|___|                    
      jg(____(___)                    
                                      
IN SOVIET RUSSIA ASCII ART DRAWS *YOU*

#1359: ROBOT

Fri, 2003 Mar 14

kirara, newsgroup

w w w w 0 w w w w                 
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  |             |                 
0=|  @      @   |=0               
  |      /\     |                 
  |      ~~     |  \//            
  |______O______|  | |            
            ~~~~~~~~ |            
            ~~~~~~~~~~            
                                  
HUHHHHHHHHHHH                     
I'M A HANDJOB ROBOT               
WANT ME TO JERK YOU OFF ????      
YES MASTER GHLAGHLGAHLGAHLAGG     
YOU FILTHY FUCKING PRICK YEAH     
YOU LIKE THIS DON'T YOU           
YOU LITTLE WHORE                  
MMMMM YEAH TAKE THAT              
I WAS PROGRAMMED TO SAY THIS      
DON'T HOLD IT AGAINST ME          
OOOOH BOY JERKIN' YOU OFF         
                                  
MY NAME IS KIRARA AND I'M ARGUABLY
CREEPIER EVEN THAN TRAN           

#1367: PENIS MAN

Sat, 2003 Mar 22

kirara, newsgroup

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    '   ''  :| |~~~| |  '  ''                      
     '''     | |   | |   ''                        
            c__|   |__o                            
                                                   
HUHHHHHHHHHHHH                                     
I'M PENIS MAN                                      
ALL DAY LONG I PROTECT THE WORLD AGAINST           
EVIL PEOPLE WITH PENISES                           
                                                   
OKAY DO YOU PEOPLE STILL HAVE ANY                  
QUESTION ABOUT WHETHER KIRARA IS CREEPIER THAN TRAN

#1389: FOURTEEN

Sun, 2003 Apr 13

annie ascii, newsgroup

                                      _____         
MAYBE I SHOULD SHUT MY FAT RACIST    (((   `\       
DYKE OF A MOUTH !!!?!??!?!??!?       , ,`\   )      
                                     (^  )   )      
NO OF COURSE NOT SINCE I'M A CRACKER  ~-(     )     
ASS BITCH I GET TO SAY WHATEVER I     _'((,,,)))    
WANT AND IF YOU DISAGREE I'LL      ,-' \_/    `\    
JUST FALSELY ACCUSE YOU OF RAPE   (          ,  |   
AND MAKE A MILLION IN FRADULENT    `-.-'`-.-'/|_|   
SETTLEMENTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!        \     / | |   
                                       =()=: / ,' ua
P.S. I'M A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD TWAT                   

#1416: DREAM COME TRUE

Sat, 2003 May 10

annie ascii, newsgroup

                                      _____         
I'LL MAKE OUTRAGEOUSLY RACIST        (((   `\       
REMARKS WHILE HIDING BEHIND THIS     , ,`\   )      
LARGE-BREASTED TOOTHPICK THIN        (^  )   )      
PERSONA!!!                            ~-(     )     
                                      _'((,,,)))    
THE PERFECT COVER FOR AN           ,-' \_/    `\    
UNSTOPPABLE EATING MACHINE        (          ,  |   
WITH GROSS "FRIED EGG" TITS        `-.-'`-.-'/|_|   
                                      \     / | |   
MMM HOMPH ARBY'S AND ASCII ART         =()=: / ,' ua
I'M A WIFE-BEATER'S DREAM COME TRUE! HEHEHE!        

#1453: NAUGHTIEST NERD BOY YET

Mon, 2003 Jun 16

nerd boy, newsgroup

     I'M A FAGGOT        ME TOO       GREAT LET'S SUCK COCK      
                                                                 
                \              \              /                  
                             _   ,,,           ,                 
                 ~..        (_|  oo'      ,-:@@                  
                 .>>.      ,[__]_ \\     / |((                   
jg_______________ || ____ (_|___|_||___,'  ||bb _________________

#1468: KARL MARX AND THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO

Tue, 2003 Jul 1

newsgroup

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|     |  OF YOU   
|=====|  TIMOFEI  

#1481: TURTLE POKING I

Mon, 2003 Jul 14

newsgroup, skull

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      `..-._..~"n4biS'_._:             
                                       
MAN I HAVE TO TAKE A SERIOUS DUMP      
                                       
YOU CAN SEE A TURTLE HEAD POKING !!!!  
                                       
IT'S ALMOST TOUCHING FABRIC HERE PEOPLE

#1482: TURTLE POKING II

Tue, 2003 Jul 15

newsgroup, skull

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DID I OR DID I NOT SAY THAT I HAD     
TO TAKE A SERIOUS DUMP ????           
                                      
