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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#2325: EHARMONY (Fri, 2005 Nov 4)
#2324: THROAT CANCER (Thu, 2005 Nov 3)
#2323: GLBT (Wed, 2005 Nov 2)
#2322: PLUTO (Tue, 2005 Nov 1)
#2321: WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT BEER (Mon, 2005 Oct 31)
#2320: GOD INVENTED TOILETS (Sun, 2005 Oct 30)
#2319: BETTY PAGE (Sat, 2005 Oct 29)
#2318: CODE NAMES (Fri, 2005 Oct 28)
#2317: BITCHES (Thu, 2005 Oct 27)
#2316: WIKIPEDIANS (Wed, 2005 Oct 26)
#2315: KATHY GRIFFIN HOSTS (Tue, 2005 Oct 25)
#2314: BIRD FLU (Mon, 2005 Oct 24)
#2313: ESCALATION (Sun, 2005 Oct 23)
#2312: SPIELBERG JOINS EA (Sat, 2005 Oct 22)
#2311: STROGG ALPHABET (Fri, 2005 Oct 21)
#2310: A BETTER MAN (Thu, 2005 Oct 20)
#2309: CALL GIRL VS. HOOKER (Wed, 2005 Oct 19)
#2308: D.P. (Tue, 2005 Oct 18)
#2307: UNRESTRAINED ID (Mon, 2005 Oct 17)
#2306: PIZZA AND BEER (Sun, 2005 Oct 16)
#2305: CHAMPAGNE SUPERNOVA (Sat, 2005 Oct 15)
#2304: CONFLICT DIAMONDS (Fri, 2005 Oct 14)
#2303: CONSPIRACY DUCK: COMMENTS (Thu, 2005 Oct 13)
#2302: USELESS DUMP OF A MOVIE (Wed, 2005 Oct 12)
#2301: FLOPPED THE NUTS (Tue, 2005 Oct 11)
#2300: NECK AND NECK (Mon, 2005 Oct 10)
#2299: THE NEW FREE (Sun, 2005 Oct 9)
#2298: DOOM TICKETS (Sat, 2005 Oct 8)
#2297: GREAT THINGS ABOUT BEING (Fri, 2005 Oct 7)
#2296: PEOPLE'S LIBERATION ARMY (Thu, 2005 Oct 6)
#2295: REMEMBER THE ALAMO (Wed, 2005 Oct 5)
#2294: DOUBTS (Tue, 2005 Oct 4)
#2293: HITLER CLONES (Mon, 2005 Oct 3)
#2292: ROMPER STOMPER AND L.A. CONFIDENTIAL (Sun, 2005 Oct 2)
#2291: JOHN TURTURRO (Sat, 2005 Oct 1)
#2290: LISA FROM THE BLOODHOUND GANG (Fri, 2005 Sep 30)
#2289: MY GREATEST ASSET (Thu, 2005 Sep 29)
#2288: CUDDLE PARTY (Wed, 2005 Sep 28)
#2287: JUST IN CASE (Tue, 2005 Sep 27)
#2286: I WANT OFF (Mon, 2005 Sep 26)
#2285: GRID AIDS (Sun, 2005 Sep 25)
#2284: NOBODY KNOWS (Sat, 2005 Sep 24)
#2283: RETRIBUTION (Fri, 2005 Sep 23)
#2282: LAXATIVE ABUSE (Thu, 2005 Sep 22)
#2281: CLOUDWATCHING (Wed, 2005 Sep 21)
#2280: ISLE VS. AISLE (Tue, 2005 Sep 20)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
<<< #2301: FLOPPED THE NUTS | #2303: CONSPIRACY DUCK: COMMENTS >>>

#2302: USELESS DUMP OF A MOVIE

Wed, 2005 Oct 12

   .       .             A.I. !!!!!!!!!! PROOF THAT EVEN STEVEN SPIELBERG 
 +  :      .             TAKES BIG STUPID USELESS DUMPS OF A MOVIE (YOU   
           :       _     KNOW LIKE THAT TALENTLESS HACK GEORGE LUCAS)     
       .   !   '  (_)                                                     
          ,|.'           HEY I HAVE AN IDEA !!!! HOW ABOUT A ROBOT WHICH  
-  -- ---(-O-`--- --  -  FEELS LOVE !!! THAT WAY IT CAN SUFFER FOR OUR    
         ,`|'`.          ENTERTAINMENT IN AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE A POINT WHICH
       ,   !    .        IS SUPPOSED TO BE TOUCHING BUT INSTEAD IS JUST   
           :       :  "  RIDICULOUS                                       
           .     --+--                                                    
 .:        .       !     FOLKS IT'S EPIC SCIENCE FICTION BY PEOPLE WHO    
                         WOULDN'T KNOW EPIC SCIENCE FICTION IF IT MET THEM
                         IN THE GROCERY STORE, WENT ON A FEW DATES WITH   
O!o                      THEM, FINALLY GOT THE NERVE TO GO ALL THE WAY    
                         AND WHEN ULTIMATELY ITS ADVANCES WERE REJECTED,  
                         RAPED AND KILLED THEM SAYING DURING THEIR LAST   
                         LIVING MOMENTS, "I AM EPIC SCIENCE FICTION AND   
                         YOU'RE NOT !!! DIE MOTHERFUCKER"                 
                                                                          
                         OKAY SORRY I GOT SIDETRACKED A LITTLE THERE AND  
                         RAN OUT OF SCENERY                               
                                                                          
                         SORRY                                            

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