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#2314: BIRD FLU (Mon, 2005 Oct 24)
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#2312: SPIELBERG JOINS EA (Sat, 2005 Oct 22)
#2311: STROGG ALPHABET (Fri, 2005 Oct 21)
#2310: A BETTER MAN (Thu, 2005 Oct 20)
#2309: CALL GIRL VS. HOOKER (Wed, 2005 Oct 19)
#2308: D.P. (Tue, 2005 Oct 18)
#2307: UNRESTRAINED ID (Mon, 2005 Oct 17)
#2306: PIZZA AND BEER (Sun, 2005 Oct 16)
#2305: CHAMPAGNE SUPERNOVA (Sat, 2005 Oct 15)
#2304: CONFLICT DIAMONDS (Fri, 2005 Oct 14)
#2303: CONSPIRACY DUCK: COMMENTS (Thu, 2005 Oct 13)
#2302: USELESS DUMP OF A MOVIE (Wed, 2005 Oct 12)
#2301: FLOPPED THE NUTS (Tue, 2005 Oct 11)
#2300: NECK AND NECK (Mon, 2005 Oct 10)
#2299: THE NEW FREE (Sun, 2005 Oct 9)
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#2297: GREAT THINGS ABOUT BEING (Fri, 2005 Oct 7)
#2296: PEOPLE'S LIBERATION ARMY (Thu, 2005 Oct 6)
#2295: REMEMBER THE ALAMO (Wed, 2005 Oct 5)
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#2288: CUDDLE PARTY (Wed, 2005 Sep 28)
#2287: JUST IN CASE (Tue, 2005 Sep 27)
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#2285: GRID AIDS (Sun, 2005 Sep 25)
#2284: NOBODY KNOWS (Sat, 2005 Sep 24)
#2283: RETRIBUTION (Fri, 2005 Sep 23)
#2282: LAXATIVE ABUSE (Thu, 2005 Sep 22)
#2281: CLOUDWATCHING (Wed, 2005 Sep 21)
#2280: ISLE VS. AISLE (Tue, 2005 Sep 20)
#2279: I FAVOR PUFFY REGISTRATION (Mon, 2005 Sep 19)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2301: FLOPPED THE NUTS

Tue, 2005 Oct 11

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