FOLKS THEY DON'T CALL IT BOWEL        
MOVEMENT FOR NOTHING CLEAR A          
FUCKING PATH TO THE TOILET            

#1562: A CHALLENGE

Fri, 2003 Oct 3

newsgroup

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|_____|_____|_____||,)~   I BET IF WE TRIED REALLY  ~|X| .:}
|__|_____|_____|___|(-`{  HARD WE COULD SUCK EACH   `|X|.   
|_____|_____|_____||,)~   OTHERS' DICKS WITH ONLY   ~|X| .:}
|__|_____|_____|___|(-`{  OUR GOOGLY FAGGOT EYES    `|X|.   
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|_____|_____|___/.-' '-.-' '-.-' '-.-' '-.-' '-.-' 'X/ '-.-'
|__|_____|_____(-'-._.-'-._.-'-._.-'-._.-'-._.-'-./XX/_.-'-.
|_____|_____|___|.-' '-.-' '-.-' '-.-' '-.-' '-.-/XX|' '-.-'
|__|_____|_____||'-._.-'-._.-'-._.-'-._.-'-._.-'/XX.'._.-'-.
|_____|_____|___|.-' '-.-' ___-' '-.-' '-.-' '-/XXX|-' '-.-'
|__|_____|_____|_\-._.-'-._| |-._.-'-._.-'-._..'XX/'-._.-'-.
|_____|_____|_____\' '-.-' |  \' '-.-' '-.-' '|XXX/.-' '-.-'
|__|_____|_____|___|_.-'-._|___\_.-'-._.-'-._/XXX/-'-._.-'-.
|_____|_____|_____|| '-.-' '-.-' '-.-' '-.-'/XXX.'-.-' '-.-'
|__|_____|_____|___|_.-'-._.-'-._.-'-._.-'-/XXXX|.-'-._.-'-.
|_____|_____|_____|| '-.-'/\-.-' '-.-' '-./XXXX| '-.-' '-.-'
|__|_____|_____|___|_.-'-/ /-'-._.__-._.-/XXXXX|_.-'-._.-'-.
|_____|_____|_____|| '-.-\/'-.-' '\ \' '.'XXXX/' '-.-' '-.-'
|__|_____|_____|___|_.-'-._.-'-._.-\/._.|XXXX/-._.-'-._.-'-.
|_____|_____|_____|| '-.-' '-___ '-.-' /XXXXX/-' '-.-' '-.-'
+------------------+_.-'-._.-L_/_.-'-./XXXXX|'-._.-'-._.-'-.

#1577: ANNIE ASCII AND HER WHORE FRIEND

Sat, 2003 Oct 18

annie ascii, newsgroup

                             BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH         
                                                         
           BLAH BLAH BLAH              \                 
                                        \                
                 /                       \               
                /                         \              
                                            _____        
          .|||||.                          (((   `\      
         |||||||||                         _ _`\   )     
        || .   . ||                        (^  )   )     
        ||   '   ||                         ~-(     )    
       |||\  =  /|||                        _'((,,,)))   
       |||||`-'|||||                     ,-'      / `\   
       .---'   `---.                    ( `\_(_./'\_  |  
     /'  |       |  `\                   `-.-^-..-'/| |  
    |  /( `-.v.-' )\  |                     \     / | |  
     \___`--/ \--'___/                       ;.  ( / ,'  
         |   ,   |                          /.__.-\ '    
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         \   |   /                         `/  .'        
          ( )|( )                          (  (          
          /  |  \                           \  \         
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          \  |  /                            )\ (        
           ) | (   _.-"-._._               _/`_\ \       
   VK     mmo^omm `==..___,-'             `"  _/ _) aa   
                                                         
Q: WHAT KIND OF WHORE TAKES OFF HER BOTTOM *FIRST* ????  
                                                         
A: YOU                                                   
                                                         
Q: WHY WOULD SHE DO SUCH A THING ?????                   
                                                         
A: REPEATED MOLESTATIONS AT AGE 8                        
                                                         
*** BECAUSE THE MORE YOU KNOW ....................... ***

#1579: MORE OF A REQUEST

Mon, 2003 Oct 20

newsgroup

       HOMO                                                      
                                                                 
         |                                                       
         |                        WHAT WHO WHEN WHERE            
         |                                                       
         |                                |                      
                                          |                      
  IT WAS REALLY MORE                      |                      
   OF A REQUEST THAN                      |                      
    ANYTHING ELSE                         |                      
                                          |                      
         |                                |                      
         |                                |                      
         |                                |                      
                                                                 
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| '--.__)--(_.--  |             | '--.__)--(_.--' |              
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  ||  `-'  '--' ||     \\\\_\\    || '`-'  '--' ||               
  || `--'  '--' ||      \.--. \   ||'`--'  '--' ||               
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  ||     )-(    \||              `--'    )-(                     
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  ||'  `-   -'  \ \\              |    `-) (-'   \               
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||||( `-'  `-') .-' |||          '. ( `-'  `-') .-'              
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    \ \     / /                     \ \     / /                  
     \ \   / /                       \ \   / /                   
     /  \ /  \                       /  \ /  \                   
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     \   /\   /                      \   /\   /                  
      | /  \ |                        | /  | |                   
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      | |    \ \                      | |  | |                   
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      | |      /-._\                  | |  | |                   
     |.-.\    //.-._)                /.-.| |-.\                  
      \\\\   ///                     ||||- ||||                  
       \\\\-'''                      ||||  ||||      -nabis      
        ``''                          ``'  '''                   

