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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#2342: JON B. (Mon, 2005 Nov 21)
#2341: MISQUOTING FLAVA FLAV (Sun, 2005 Nov 20)
#2340: ENOUGH SAID (Sat, 2005 Nov 19)
#2339: 101ST (Fri, 2005 Nov 18)
#2338: MARIO SEZ (Thu, 2005 Nov 17)
#2337: PREGNANT CHICK PORN (Wed, 2005 Nov 16)
#2336: GAY COWBOYS (Tue, 2005 Nov 15)
#2335: MEMETICS (Mon, 2005 Nov 14)
#2334: ODE TO SPAMCOP (Sun, 2005 Nov 13)
#2333: DEAR FRANCE (Sat, 2005 Nov 12)
#2332: RETURN OF THE KING TAKEAWAY (Fri, 2005 Nov 11)
#2331: BONERVILLE (Thu, 2005 Nov 10)
#2330: A BRILLIANT MARKETING CAMPAIGN IF EVER THERE WAS ONE (Wed, 2005 Nov 9)
#2329: MITOCHONDRIAL EVE (Tue, 2005 Nov 8)
#2328: A DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTION (Mon, 2005 Nov 7)
#2327: FINGERNAILS (Sun, 2005 Nov 6)
#2326: ANNE RICE (Sat, 2005 Nov 5)
#2325: EHARMONY (Fri, 2005 Nov 4)
#2324: THROAT CANCER (Thu, 2005 Nov 3)
#2323: GLBT (Wed, 2005 Nov 2)
#2322: PLUTO (Tue, 2005 Nov 1)
#2321: WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT BEER (Mon, 2005 Oct 31)
#2320: GOD INVENTED TOILETS (Sun, 2005 Oct 30)
#2319: BETTY PAGE (Sat, 2005 Oct 29)
#2318: CODE NAMES (Fri, 2005 Oct 28)
#2317: BITCHES (Thu, 2005 Oct 27)
#2316: WIKIPEDIANS (Wed, 2005 Oct 26)
#2315: KATHY GRIFFIN HOSTS (Tue, 2005 Oct 25)
#2314: BIRD FLU (Mon, 2005 Oct 24)
#2313: ESCALATION (Sun, 2005 Oct 23)
#2312: SPIELBERG JOINS EA (Sat, 2005 Oct 22)
#2311: STROGG ALPHABET (Fri, 2005 Oct 21)
#2310: A BETTER MAN (Thu, 2005 Oct 20)
#2309: CALL GIRL VS. HOOKER (Wed, 2005 Oct 19)
#2308: D.P. (Tue, 2005 Oct 18)
#2307: UNRESTRAINED ID (Mon, 2005 Oct 17)
#2306: PIZZA AND BEER (Sun, 2005 Oct 16)
#2305: CHAMPAGNE SUPERNOVA (Sat, 2005 Oct 15)
#2304: CONFLICT DIAMONDS (Fri, 2005 Oct 14)
#2303: CONSPIRACY DUCK: COMMENTS (Thu, 2005 Oct 13)
#2302: USELESS DUMP OF A MOVIE (Wed, 2005 Oct 12)
#2301: FLOPPED THE NUTS (Tue, 2005 Oct 11)
#2300: NECK AND NECK (Mon, 2005 Oct 10)
#2299: THE NEW FREE (Sun, 2005 Oct 9)
#2298: DOOM TICKETS (Sat, 2005 Oct 8)
#2297: GREAT THINGS ABOUT BEING (Fri, 2005 Oct 7)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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