> HOME
> CURRENT
> RANDOM
> BEST OF
> RSS FEED
> CONTACT
    _    ____   ____ ___ ___      _         _     _____          _       
   / \  / ___| / ___|_ _|_ _|    / \   _ __| |_  |  ___|_ _ _ __| |_ ___ 
  / _ \ \___ \| |    | | | |    / _ \ | '__| __| | |_ / _` | '__| __/ __|
 / ___ \ ___) | |___ | | | |   / ___ \| |  | |_  |  _| (_| | |  | |_\__ \
/_/   \_\____/ \____|___|___| /_/   \_\_|   \__| |_|  \__,_|_|   \__|___/
"IS THIS THING ON"
BY NUMBER <
BY TITLE <
BY DATE <
BY DAY <
BY CALENDAR <
BY KEYWORD <

#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
...
#1991: MONA LISA IN DRAG (Sun, 2004 Dec 5)
#1990: SPIT PRODUCTION (Sat, 2004 Dec 4)
#1989: COFFEE CAKE (Fri, 2004 Dec 3)
#1988: WHAT IS FAT (Thu, 2004 Dec 2)
#1987: FRANK ZAPPA EATS SHIT (Wed, 2004 Dec 1)
#1986: A CURE FOR ALCOHOLISM (Tue, 2004 Nov 30)
#1985: METRICATING THE UAC (Mon, 2004 Nov 29)
#1984: ONE OF OUR FRUIT MACHINES IS MISSING (Sun, 2004 Nov 28)
#1983: A GOOD FIFTEEN MINUTES (Sat, 2004 Nov 27)
#1982: Q (Fri, 2004 Nov 26)
#1981: LOGICAL REASONING (Thu, 2004 Nov 25)
#1980: KILL BILL (Wed, 2004 Nov 24)
#1979: DON'T GET MAD AT ME (Tue, 2004 Nov 23)
#1978: A FAT WANG (NOT THE OTHER THING) (Mon, 2004 Nov 22)
#1977: OUR REALDOLL (Sun, 2004 Nov 21)
#1976: RAPE KIT CHECKLIST (Sat, 2004 Nov 20)
#1975: HEAD START (Fri, 2004 Nov 19)
#1974: THIRD WORLD BOOBS (Thu, 2004 Nov 18)
#1973: DOGCOW (Wed, 2004 Nov 17)
#1972: GAY ABORTION (Tue, 2004 Nov 16)
#1971: WONDER TWIN POWERS (Mon, 2004 Nov 15)
#1970: NIPPING IT IN THE BUD (Sun, 2004 Nov 14)
#1969: FRIGHTENING DISCLAIMER (Sat, 2004 Nov 13)
#1968: AMATEUR PORNOGRAPHY TIP (Fri, 2004 Nov 12)
#1967: NAUGHTY BITS (Thu, 2004 Nov 11)
#1966: THE EINSTEIN-ROSEN BRIDGE (Wed, 2004 Nov 10)
#1965: NEWS FLASH (Tue, 2004 Nov 9)
#1964: THUS SPAKE ZARATHUSTRA (Mon, 2004 Nov 8)
#1963: SARGE IS WAITING FOR YOU (Sun, 2004 Nov 7)
#1962: WHY I WANT TO BE PRESIDENT (Sat, 2004 Nov 6)
#1961: DEMOCRACY WORKS (A QUARTET) (Fri, 2004 Nov 5)
#1960: ROCK THE VOTE (Thu, 2004 Nov 4)
#1959: DEAR PORNOGRAPHERS (Wed, 2004 Nov 3)
#1958: BUSH/CHENEY 2004 (Tue, 2004 Nov 2)
#1957: BEYOND THE MECHANICAL UNIVERSE (Mon, 2004 Nov 1)
#1956: THE ADVENTUROUS TYPE (Sun, 2004 Oct 31)
#1955: A SIMPLE PLAN (Sat, 2004 Oct 30)
#1954: BILL BIXBY (Fri, 2004 Oct 29)
#1953: SIDEWAYS CAT POO COILED UP ON A PLATE WITH STEAM RISING (Thu, 2004 Oct 28)
#1952: FUN FACT (Wed, 2004 Oct 27)
#1951: FOR THE WORLD IS HOLLOW (Tue, 2004 Oct 26)
#1950: QUEENY LOVE (Mon, 2004 Oct 25)
#1949: MY ELECTION PROMISE TO YOU (Sun, 2004 Oct 24)
#1948: IN YER DREAMS (Sat, 2004 Oct 23)
#1947: POO DUCK (Fri, 2004 Oct 22)
#1946: TRANSHUMANIST MASCULINIST (Thu, 2004 Oct 21)
...
#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
<<< #1967: NAUGHTY BITS | #1969: FRIGHTENING DISCLAIMER >>>

#1968: AMATEUR PORNOGRAPHY TIP

Fri, 2004 Nov 12

porn

     ___ ____   ________                                        
   ,"_ ,`==='`.'__....__`--.                                    
 ,',' |      ,o@@@@@@@@@@o. \                                   
, /___|     d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@b \   ADVICE TO AMATEUR PORNOGRAPHERS
||   "|    d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@b|   EVERYWHERE:                    
|| ()||   ,@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@:                                  
|| , ||   @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@   GUY HOLDING THE CAMERA,        
||(|)||   '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@//D   SHUT THE FUCK UP               
|| ' ||    '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/@P                                   
|| , ||     `@@@@@@@@@@@@/@'|                                   
||(|)|| CCD   `@@@@@@@@@@'  |                                   
|| ' | '----------'"""""_,  |                                   
|| , |`.    S O N Y   |     |                                   
:|(|)| |              |     |                                   
`|  '| ::............::     ,                                   
 |\__| ::::::::::::::::----"                                    
 :     '::::::::::::::'                                         
  \                 ;   Bob_R                                   
   `---------------"                                            

FART BACK
IS THIS ALL THERE IS?
CHAT#AAF @ EFnet on IRC
FOLLOW NEW!Conspiracy Duck @ Twitter
BY DATE backward one year backward one month backward one day
forward one day forward one month forward one year
BY CALENDAR
2004 Oct
SuMoTuWeThFrSa
          1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
31            
2004 Nov
SuMoTuWeThFrSa
  1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30        
2004 Dec
SuMoTuWeThFrSa
      1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31  
TOYS
FACTOIDS
  • number of strips: 5372
  • first strip created on: Fri, 1999 Jun 25 (14.7 years ago)
  • number of upcoming strips: 0 (0.0 weeks' worth; empty on Sat, 2018 Sep 15)
MORE STUFF Jerk Your Own Adventure, oo, Jerkcity, Viscera!, Her!, Those Drinky-Drink Kids, Exploding Dog, Penny Arcade, VG Cats, Dinosaur Comics, Cyanide and Happiness, Nedroid Comics, Wondermark
MORE ASCII ART Andreas Freise's ASCII Art Dictionary, alt.ascii-art FAQ, Open Directory: ASCII Art, Christopher Johnson's ASCII Art Collection, Joan Stark's ASCII Art Gallery, The ASCII Art Universe