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#571: C.J.
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_ _-._ HI MY NAME C.J.
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/ . \_ / _.--. \ ME LIMEY AND EAT EGG ROLL
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/ |._ _, `. c.j. __| \ ME RIKEY SUCKY FUCKY
( _.>_O)_/ \ __.-'~ | ME OPEN UP FOR YOU
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( /. \ ) / / GIVE ME IT ALL I AM FAGGY
`-' `.L_ / "_ | LIMEY C.J.
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8--- \._) _ / `' | | PLEASE SIR MORE SIR
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^ (_ | GHGAHLAGLHAGLHGALHAGHLAG
DICK `-._ / FUCKING FAGGOT
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#750: FUZZBALL SUCKS DICK
newsgroup
IT'S FUNKY FUZZBALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TODAY'S ADVENTURE: FUZZBALL SUCKS DICK
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JESUS CHRIST DON'T MAKE YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES
ME I BEG OF YOU
/;;;\ NAMELY NOT HELPING ME WHEN
MY MOUTH IS ONLY SO BIG |O O| THE BULLIES PICKED ON ME
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#824: SPREAD OPEN
nerd boy, newsgroup
__ _ _ _ ________ _ / \\\ SPREAD OPEN MY CHEEKS
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#873: IT'S TRUE YOU KNOW
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TUA XIONG LIKES UNICORNS
IT'S NOT A GIRL OR A FAG IS IT ????????????????????????????????
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#1300: PUNISHMENT FROM GOD
annie ascii, newsgroup
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MMMMM CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT ((( `\
DICK !!!!! MMMM I'M A USELESS , ,`\ )
WHORE LIKE ALL THE OTHERS !!!!! (^ ) )
MMMMM CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT !!! ~-( )
_'((,,,)))
ONE DAY I WILL MARRY ME A GOOD ,-' \_/ `\
HUSBAND AND NEVER HAVE TO WORK ( , |
AGAIN !!!! AND BY WORK I MEAN `-.-'`-.-'/|_|
BE A RECEPTIONIST OR WAITRESS \ / | |
OR PERHAPS A MEDIOCRE PROSTITUTE =()=: / ,' ua
HOLY JESUS IS IT ANY WONDER WE BLEED
ONCE A MONTH !?!?!? HELLO ?!?!? IT'S PUNISHMENT FROM GOD
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#1301: MY FAVORITE SNACK
nerd boy, newsgroup
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DELICIOUS URINE, MY FAVORITE SNACK!!!
MMM SLURP MY WORTHLESS SWEDISH ASS GROWING
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#1302: WHAT A COUNTRY
nerd boy, newsgroup, ussr
I COME FROM A COUNTRY THAT STAYS
NEUTRAL IN ALL WARS, HAS RIDICULOUSLY
HIGH TAXES, AND PRODUCES NOTHING BUT
A LONG STREAM OF FUCKING TALENTLESS
CUNTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA ASCII ART DRAWS *YOU*
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kirara, newsgroup
w w w w 0 w w w w
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HUHHHHHHHHHHH
I'M A HANDJOB ROBOT
WANT ME TO JERK YOU OFF ????
YES MASTER GHLAGHLGAHLGAHLAGG
YOU FILTHY FUCKING PRICK YEAH
YOU LIKE THIS DON'T YOU
YOU LITTLE WHORE
MMMMM YEAH TAKE THAT
I WAS PROGRAMMED TO SAY THIS
DON'T HOLD IT AGAINST ME
OOOOH BOY JERKIN' YOU OFF
MY NAME IS KIRARA AND I'M ARGUABLY
CREEPIER EVEN THAN TRAN
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#1367: PENIS MAN
kirara, newsgroup
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HUHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'M PENIS MAN
ALL DAY LONG I PROTECT THE WORLD AGAINST
EVIL PEOPLE WITH PENISES
OKAY DO YOU PEOPLE STILL HAVE ANY
QUESTION ABOUT WHETHER KIRARA IS CREEPIER THAN TRAN
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#1389: FOURTEEN
annie ascii, newsgroup
_____
MAYBE I SHOULD SHUT MY FAT RACIST ((( `\
DYKE OF A MOUTH !!!?!??!?!??!? , ,`\ )
(^ ) )
NO OF COURSE NOT SINCE I'M A CRACKER ~-( )
ASS BITCH I GET TO SAY WHATEVER I _'((,,,)))
WANT AND IF YOU DISAGREE I'LL ,-' \_/ `\
JUST FALSELY ACCUSE YOU OF RAPE ( , |
AND MAKE A MILLION IN FRADULENT `-.-'`-.-'/|_|
SETTLEMENTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \ / | |
=()=: / ,' ua
P.S. I'M A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD TWAT
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#1416: DREAM COME TRUE
annie ascii, newsgroup
_____
I'LL MAKE OUTRAGEOUSLY RACIST ((( `\
REMARKS WHILE HIDING BEHIND THIS , ,`\ )
LARGE-BREASTED TOOTHPICK THIN (^ ) )
PERSONA!!! ~-( )
_'((,,,)))
THE PERFECT COVER FOR AN ,-' \_/ `\
UNSTOPPABLE EATING MACHINE ( , |
WITH GROSS "FRIED EGG" TITS `-.-'`-.-'/|_|
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MMM HOMPH ARBY'S AND ASCII ART =()=: / ,' ua
I'M A WIFE-BEATER'S DREAM COME TRUE! HEHEHE!
