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#1975: HEAD START (Fri, 2004 Nov 19)
#1974: THIRD WORLD BOOBS (Thu, 2004 Nov 18)
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#1972: GAY ABORTION (Tue, 2004 Nov 16)
#1971: WONDER TWIN POWERS (Mon, 2004 Nov 15)
#1970: NIPPING IT IN THE BUD (Sun, 2004 Nov 14)
#1969: FRIGHTENING DISCLAIMER (Sat, 2004 Nov 13)
#1968: AMATEUR PORNOGRAPHY TIP (Fri, 2004 Nov 12)
#1967: NAUGHTY BITS (Thu, 2004 Nov 11)
#1966: THE EINSTEIN-ROSEN BRIDGE (Wed, 2004 Nov 10)
#1965: NEWS FLASH (Tue, 2004 Nov 9)
#1964: THUS SPAKE ZARATHUSTRA (Mon, 2004 Nov 8)
#1963: SARGE IS WAITING FOR YOU (Sun, 2004 Nov 7)
#1962: WHY I WANT TO BE PRESIDENT (Sat, 2004 Nov 6)
#1961: DEMOCRACY WORKS (A QUARTET) (Fri, 2004 Nov 5)
#1960: ROCK THE VOTE (Thu, 2004 Nov 4)
#1959: DEAR PORNOGRAPHERS (Wed, 2004 Nov 3)
#1958: BUSH/CHENEY 2004 (Tue, 2004 Nov 2)
#1957: BEYOND THE MECHANICAL UNIVERSE (Mon, 2004 Nov 1)
#1956: THE ADVENTUROUS TYPE (Sun, 2004 Oct 31)
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#1947: POO DUCK (Fri, 2004 Oct 22)
#1946: TRANSHUMANIST MASCULINIST (Thu, 2004 Oct 21)
#1945: A POINT OF ORDER (Wed, 2004 Oct 20)
#1944: THE REGISTER (Tue, 2004 Oct 19)
#1943: WISHING (Mon, 2004 Oct 18)
#1942: CONTEMPLATIONS OF MATT LEBLANC (Sun, 2004 Oct 17)
#1941: IS IT MORNING (Sat, 2004 Oct 16)
#1940: ALL THINGS CONSIDERED (Fri, 2004 Oct 15)
#1939: ASTRONOMY PICTURE OF THE DAY (Thu, 2004 Oct 14)
#1938: PUNCH REFLEX (Wed, 2004 Oct 13)
#1937: PARKER LEWIS (Tue, 2004 Oct 12)
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#1959: DEAR PORNOGRAPHERS

Wed, 2004 Nov 3

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DEAR PRODUCERS OF BIG NATURALS, CUMFIESTA, AND ALL THAT OTHER SHIT:   
                                                                      
  PLEASE CEASE AND DESIST YOUR RUNNING COMMENTARY ABOUT THE GUY YOU   
  KNOW POUNDING THE STUPID WHORE YOU PAID                             
                                                                      
  WE'RE ALL AWARE OF WHAT'S GOING ON WE HAVE EYES AND RIGHT HANDS     
                                                                      
  YOU THINK YOU'RE REALLY CLEVER BUT WHY HAVE YOU NOT REALIZED THAT   
  YOU ARE LIKE KRYPTONITE TO A BONER                                  

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