#1607: ASCII PORN

Mon, 2003 Nov 17

newsgroup

                                  |: |                              
                 .e$$$e.          |: |                              
                ;$$$$$$$$$e.      |: |   WE CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH REAL
               ;$$$$$$$$$$$$.     |: |   WOMEN SO WE HAVE TO DRAW   
               $$$$$$$$$$"$$'     |: |   OUR OWN AND IMAGINE WHAT IT
               $$$$(`$  ,= =:     |: |   MIGHT BE LIKE ONE DAY      
              ;$$$$e`$    ; ;    ;8b 8.                             
             ;$$$$$$. -._ -;     '8P 88                             
             $$$$$$$.. ./`"       |: 88                             
            e$$$$$$$e...`"""-.    |: Y8                             
           $$$$$$$$$P"-. .    '.  |: ;8:                            
          ;$$$$$$$$$:::.:.. .   '.|: d8b                            
           $$$$$$$$$.:.. . -.    /b.,888                            
           $$$$$$$$$:.... .  `../8888888                            
           $$$$$$"Y$.. .      ; `"Y8888P                            
           Y$$$$$e:$e.... `-.'    |:`""'                            
            Y$$$$$:$$:.. . :      |: |                              
             "  ;:.Y:.:..  ;      |: |   ONE GLORIOUS DAY THAT WILL 
             _,-'..: .    .'      |: |   NEVER COME                 
          ,-'...... . .   '       |: |                              
        ,'. ,'.... . .   /        |: |                              
       ,::. :::.:.... . '         |:.|                              
      .::.  ::.:.... .  :         |: |                              
      :::.. `.:.:.... . :         |:.|                              
      ':::..  \... . .__:         |:.|                              
       88boooo '.od88888b         |::|                              
       8888888  Y88888888         |::|                              
       8888888  '88888888.        |::|                              
       888888P   Y8888888:        |::|                              
       88888P    '8888888:        |::|                              
      ;88888'     Y888888'        |::|                              
      88888P      '888888.        |::|                              
     d8888P        Y88888b        |::|                              
    d88888'        `888888        |::|                              
   .88888'          '8888P        |::|                              
   d8888;            88888        |::|                              
  .8888P             88888b       |::|                              
  :8888              Y88888.      |::|                              
  :888P               Y8888b      |::|                              
  :888                 Y8888      |::|                              
  :88'                  Y888.     |::|                              
  ;88                    Y888     |::|                              
  d88                    '888b    |::|                              
 d888                    ,8888.   |::|                              
:8888                   d88888b.  |::|                              
 M888                   MMMM8888  |::|                              
 MY88b                  "M  "8888b.::|                              
 M MMMM. jf              M   MMMMMM::|                              

#1626: CONVERTED CRAP

Sat, 2003 Dec 6

newsgroup

  THIS IS A STEAMING TURD I ATE, PROCESSED     
  WITHIN MY ALIMENTARY CANAL, AND SHIT OUT     
 AGAIN !!!!! ASCII ART RULES !!!!!!!!!!!!!1    
                                               
                        (                      
                         )      /              
                    (   (     (##)---._ _      
                     )   b     "'        `-----
_ _ _       \       (    88_                   
     `-----(##)       ___888b__                
            "'      _d888888888b   (           
           (    ___d888888888888_   )          
            )  d88888888888888888b (           
           (  d8888888888888888888__           
           ___8888888888888888888888b          
          d88888888888888888888888888b         
          888888888888888888888888888P         
          Y8888Zot888888888888888888P          
                                               
 ALSO THOSE FLYING THINGS ARE POO SPACESHIPS   

#1712: GROSS

Mon, 2004 Mar 1

nabis, newsgroup

              _______                                         
          .-""  '.'  ""-.                                     
        ."      .'.      ".   I'M NABIS PLEASE FUCK ME IN MY Q
      /|         Q         |                                  
     / |        :|:        |\                                 
    / /         . .         \"\                               
   / /        ,/: :\,        \ "\                             
  / /        / (_i_) \        \  "\                           
 / /       /"   | |   "\       \   |                          
| /      /"     '-'     "\      \."                           
||   / |/                 \ \ \  \                            
|| ,'-./                   \ |--. |                           
| \    \                    /     |                           
|\ \    |                  |     /                            
\_^-\   \                  |    /                             
      \  \                 /   /                              
       \  \               /   /                               
      __\ \",            /   /__                              
     /-  | | \          / / (  -\                             
     `~-._`   )        / | -' _.-'                            
          """"        (   _.-"                                
                       """                                    

#1805: A REALLY BIG CAT

Wed, 2004 Jun 2

nerd boy, newsgroup

                                 GET IT ?!??!?!?!? IT'S A REALLY    
                                 BIG CAT !!!!!!!!1! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
                                 OH MY GOD I'M SO FUNNY             
                                                                    
                                      |          _^_^               
                                   \  ' /        =v= |              
          .--.                  `.  ,,,  ,'      \J_/`.             
          |  |         OO        -  'oo  -        |    \            
          |  |        .||-           -\\-         ||| ( \           
jg        |  |         bb              \\         ||| _\|`-'        
                                                                    