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#1453: NAUGHTIEST NERD BOY YET
nerd boy, newsgroup
I'M A FAGGOT ME TOO GREAT LET'S SUCK COCK
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#1468: KARL MARX AND THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO
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.ix
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#1481: TURTLE POKING I
newsgroup, skull
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MAN I HAVE TO TAKE A SERIOUS DUMP
YOU CAN SEE A TURTLE HEAD POKING !!!!
IT'S ALMOST TOUCHING FABRIC HERE PEOPLE
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#1482: TURTLE POKING II
newsgroup, skull
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DID I OR DID I NOT SAY THAT I HAD
TO TAKE A SERIOUS DUMP ????
FOLKS THEY DON'T CALL IT BOWEL
MOVEMENT FOR NOTHING CLEAR A
FUCKING PATH TO THE TOILET
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#1562: A CHALLENGE
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____________________________________________________________
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|__|_____|_____|___|(-`{ HARD WE COULD SUCK EACH `|X|.
|_____|_____|_____||,)~ OTHERS' DICKS WITH ONLY ~|X| .:}
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#1577: ANNIE ASCII AND HER WHORE FRIEND
annie ascii, newsgroup
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
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Q: WHAT KIND OF WHORE TAKES OFF HER BOTTOM *FIRST* ????
A: YOU
Q: WHY WOULD SHE DO SUCH A THING ?????
A: REPEATED MOLESTATIONS AT AGE 8
*** BECAUSE THE MORE YOU KNOW ....................... ***
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#1579: MORE OF A REQUEST
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HOMO
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#1607: ASCII PORN
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#1626: CONVERTED CRAP
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THIS IS A STEAMING TURD I ATE, PROCESSED
WITHIN MY ALIMENTARY CANAL, AND SHIT OUT
AGAIN !!!!! ASCII ART RULES !!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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ALSO THOSE FLYING THINGS ARE POO SPACESHIPS
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nabis, newsgroup
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." .'. ". I'M NABIS PLEASE FUCK ME IN MY Q
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#1805: A REALLY BIG CAT
nerd boy, newsgroup
GET IT ?!??!?!?!? IT'S A REALLY
BIG CAT !!!!!!!!1! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OH MY GOD I'M SO FUNNY
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jg | | bb \\ ||| _\|`-'
ONE FINE DAY I WILL SLIP THE CHAINS OF
MORTALITY ONCE I COME TO GRIPS WITH THIS
SIMPLE FACT:
I AM TOO USELESS TO CONTINUE LIVING
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#1833: CHECK OUT MY SIG
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STUPID LITTLE PUNK BITCH
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#1860: A TALKING POTTED PLANT
critic, nerd boy, newsgroup
SINCE WE'RE DRAWN BY AN UNTALENTED MORON
WANNA LICK EACH OTHER'S DICKS
_ _ / DON'T MIND IF I DO
(\'/)
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jg_________ |_| '____________________ dd ____________
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#1897: A SPECIAL MESSAGE IN ROT13
nabis, newsgroup
_____________________________
/ / / /
/ FREVBHFYL /__./ /
/ JUL VF ________ /
/ A4OVF FHPU ________ /
/ N SHPXVAT _____ /
/ OVGPU PHAG /
/____________________________/ a:f (n:s)
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#1903: STARGATE
newsgroup, poker
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OKAY SO I FLOPPED SPLIT TOP TWO PAIR WITH A STRAIGHT DRAW
MEANWHILE THERE WAS A POSSIBLE FLUSH SHOWING ON THE TURN
SO WORRIED ABOUT A CHECK-RAISE I BET FOR INFORMATION
ONLY TO FIND THAT ONE OPPONENT HAD FLOPPED SPLIT TOP AN
BOTTOM PAIR AND THE OTHER SIMPLY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE
WAS DOING AND THAT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IS HOW THE
SIT-AND-GO ONE-TABLE TOURNAMENT WAS WON
OH FUCK WAIT THIS IS STARGATE
OKAY HOW ABOUT SOME COMMENT ABOUT HOW CONSTELLATIONS ARE NOT
A VALID WAY TO DESIGNATE A REAL POINT IN FOUR DIMENSIONAL
SPACETIME OR AT LEAST SOMETHING ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A HUNK
JAMES SPADER WAS
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#1943: WISHING
