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#1991: MONA LISA IN DRAG (Sun, 2004 Dec 5)
#1990: SPIT PRODUCTION (Sat, 2004 Dec 4)
#1989: COFFEE CAKE (Fri, 2004 Dec 3)
#1988: WHAT IS FAT (Thu, 2004 Dec 2)
#1987: FRANK ZAPPA EATS SHIT (Wed, 2004 Dec 1)
#1986: A CURE FOR ALCOHOLISM (Tue, 2004 Nov 30)
#1985: METRICATING THE UAC (Mon, 2004 Nov 29)
#1984: ONE OF OUR FRUIT MACHINES IS MISSING (Sun, 2004 Nov 28)
#1983: A GOOD FIFTEEN MINUTES (Sat, 2004 Nov 27)
#1982: Q (Fri, 2004 Nov 26)
#1981: LOGICAL REASONING (Thu, 2004 Nov 25)
#1980: KILL BILL (Wed, 2004 Nov 24)
#1979: DON'T GET MAD AT ME (Tue, 2004 Nov 23)
#1978: A FAT WANG (NOT THE OTHER THING) (Mon, 2004 Nov 22)
#1977: OUR REALDOLL (Sun, 2004 Nov 21)
#1976: RAPE KIT CHECKLIST (Sat, 2004 Nov 20)
#1975: HEAD START (Fri, 2004 Nov 19)
#1974: THIRD WORLD BOOBS (Thu, 2004 Nov 18)
#1973: DOGCOW (Wed, 2004 Nov 17)
#1972: GAY ABORTION (Tue, 2004 Nov 16)
#1971: WONDER TWIN POWERS (Mon, 2004 Nov 15)
#1970: NIPPING IT IN THE BUD (Sun, 2004 Nov 14)
#1969: FRIGHTENING DISCLAIMER (Sat, 2004 Nov 13)
#1968: AMATEUR PORNOGRAPHY TIP (Fri, 2004 Nov 12)
#1967: NAUGHTY BITS (Thu, 2004 Nov 11)
#1966: THE EINSTEIN-ROSEN BRIDGE (Wed, 2004 Nov 10)
#1965: NEWS FLASH (Tue, 2004 Nov 9)
#1964: THUS SPAKE ZARATHUSTRA (Mon, 2004 Nov 8)
#1963: SARGE IS WAITING FOR YOU (Sun, 2004 Nov 7)
#1962: WHY I WANT TO BE PRESIDENT (Sat, 2004 Nov 6)
#1961: DEMOCRACY WORKS (A QUARTET) (Fri, 2004 Nov 5)
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#1959: DEAR PORNOGRAPHERS (Wed, 2004 Nov 3)
#1958: BUSH/CHENEY 2004 (Tue, 2004 Nov 2)
#1957: BEYOND THE MECHANICAL UNIVERSE (Mon, 2004 Nov 1)
#1956: THE ADVENTUROUS TYPE (Sun, 2004 Oct 31)
#1955: A SIMPLE PLAN (Sat, 2004 Oct 30)
#1954: BILL BIXBY (Fri, 2004 Oct 29)
#1953: SIDEWAYS CAT POO COILED UP ON A PLATE WITH STEAM RISING (Thu, 2004 Oct 28)
#1952: FUN FACT (Wed, 2004 Oct 27)
#1951: FOR THE WORLD IS HOLLOW (Tue, 2004 Oct 26)
#1950: QUEENY LOVE (Mon, 2004 Oct 25)
#1949: MY ELECTION PROMISE TO YOU (Sun, 2004 Oct 24)
#1948: IN YER DREAMS (Sat, 2004 Oct 23)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1970: NIPPING IT IN THE BUD

Sun, 2004 Nov 14

I HAVE TO THWART THIS FLOWER BEFORE IT GROWS   
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