                            ONE FINE DAY I WILL SLIP THE CHAINS OF  
                            MORTALITY ONCE I COME TO GRIPS WITH THIS
                            SIMPLE FACT:                            
                                                                    
                               I AM TOO USELESS TO CONTINUE LIVING  

#1833: CHECK OUT MY SIG

Wed, 2004 Jun 30

newsgroup

|\    |\          /|   /| |\     /|    
| \   | \        //   //  | \    ||  |\
||\\  ||\\      //   //   ||\\   ||  ||
|| >> || \\    / |  <<    || \\  ||  ||
||//  ||  ||  //||   \\   ||  || ||  ||
|//   | \ || |/ ||    \\  | \ || ||  ||
|<<   ||\\||    ||     >> ||\\|| ||  ||
||\\  || \ |    ||    //  || \ | ||  ||
|| >> ||  ||    ||   //   ||  ||  \\ ||
||//  ||  ||    ||  <<    ||  ||   \\||
| /   |/  ||    |/   \\   |/  ||    \ |
|/        \|          \|      \|     \|
   STUPID    LITTLE    PUNK    BITCH   

#1860: A TALKING POTTED PLANT

Tue, 2004 Jul 27

critic, nerd boy, newsgroup

          SINCE WE'RE DRAWN BY AN UNTALENTED MORON        
            WANNA LICK EACH OTHER'S DICKS                 
                                                          
            _ _  /                      DON'T MIND IF I DO
           (\'/)                                          
          (_(.)_)                          /              
           (/|\)                        ,                 
         (\_,|__                      OO                  
            _|_(\                    .||.                 
jg_________ |_| '____________________ dd ____________     

#1897: A SPECIAL MESSAGE IN ROT13

Thu, 2004 Sep 2

nabis, newsgroup

       _____________________________     
      /                    /   /   /     
     /  FREVBHFYL         /__./   /      
    /  JUL VF        ________    /       
   /  A4OVF FHPU    ________    /        
  /  N SHPXVAT        _____    /         
 /  OVGPU PHAG                /          
/____________________________/  a:f (n:s)

#1903: STARGATE

Wed, 2004 Sep 8

newsgroup, poker

                                _______                                
                        _,.--==###\_/=###=-.._                         
                    ..-'     _.--\\_//---.    `-..                     
                 ./'    ,--''     \_/     `---.   `\.                  
               ./ \ .,-'      _,,......__      `-. / \.                
             /`. ./\'    _,.--'':_:'"`:'`-..._    /\. .'\              
            /  .'`./   ,-':":._.:":._.:"+._.:`:.  \.'`.  `.            
          ,'  //    .-''"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'`.     \   \           
         /   ,'    /'":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.`.    `.  \          
        /   /    ,'`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_\     \  \         
       ,\\ ;     /_.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":\     ://,        
       / \\     /'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'\    // \.       
      |//_ \   ':._.:":._.+":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._\  / _\\ \      
     /___../  /_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"'. \..__ |      
      |  |    '":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.|    |  |      
      |  |    |-:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`|    |  |      
      |  |    |":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.+":._.:":._.|    |  |      
      |  :    |_:'"`:_:'"`:_+'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`|    ; |       
      |   \   \.:._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._|    /  |       
       \   :   \:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'.'   ;  |        
        \  :    \._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":,'    ;  /        
        `.  \    \..--:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`-../    /  /         
         `__.`.'' _..+'._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":.`+._  `-,:__`          
      .-''    _ -' .'| _________________________ |`.`-.     `-.._      
_____'   _..-|| :.' .+/;;';`;`;;:`)+(':;;';',`\;\|. `,'|`-.      `_____
  MJP .-'   .'.'  :- ,'/,',','/ /./|\.\ \`,`,-,`.`. : `||-.`-._        
          .' ||.-' ,','/,' / / / + : + \ \ \ `,\ \ `.`-||  `.  `-.     
       .-'   |'  _','<', ,' / / // | \\ \ \ `, ,`.`. `. `.   `-.       
                                   :              - `. `.              
                                                                       
    OKAY SO I FLOPPED SPLIT TOP TWO PAIR WITH A STRAIGHT DRAW          
     MEANWHILE THERE WAS A POSSIBLE FLUSH SHOWING ON THE TURN          
      SO WORRIED ABOUT A CHECK-RAISE I BET FOR INFORMATION             
       ONLY TO FIND THAT ONE OPPONENT HAD FLOPPED SPLIT TOP AN         
        BOTTOM PAIR AND THE OTHER SIMPLY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE           
         WAS DOING AND THAT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IS HOW THE            
          SIT-AND-GO ONE-TABLE TOURNAMENT WAS WON                      
                                                                       
    OH FUCK WAIT THIS IS STARGATE                                      
                                                                       
    OKAY HOW ABOUT SOME COMMENT ABOUT HOW CONSTELLATIONS ARE NOT       
     A VALID WAY TO DESIGNATE A REAL POINT IN FOUR DIMENSIONAL         
      SPACETIME OR AT LEAST SOMETHING ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A HUNK         
       JAMES SPADER WAS                                                

