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#2025: BEST PART OF QUEER EYE (Sat, 2005 Jan 8)
#2024: DONALD DUNE (Fri, 2005 Jan 7)
#2023: ARSENIC AND OLD PLASMA (Thu, 2005 Jan 6)
#2022: REAL SEX (Wed, 2005 Jan 5)
#2021: FANNIE MAE (Tue, 2005 Jan 4)
#2020: A NEW RULE (Mon, 2005 Jan 3)
#2019: RAPE FINALLY (Sun, 2005 Jan 2)
#2018: BLU (Sat, 2005 Jan 1)
#2017: THE DESERT ISLAND CRISIS (Fri, 2004 Dec 31)
#2016: CAN'T GET GOOD HELP THESE DAYS (Thu, 2004 Dec 30)
#2015: SAY IT THREE TIMES FAST (Wed, 2004 Dec 29)
#2014: THE UNICORN SCENE (Tue, 2004 Dec 28)
#2013: A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME (Mon, 2004 Dec 27)
#2012: YOSOMONO (Sun, 2004 Dec 26)
#2011: POLITICS + SLASHDOT (Sat, 2004 Dec 25)
#2010: TRACK 99 (Fri, 2004 Dec 24)
#2009: I, FUCKING BORING BIRD (Thu, 2004 Dec 23)
#2008: A LINK TO THE PAST INDEED (Wed, 2004 Dec 22)
#2007: ANOTHER HULK-RELATED INCIDENT (Tue, 2004 Dec 21)
#2006: O MIGHTY GORK (Mon, 2004 Dec 20)
#2005: URINE GOD (Sun, 2004 Dec 19)
#2004: NETHACK FOR RETARDS (Sat, 2004 Dec 18)
#2003: SOCIOPOLITICAL ROCK BAND (Fri, 2004 Dec 17)
#2002: QUALITY ENGINEER LEVEL III (Thu, 2004 Dec 16)
#2001: HOT OR NOT (Wed, 2004 Dec 15)
#2000: TIC-TAC-TOE IN C# (Tue, 2004 Dec 14)
#1999: YOUR STORIES SEQUENCE IN TELL (Mon, 2004 Dec 13)
#1998: PAGAN-NONPAGAN RATIO (Sun, 2004 Dec 12)
#1997: RIGHT THING, WRONG NAME (Sat, 2004 Dec 11)
#1996: NEW YORK, NEW YORK (Fri, 2004 Dec 10)
#1995: ELECTION (Thu, 2004 Dec 9)
#1994: RULE OF THUMB (Wed, 2004 Dec 8)
#1993: LAUNDRY LIST (Tue, 2004 Dec 7)
#1992: POO DOG (Mon, 2004 Dec 6)
#1991: MONA LISA IN DRAG (Sun, 2004 Dec 5)
#1990: SPIT PRODUCTION (Sat, 2004 Dec 4)
#1989: COFFEE CAKE (Fri, 2004 Dec 3)
#1988: WHAT IS FAT (Thu, 2004 Dec 2)
#1987: FRANK ZAPPA EATS SHIT (Wed, 2004 Dec 1)
#1986: A CURE FOR ALCOHOLISM (Tue, 2004 Nov 30)
#1985: METRICATING THE UAC (Mon, 2004 Nov 29)
#1984: ONE OF OUR FRUIT MACHINES IS MISSING (Sun, 2004 Nov 28)
#1983: A GOOD FIFTEEN MINUTES (Sat, 2004 Nov 27)
#1982: Q (Fri, 2004 Nov 26)
#1981: LOGICAL REASONING (Thu, 2004 Nov 25)
#1980: KILL BILL (Wed, 2004 Nov 24)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2002: QUALITY ENGINEER LEVEL III

Thu, 2004 Dec 16

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   OKAY AS A QUALITY ENGINEER LEVEL III I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GET    
   EVERYONE'S ATTENTION AND OFFICIALLY DECLARE THAT                 
   *THIS* *BUILD* *IS* *DEAD*                                       
                                                                    
   NOW THAT WE'VE INITIATED THIS VAST AND FAR-REACHING EVENT        
   THAT WILL ECHO THROUGHOUT THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE IT'S       
   TIME TO PLAY WITH NERF GUNS IN THE HALLWAYS ANNOYING THOSE PEOPLE
   ACTUALLY TRYING TO FUCKING DO SOME REAL WORK                     
                                                                    
   (NOTE: THE PARTHENON IS USED FOR ILLUSTRATION AND IS NOT ACTUALLY
   INVOLVED IN THE BUSINESS OF QUALITY ASSURANCE)                   

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