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#2356: EMPEROR PENGUIN (Mon, 2005 Dec 5)
#2355: XBOX 360 (Sun, 2005 Dec 4)
#2354: DRUG DEAL (Sat, 2005 Dec 3)
#2353: STROGGOS WAR (Fri, 2005 Dec 2)
#2352: RENT (Thu, 2005 Dec 1)
#2351: WIPEOUT PURE (Wed, 2005 Nov 30)
#2350: ERGONOMIC KEYBOARD (Tue, 2005 Nov 29)
#2349: UNTITLED II (Mon, 2005 Nov 28)
#2348: THE PORN CLAM ON: MR. MARCUS (Sun, 2005 Nov 27)
#2347: VISUALIZE THIS (Sat, 2005 Nov 26)
#2346: DENISE CROSBY (Fri, 2005 Nov 25)
#2345: TROUBLE GETTING DATES (Thu, 2005 Nov 24)
#2344: ADELE STEPHENS' MOUSTACHE (Wed, 2005 Nov 23)
#2343: A LAST REQUEST (Tue, 2005 Nov 22)
#2342: JON B. (Mon, 2005 Nov 21)
#2341: MISQUOTING FLAVA FLAV (Sun, 2005 Nov 20)
#2340: ENOUGH SAID (Sat, 2005 Nov 19)
#2339: 101ST (Fri, 2005 Nov 18)
#2338: MARIO SEZ (Thu, 2005 Nov 17)
#2337: PREGNANT CHICK PORN (Wed, 2005 Nov 16)
#2336: GAY COWBOYS (Tue, 2005 Nov 15)
#2335: MEMETICS (Mon, 2005 Nov 14)
#2334: ODE TO SPAMCOP (Sun, 2005 Nov 13)
#2333: DEAR FRANCE (Sat, 2005 Nov 12)
#2332: RETURN OF THE KING TAKEAWAY (Fri, 2005 Nov 11)
#2331: BONERVILLE (Thu, 2005 Nov 10)
#2330: A BRILLIANT MARKETING CAMPAIGN IF EVER THERE WAS ONE (Wed, 2005 Nov 9)
#2329: MITOCHONDRIAL EVE (Tue, 2005 Nov 8)
#2328: A DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTION (Mon, 2005 Nov 7)
#2327: FINGERNAILS (Sun, 2005 Nov 6)
#2326: ANNE RICE (Sat, 2005 Nov 5)
#2325: EHARMONY (Fri, 2005 Nov 4)
#2324: THROAT CANCER (Thu, 2005 Nov 3)
#2323: GLBT (Wed, 2005 Nov 2)
#2322: PLUTO (Tue, 2005 Nov 1)
#2321: WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT BEER (Mon, 2005 Oct 31)
#2320: GOD INVENTED TOILETS (Sun, 2005 Oct 30)
#2319: BETTY PAGE (Sat, 2005 Oct 29)
#2318: CODE NAMES (Fri, 2005 Oct 28)
#2317: BITCHES (Thu, 2005 Oct 27)
#2316: WIKIPEDIANS (Wed, 2005 Oct 26)
#2315: KATHY GRIFFIN HOSTS (Tue, 2005 Oct 25)
#2314: BIRD FLU (Mon, 2005 Oct 24)
#2313: ESCALATION (Sun, 2005 Oct 23)
#2312: SPIELBERG JOINS EA (Sat, 2005 Oct 22)
#2311: STROGG ALPHABET (Fri, 2005 Oct 21)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2333: DEAR FRANCE

Sat, 2005 Nov 12

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                              |\/\|   OFFER TO PUT OUT THE FIRES 
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                             IIIIIII  AHHH, PRECIOUS URINE       
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