#1943: WISHING

Mon, 2004 Oct 18

annie ascii, newsgroup

                          _ _                              
                        (((_  ~\                           
                        @-@-\   )  ONE DAY I WILL BE USEFUL
     _____________      (^  )   )   TO SOCIETY             
    //////`       |      ~-(     )                         
   _|____ `       |       '((,,,))                         
  |:::::||`       |     ,'     `\                          
  |_____||`       |    (0 ( 0 ,  \                         
    |_____|_______/     `-'`-' /| :  ONE FINE DAY          
   ___/____|___\___      \    / | |                        
  |    _       <<<:|---------- /'.'---.                    
  |_________)___o_o|      __ /'/'      \                   
 /         (________/----(__//)         \                  
(________________________________________)                 
  )_(|              /  /\  \----`   |)_(                   
  | ||             / .'||\ |   ||   || |                   
  | |)            / (  || \(   ||   (| |                   
  | |            / /'  ()  \`. ()    | |                   
  |_|           `w'         \ \      |_|                   
  (_)                        \3      (_)                   

#1965: NEWS FLASH

Tue, 2004 Nov 9

nerd boy, newsgroup

MAYBE I JUST FINALLY TOOK MY OWN                           
LIFE AFTER WASTING ALL THESE                               
YEARS MAKING CRAPPY ASCII ART                              
AND EVEN CRAPPIER JOKES            WHAT DO I CARE I'M STILL
                                  GOING TO FUCK YOUR CORPSE
           \                                               
            \                         /                    
              ,,,                 __                       
             ( ..                OO |                      
           __/ o|_  .))          \__|                      
          (  )   \\,'/           ____ _                    
         / ,'    /._/          /|   ||\\                   
         `.\ ___|              \|___|| _                   
           ))   |                _  _>'-'                  
            \ | |               ||\||\                     
            / ) )               ||/||/                     
            \|\|                __ ___                     
    _______ ||||_ ____________ //_//__\ ____________ jg    

#2019: RAPE FINALLY

Sun, 2005 Jan 2

annie ascii, newsgroup

                                      _____        
                                    (((   `\       
MAYBE IF SOMEONE JUST UP            _ _`\   )      
AND RAPED ME I'D FINALLY            (^  )   )      
SHUT MY FUCKING BON-BON              ~-(     )     
GUZZLING WORD HOLE                   _'((,,,)))    
                                  ,-' \_/    `\    
HEHE !!!!                        (          ,  |   
                                  `-.-'`-.-'/|_|   
                                     \     / | |   
                                      =()=: / ,' aa

#2154: SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS

Tue, 2005 May 17

newsgroup

                .q$$gp.qp.                            
             .q$$$SS$$$$$$$.                          
           .d$$SSSS$$$SSS$$$$.                        
          d$$SSSSS$$$$$SSSS$$$b   FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE
         :$$SSSSS$$$P`$$SSSSS$$;                      
         $$SSSS$$$$P   `$$SSSSS$    MOLEST ME         
        :$SSS$$$$P'      T$$SSS$.                     
        $$SS$Pgj"   .+^-  T$$$SS$;                    
        $SS$$.O"\  ' O".   $$$SS$$                    
        $SS$$    ;         :$$$SS$;                   
        :SS$:              :$$$SS$$                   
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       :$$SSS$$. `._.'   d$$$SSS$SS$$                 
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#2178: HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR

Fri, 2005 Jun 10

newsgroup

            _                                                 
          .' \        AND ALL YOU CANCER PATIENTS CAN         
          |   \   _    SUCK ON MY CHALKY DICK TOO             
          |  _ \ ( )                                          
          | (o) \/ '                                          
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          |      __|                                          
rjm/jrjc  '     / __)                                         
           \__.' /                                            
           (___.'     HOW'S THAT ABCGI YOU USELESS LITTLE CUNT

#2319: BETTY PAGE

Sat, 2005 Oct 29

newsgroup

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                             ./  /      \   \.                  
                            /      /       \  `\                
                          ,'\|. /      | \   .!`\               
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                        // |  `.||`|.|'|!'|.'/   |   TO DIE SOON
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#2408: SEE YA LATER ALLIGATOR

Thu, 2006 Jan 26

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                  ||  ||  | |    SEE YA LATER        
                 _,'(|)(|)`.:._    ALLIGATOR         
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  |.....________[]-=[]   /          FUCKING FAGGOT   
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#2518: FACE OFF

