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#2009: I, FUCKING BORING BIRD (Thu, 2004 Dec 23)
#2008: A LINK TO THE PAST INDEED (Wed, 2004 Dec 22)
#2007: ANOTHER HULK-RELATED INCIDENT (Tue, 2004 Dec 21)
#2006: O MIGHTY GORK (Mon, 2004 Dec 20)
#2005: URINE GOD (Sun, 2004 Dec 19)
#2004: NETHACK FOR RETARDS (Sat, 2004 Dec 18)
#2003: SOCIOPOLITICAL ROCK BAND (Fri, 2004 Dec 17)
#2002: QUALITY ENGINEER LEVEL III (Thu, 2004 Dec 16)
#2001: HOT OR NOT (Wed, 2004 Dec 15)
#2000: TIC-TAC-TOE IN C# (Tue, 2004 Dec 14)
#1999: YOUR STORIES SEQUENCE IN TELL (Mon, 2004 Dec 13)
#1998: PAGAN-NONPAGAN RATIO (Sun, 2004 Dec 12)
#1997: RIGHT THING, WRONG NAME (Sat, 2004 Dec 11)
#1996: NEW YORK, NEW YORK (Fri, 2004 Dec 10)
#1995: ELECTION (Thu, 2004 Dec 9)
#1994: RULE OF THUMB (Wed, 2004 Dec 8)
#1993: LAUNDRY LIST (Tue, 2004 Dec 7)
#1992: POO DOG (Mon, 2004 Dec 6)
#1991: MONA LISA IN DRAG (Sun, 2004 Dec 5)
#1990: SPIT PRODUCTION (Sat, 2004 Dec 4)
#1989: COFFEE CAKE (Fri, 2004 Dec 3)
#1988: WHAT IS FAT (Thu, 2004 Dec 2)
#1987: FRANK ZAPPA EATS SHIT (Wed, 2004 Dec 1)
#1986: A CURE FOR ALCOHOLISM (Tue, 2004 Nov 30)
#1985: METRICATING THE UAC (Mon, 2004 Nov 29)
#1984: ONE OF OUR FRUIT MACHINES IS MISSING (Sun, 2004 Nov 28)
#1983: A GOOD FIFTEEN MINUTES (Sat, 2004 Nov 27)
#1982: Q (Fri, 2004 Nov 26)
#1981: LOGICAL REASONING (Thu, 2004 Nov 25)
#1980: KILL BILL (Wed, 2004 Nov 24)
#1979: DON'T GET MAD AT ME (Tue, 2004 Nov 23)
#1978: A FAT WANG (NOT THE OTHER THING) (Mon, 2004 Nov 22)
#1977: OUR REALDOLL (Sun, 2004 Nov 21)
#1976: RAPE KIT CHECKLIST (Sat, 2004 Nov 20)
#1975: HEAD START (Fri, 2004 Nov 19)
#1974: THIRD WORLD BOOBS (Thu, 2004 Nov 18)
#1973: DOGCOW (Wed, 2004 Nov 17)
#1972: GAY ABORTION (Tue, 2004 Nov 16)
#1971: WONDER TWIN POWERS (Mon, 2004 Nov 15)
#1970: NIPPING IT IN THE BUD (Sun, 2004 Nov 14)
#1969: FRIGHTENING DISCLAIMER (Sat, 2004 Nov 13)
#1968: AMATEUR PORNOGRAPHY TIP (Fri, 2004 Nov 12)
#1967: NAUGHTY BITS (Thu, 2004 Nov 11)
#1966: THE EINSTEIN-ROSEN BRIDGE (Wed, 2004 Nov 10)
#1965: NEWS FLASH (Tue, 2004 Nov 9)
#1964: THUS SPAKE ZARATHUSTRA (Mon, 2004 Nov 8)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1986: A CURE FOR ALCOHOLISM

Tue, 2004 Nov 30

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