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#2299: THE NEW FREE (Sun, 2005 Oct 9)
#2298: DOOM TICKETS (Sat, 2005 Oct 8)
#2297: GREAT THINGS ABOUT BEING (Fri, 2005 Oct 7)
#2296: PEOPLE'S LIBERATION ARMY (Thu, 2005 Oct 6)
#2295: REMEMBER THE ALAMO (Wed, 2005 Oct 5)
#2294: DOUBTS (Tue, 2005 Oct 4)
#2293: HITLER CLONES (Mon, 2005 Oct 3)
#2292: ROMPER STOMPER AND L.A. CONFIDENTIAL (Sun, 2005 Oct 2)
#2291: JOHN TURTURRO (Sat, 2005 Oct 1)
#2290: LISA FROM THE BLOODHOUND GANG (Fri, 2005 Sep 30)
#2289: MY GREATEST ASSET (Thu, 2005 Sep 29)
#2288: CUDDLE PARTY (Wed, 2005 Sep 28)
#2287: JUST IN CASE (Tue, 2005 Sep 27)
#2286: I WANT OFF (Mon, 2005 Sep 26)
#2285: GRID AIDS (Sun, 2005 Sep 25)
#2284: NOBODY KNOWS (Sat, 2005 Sep 24)
#2283: RETRIBUTION (Fri, 2005 Sep 23)
#2282: LAXATIVE ABUSE (Thu, 2005 Sep 22)
#2281: CLOUDWATCHING (Wed, 2005 Sep 21)
#2280: ISLE VS. AISLE (Tue, 2005 Sep 20)
#2279: I FAVOR PUFFY REGISTRATION (Mon, 2005 Sep 19)
#2278: SAVED BY A STRANGER (Sun, 2005 Sep 18)
#2277: SITCOM (Sat, 2005 Sep 17)
#2276: GERMANS (Fri, 2005 Sep 16)
#2275: MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE (Thu, 2005 Sep 15)
#2274: THE FOUR FOOD GROUPS (Wed, 2005 Sep 14)
#2273: EMPOWERMENT THROUGH WORDS (Tue, 2005 Sep 13)
#2272: MOLESTOCRACY (Mon, 2005 Sep 12)
#2271: ROUNDERS (Sun, 2005 Sep 11)
#2270: POSITIVE TEENAGE JUNKIE HOOKERS (Sat, 2005 Sep 10)
#2269: ATTENTION GOTH MALES (Fri, 2005 Sep 9)
#2268: GO AWAY JARED (Thu, 2005 Sep 8)
#2267: A HO-HO INSPIRED THEOLOGICAL DILEMMA (Wed, 2005 Sep 7)
#2266: CUT IT OUT PLEASE (Tue, 2005 Sep 6)
#2265: WIFEBEATERS (Mon, 2005 Sep 5)
#2264: EDIT WARS (Sun, 2005 Sep 4)
#2263: HURRICANE NAMES (Sat, 2005 Sep 3)
#2262: PROOF OF GOD (Fri, 2005 Sep 2)
#2261: HURRICANE KATRINA (Thu, 2005 Sep 1)
#2260: READING RAINBOW (Wed, 2005 Aug 31)
#2259: SANTA CLAUS, JESUS CHRIST, WHO'S COUNTING (Tue, 2005 Aug 30)
#2258: THIRD GRADE (Mon, 2005 Aug 29)
#2257: THEM (Sun, 2005 Aug 28)
#2256: A TRIBUTE TO JON STEWART (Sat, 2005 Aug 27)
#2255: MYTHBUSTERS MOLESTATION (Fri, 2005 Aug 26)
#2254: MARRY ME OR ELSE (Thu, 2005 Aug 25)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2276: GERMANS

Fri, 2005 Sep 16

german

             \..,.-                                                
             .\   |         __                                     
             .|    .-     /   .;     FOLKS ISN'T IT OBVIOUS THAT   
       _      _|      \__/..    \     GERMANS ARE INCAPABLE OF     
      \ ...\|                    :_    CONTROLLING THEMSELVES      
       |                           \                               
      /                            /                               
     -.                           |                                
      \                            \                               
   __/                              |   I MEAN JESUS CHRIST OPEN   
  |                                 /    A FUCKING HISTORY TEXTBOOK
  |                                 \                              
 /                                   |                             
 \                                 . ,                             
  \                            ._-. .                              
 /                        __.-/                                    
 |                        \                                        
  \                        \     IF GOD DIDN'T WANT US TO WATCH    
   \                        \     THEM CAREFULLY TO MAKE SURE THEY 
    ...,.                    \     DON'T START SPONTANEOUSLY       
        /                     \.    GOOSESTEPPING HE WOULDN'T HAVE 
       /                       ,.    NAMED THEM "GERMANS"          
      /                      ./                                    
     |                      |                                      
     \,......,__  __,  __.-. .   I'M STARTING A NEW COMPANY CALLED 
                \/   -/     ..    PUNCH-A-GERMAN, WANT TO INVEST   
-dj1yfk                                                            

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