Tue, 2006 May 16

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                        ,-. ,--'  o )( o  `--. ,-.                         
                        \(,' '  ,,-'  `-,,  ` `,)/     FAG FACE-OFF IN     
                       ,-.\-.__,\\_    _//,__.-/,-.                        
                       \(`--'    `\    /'    `--')/ -hrr-                  
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                   \_`-'`---'\\__,     ,__//`---'`-'_/                     
                    \`        `-\       /-'        '/                      
                   `       ,-._         _,-.       '   VK                  
             _          _,',-. `.     ,' ,-.`._          _                 
            / `-. ,----'    O    )   (    O    `----. ,-' \                
           (  `,-' .;         _,'     `._         ;. `-.'  )               
           _\_(   _         ,'           `.         _   )_/_    TWO        
          / `-.`   )     / /               \ \     (   ',-' \              
         (  -.   ,'`---'( /__/_         _\__\ )`---'`.   ,-  )             
          )\\ `-'  -hrr- `--.(           ),--' -hrr-  `-' //(              
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                      ,' - `'.           .`' - `,                          
    ,.             _.'  .--.  `.       .'  .--.  `._             ,.        
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'  ,._     ,'-.....'/ ,'   /               \   `, \`.....-`.     _.,  `    
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  GLHAGLHGA HLAGHLAGHGAL HLAG HLG AHLAG HL AGHLGAHLAG HLG AHL GHLAG        
  HLGAHLGA HLAG HAG HGA GLHAGHL CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER              
  GHLAGHLAGHL AGHALG HLGA HLAG HLGA HLGA HLAG HLA GHLAG HLAG HLAG          
  LHAGHLAGHLAGHLA HLGAHG HLGAHL AGHLAG HLGAHLGAHLAG LHGA HLGA HLGA         
  HLAG LHGHLGA L GAAGHL AHGL HL AG OH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE GAHLAGHL HLG     
  HLGA HLAG HLGA HLGA HLG HLAGHL MMMMM YEAH OOH BOY GALHGAHLAGHLG          
  AHLAG HLAG HGA HLG ALHAG HLAG HLAG HLAGHLGAHLAGHLAG HL AGHLGAHAG HGA     
  HLAG HLAG HLAGHLGA AND REST                                              

#2624: DEFINITELY BAD KITTY

Wed, 2006 Aug 30

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   |`._.-----._.'|           SURPRISE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   |' .-.   .-. '|     /)                               
   |    = , =    |    ((     I TOOK A SHIT ON YOUR CHEST
    \    ._.    /      ))    WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING    
     `--.___.--'      //                                
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#2634: NEVER TOUCHED A GIRL II

Sat, 2006 Sep 9

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                                  _,--.     IH##HI    
                               _-'     \    IH##HI    
                            .-'         \_  IH##HI    
                           /             |\ IH##HI    
I HAVE NEVER TOUCHED      /      __.-'--/  \IH##HI    
A GIRL WITHOUT           /      /     |     \H##HI    
PAYING FOR IT           /      /  _____      \##HI    
AND NEVER WILL         /      /  /    `\     |##HI    
DUE TO MY NECKBEARD    \     |  /       \    |##HI    
                        \     \| __      \   |##HI    
                         \     //o \   _ |   /##HI\   
                         |\___. \__/  /o\/  /H##HI \  
                        /            |\_/  /IH##HI  \ 
                       /  |       _  | / _/-IH##HI   )
                      /   \        `-'/ /'  IH##HI  / 
                     /     \    <`--./  \   IH##HI /  
                    |       \    `-/     \  IH##HI'   
                   //   -----`-._.'_\___/   IH##HI    
                  //          `\ -'        _IH##HI    
                 / |            \        _' IH##HI    
                 | |             |     -'   IH##HI    
                 |               |  .-'     IH##HI    
                 |               |-.        IH##HI    
                 |               |  \       IH##HI    
                 \     \         |   `-     IH##HI    
                  |     |        |     `-.  IH##HI    
                  |     |        |        `\I/\#HI    
                  \     `        |          |\ |HI    
                   |     |       |          || |__/\  
                   \     |        \         ||      \ 
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                     |                        /#HI    
                     |      \               -'##HI    
                     /                   .-'IH##HI    
                    /        \       _.-'   IH##HI    
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            |                 /      \      :F_P:I    
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#2692: BOOTS

Mon, 2006 Nov 6

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                        7LJ    LJL                                  
                       7L|--.---LJL                                 
                       L7\--'--'7LJ  :F_P:                          
                        JL\ -- /J7L                                 
              .--.     JLJL`--' 7L--.                               
           __/    \    /JLJ          |                              
          /  \ .   \  /     .        |                              
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         /\ \ /|    `.\ _/_\    / /  |                              
        /\ \ / \     \ |    `--'./   /                              
      ./\ _.'  `\     \/        /|  |                               
     / \ /      \\    /        / |  |                               
    / \  |       \   |'       |  \  |                               
 __/__ _ L___....-------'     |  `| |                               
|     /|/                     |   | |                               
|____| ||                    /    | \___                            
        \     \-------------'     `-----\                           
         \   _'\                                                    
          \-'   \                                                   
           \.-'  \      I TITLE THIS ONE "F ME BOOTS" BECAUSE       
            \ .-' |      *F ME* I SURE WOULD LIKE TO FINALLY HAVE   
             `\.-'|       SEX WITH A WOMAN SOMETIME IN MY LIFE      
               \-' \_      BEFORE I DIE AND SINCE ALL THE REAL ONES 
                \-' /\      KEEP SAYING NO I'M PRETTY SURE AN ASCII 
                 |  |\\      WOMAN CAN'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL SO HERE
                 |  | \/      I AM DRAWING ASCII ART WOMEN AND THEN 
                /  / \         BEATING OFF TO THEM AND THEN POSTING 
                \/' ./          THEM FOR EVERYONE TO SEE            
                 \_/             JIZZ STAINS AND ALL                