annie ascii, newsgroup
_ _
(((_ ~\
@-@-\ ) ONE DAY I WILL BE USEFUL
_____________ (^ ) ) TO SOCIETY
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|_____|_______/ `-'`-' /| : ONE FINE DAY
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(________________________________________)
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#1965: NEWS FLASH
nerd boy, newsgroup
MAYBE I JUST FINALLY TOOK MY OWN
LIFE AFTER WASTING ALL THESE
YEARS MAKING CRAPPY ASCII ART
AND EVEN CRAPPIER JOKES WHAT DO I CARE I'M STILL
GOING TO FUCK YOUR CORPSE
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#2019: RAPE FINALLY
annie ascii, newsgroup
_____
((( `\
MAYBE IF SOMEONE JUST UP _ _`\ )
AND RAPED ME I'D FINALLY (^ ) )
SHUT MY FUCKING BON-BON ~-( )
GUZZLING WORD HOLE _'((,,,)))
,-' \_/ `\
HEHE !!!! ( , |
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#2154: SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
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d$$SSSSS$$$$$SSSS$$$b FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE
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#2178: HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR
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.' \ AND ALL YOU CANCER PATIENTS CAN
| \ _ SUCK ON MY CHALKY DICK TOO
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#2319: BETTY PAGE
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#2408: SEE YA LATER ALLIGATOR
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#2518: FACE OFF
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LHAGHLAGHLAGHLA HLGAHG HLGAHL AGHLAG HLGAHLGAHLAG LHGA HLGA HLGA
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HLGA HLAG HLGA HLGA HLG HLAGHL MMMMM YEAH OOH BOY GALHGAHLAGHLG
AHLAG HLAG HGA HLG ALHAG HLAG HLAG HLAGHLGAHLAGHLAG HL AGHLGAHAG HGA
HLAG HLAG HLAGHLGA AND REST
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#2624: DEFINITELY BAD KITTY
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|`._.-----._.'| SURPRISE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|' .-. .-. '| /)
| = , = | (( I TOOK A SHIT ON YOUR CHEST
\ ._. / )) WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING
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#2634: NEVER TOUCHED A GIRL II
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I HAVE NEVER TOUCHED / __.-'--/ \IH##HI
A GIRL WITHOUT / / | \H##HI
PAYING FOR IT / / _____ \##HI
AND NEVER WILL / / / `\ |##HI
DUE TO MY NECKBEARD \ | / \ |##HI
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\ .-' | *F ME* I SURE WOULD LIKE TO FINALLY HAVE
`\.-'| SEX WITH A WOMAN SOMETIME IN MY LIFE
\-' \_ BEFORE I DIE AND SINCE ALL THE REAL ONES
\-' /\ KEEP SAYING NO I'M PRETTY SURE AN ASCII
| |\\ WOMAN CAN'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL SO HERE
| | \/ I AM DRAWING ASCII ART WOMEN AND THEN
/ / \ BEATING OFF TO THEM AND THEN POSTING
\/' ./ THEM FOR EVERYONE TO SEE
\_/ JIZZ STAINS AND ALL
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|.-. .-. .-. .-.| SORRY I CAN'T LET YOU PASS
|`-. | | | |-'| UNLESS YOU SUCK MY COCK
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#2820: DINOSAUR-MAN-THING
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#2940: GAY MOOSE
canada, newsgroup
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_\ `. .' | WATCH OUT THE GAY CANADA MOOSE
,'"`\ `-.___.-' \ \ IS GOING TO HOLD YOU DOWN AND
/ \ ; '. MAKE YOU DRINK MOLSON BEER
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#2945: EVEN MY MOTHER
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CHECK OUT MY NEW ALBUM COVER DUDES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVEN MY MOTHER COULDN'T PRETEND TO APPRECIATE MY ART
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#3038: DELETE CHARACTER
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NOTICE I HAVE DELETE CHARACTER
INSTEAD OF A NOSE AND MOUTH
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#3218: VOTE OBAMA
election 2008, newsgroup, obama
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#3606: NO MATHEMATICIANS ALLOWED
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#3965: SPRING
newsgroup, simple
I'M A SPRING ............. OR AM I A COCK ????
YOU DECIDE, CRUEL AND CYNICAL WORLD
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#4654: COFFEE BREAK
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#5354: YO HORSE
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