#2742: STOP

Tue, 2006 Dec 26

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    .-------.                                  
  .'         `.                                
.'             `.                              
|.-. .-. .-. .-.|    SORRY I CAN'T LET YOU PASS
|`-.  |  | | |-'|      UNLESS YOU SUCK MY COCK 
|`-'  '  `-' '  |                              
'               '                              
 `.           .'.''.  .''.                     
   `._______.'   __   __                       
       | | .----/  \ /  \---.                  
       | | |   |    |    |  |____              
       | | |   |`--''`--'| /  |  \_            
     ,----.|   \  O | O  _ |  |  | \           
     | ---'|    '._/ \_.| `|  |  | |           
     \.---'|            |  | `- ,| |           
      `---'|            | :        |           
       | | |            |  '._.--  ;           
       | | |    .      .:      `  /            
       '-' |     '....'  `.______/             
           |                |                  
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           `----------------'                  
               ||      ||fsr                   
               ||      ||                      
        _.---'' '-, ,-' ''---._                
       /      __..' '..__      \               
       '---''`           `''---'               

#2820: DINOSAUR-MAN-THING

Wed, 2007 Mar 14

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           _.   .'                         
       _.-' /  :   `-.'.'                  
    .-'-.  |        / /    :               
  .'  o   ; \     .' /   .'                
 /,,,,,,    =`-..'  /                      
  `.____.       `-.|     WHAT THE FUCK AM I
         `. .-     `.                      
          .'   |  =  \  `.                 
          |   /       \   :                
         /  .'\ =     =|                   
  .'    / .'   \       |                   
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    `-._l42  / .'    |                     
        `-._((/.----.\                     
            `(((  -  `-._                  
                `-._   _ `-._              
                    `-._  .- `-._          
                        `-._  _  `-.       
                            `-._  -        
                                `-._       

#2940: GAY MOOSE

Thu, 2007 Jul 12

canada, newsgroup

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              |    / ,' |                  ; `.  \    |                
              ;   '-'  /  _                 \  `-'    |                
               \      (_.' |            .-.  \        ;                
                `.         |            |  `-'       /                 
                  `._      \     _      |          .'                  
                    ,-''-.  `.-/` `\.-.-'      _.-`                    
                  ,'      `'--' oo   ._).__..-'                        
                  |  O O             ;                                 
                  ;              _   |                                 
               <\  \             /  /                                  
                _\  `.         .'  |     WATCH OUT THE GAY CANADA MOOSE
              ,'"`\   `-.___.-' \  \      IS GOING TO HOLD YOU DOWN AND
             /     \            ;   '.     MAKE YOU DRINK MOLSON BEER  
          ,-'       `.         /      `.                               
       __/  `,       `.       ;     |   \                              
     /`  ,    \       '\     ;  |    ;   ;                             
   ,'| ,_|\_.; \      __\    |  '.   _\  |`.                           
 _/  ;  _\ ,_7  ;  ,-'  '\ __\  _,-'"` _.'  \                          
`.    \ >_,|\    |/       /_ \"`  _,.-'      ;                         
  `.   \     ` .-'--------`/ |.-'` \_---------mx-                      
   |    `.    /           '-'    `/`_\                                 
   |      |,-'               \>   |/ `                                 
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#2945: EVEN MY MOTHER

Tue, 2007 Jul 17

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  CHECK OUT MY NEW ALBUM COVER DUDES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
                                                     
 EVEN MY MOTHER COULDN'T PRETEND TO APPRECIATE MY ART
                                                     
                           .'                        
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                   .'                                
                 .'                                  
        _      .'                                    
       / \_  .'                                      
     _.--/ \_..-----._____                           
    /      |;             `--._ /\                   
_.-' (o)   ;                   \='                   
\__       /                    | \                   
|_       |    \         /    \/                      
  `\_.   |     \        |     |                      
      `--\     |        |     |                      
          \    |        \    /                       
           |  / `-----.-'\   |                       
          /  /            |  |                       
         //_/      :F_P:  //_/                       

#3038: DELETE CHARACTER

Thu, 2007 Oct 18

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     _                                     _ 
    (_)                                   (_)
    | |________..---------------..________| |
    | |/\-o-.----'||---| |---||`----------| |
    | || o ^?\  __||   | |   ||    ||     | |
   .-'-`-.   /\/  `\   | |   |_-_  ||     | |
  / -. \  \-'   | \ \  | |   /   \ ||     | |
  |   \ `\ `| ./. / |`\_ | /'  |  \||     | |
 _/\___./ |/ /   / /    |/'   /-\  \_-----`-|
(_) -   \.-| \  \w/ `. /    ./   \ (_)_  .':|
| |\ \_ /  | |`\_    ./   -_/___  `| |_3: : |
| |-\__/_-'\ \---\._/`_         `\-| | : :'/|
| |: : : : :\ \: : : : `-.____/   || |: : :||
| | : : : : :\ \: : : : : : : |   || | :.-'_|
| |-,-,-,-,-,-`w,-,-,-,-,-,-,-\   || |-'  (_)
|_|                            \  ||_|       
(_)                       :F_P: | \(_)       
                                \  \         
                                 `-'         
    IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY YOU'LL               
     NOTICE I HAVE DELETE CHARACTER          
      INSTEAD OF A NOSE AND MOUTH            

#3218: VOTE OBAMA

Tue, 2008 Apr 15

election 2008, newsgroup, obama

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 ]||[        .   F.___          \    \'      ]||[           
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 |[]|        |'  |     .'  \       / '. \    |[]|           
 ]||[        /  .     /     \     '    `'    ]||[    ORIGAMI
 |[]|        \  |    /      `.   /           |[]|           
 ]||[         \ |  .'        \  /mx          ]||[           
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 ]||[           '--'''''------'              ]||[           
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#3606: NO MATHEMATICIANS ALLOWED

Fri, 2009 May 8

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         `-.______.-'`-.    .-'\  .                           
 ____________)  ___     `--'    `-'\               _          
'    ________)  )__`   ___   --'`-. \   ..     ...//...       
  ,-'------.__    __   `. `-.--.`. ) \.::::...`:://::::`      
              `. `. `-   `.    ' `'  ::::::::/ ://:::::::     
        _____.'  '--'    ,___,'     ::::::::-.^  .::::::.     
    .--'       _____   __     _,'`. '::::::: +   ;:::::;      
,--'--._,-----'     ` `. `-- `.  ,' ':::::::.'`.'`::::::`     
           ____.----'  .--'  .'  `.  `:```::` /   ':::::`     
            ,'___ __  '     _ `.   `. /    `--,   ':::::.     
            |/   '  `. ,_,-' `  `---' |     _/    '::::`      
            '        |/   ___' ,-'`-. `. . (x|   /___.`       
                     '  /' ,---.  ,.,'`| |`-\'  /xxxx/        
                        ((/     `'.'.' | |  /  /xxxx/         
                        ''        | |  | | /  /\xxx(          
           THIS APPEARS TO BE    .' |  | |/  /      \         
          SOME ARRANGEMENT OF    | .' /| /  /|_______\_       
        A GIRL BREATHING FIRE   .' | | (// | |  \xxxxxxx.     
            OR PERHAPS HAVING   |  | |  `--'Y|   :  \x| |     
          SEX WITH A DEMON OR   |  | `  '''\.'   :   /  /     
        MAYBE AN ANGEL !!!111  .' .'` \     |    : _/ _/      
                               |  | |  \  / |    :/   /       
         COME TO THINK OF IT   |  | `.  . m |    :|  /        
          MAYBE I SEE A DESK  .'  |  |  | v |=====|=/         
          IN THERE SOMEWHERE  |  .' .|  | /  \xxxx|/          
                              |  |  ||  `.    |xxx|           
        BOTTOM LINE IS I'M    |  | .'`-'/|    |xx(_           
       GETTING REALLY LAZY    | .' | | / |   /`xxxx\          
       IN MAKING THIS SHIT   .' |  `-'/ .'  |  \xxxx\         
                             | .'  | /  |  .'  |\xxxx,        
                             | | `-'`   |  |   |x\xxx\        
                             | | |  /  /|  |   |xx\xxx\       
                            .',`-'_/` / | .'   |xx|\xxx\      
                            | |   )/ /  | |    |xx| \xxx--    
                            `-'  // / _/  |    |xx_. \xx( `.  
                                /--)  \\  .    |x/_|  \xx\__`.
                                \_/    |\ _\  /\/| |    \x\ \ 
                                       | \  \ \__/ |     |-`/ 
                                          `--`        mv  \/  

#3965: SPRING

Sun, 2010 May 2

newsgroup, simple

                                                       
         I'M A SPRING ............. OR AM I A COCK ????
                                                       
          YOU DECIDE, CRUEL AND CYNICAL WORLD          
                                                       
               /                                       
              /                                        
                                                       
     C\\\\\\D                                          
Yeti                                                   

#4654: COFFEE BREAK

Wed, 2012 Mar 21

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     /                                  i   ~ ~    : ~  ~  !     /  
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        ;" .s;;@::;@::@@:::::s.         | ""-*-+-....-+" !:km==.    
       /            __________          |  !  ! .!..!::!:!:|   H /  
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      \\       .s;;@::;;::@::::::s.     |  !  !  ! .!::!:!:|modY    
    /  \"+-..__                       __|  !  !  !  !::!:!:;        
        "--.___"""---..+.______.+---+"_ !  !  !  !  ! :!:!;'      / 
          /"##b""""--...________..*"""   "*+-...______.+*"#"     /  
            "*###################*"###*"    "##############"        
             "*######################*"      "############"         
              "*""""""""""""""""""""*"        "**********"          
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                                     /             /          /     
                                   /                      JUANSRX   
         /                                              17/03/2012  
                 /                                  /               
   /                    /              /                          / 
                                                                    
                                                                    
                       THIS SHIT GIVES ME GAS                       

#5354: YO HORSE

Wed, 2014 Feb 19

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                              ___| \,,/_/                   
                           ---__/ \/    \                   
                          __--/     (D)  \     FUCK YO HORSE
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