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#2049: THE OL' SUGGESTION BOX (Tue, 2005 Feb 1)
#2048: JIZZ WAVES (Mon, 2005 Jan 31)
#2047: THE FLOORPLAN (Sun, 2005 Jan 30)
#2046: YOU WONDER WHAT (Sat, 2005 Jan 29)
#2045: YOUR COMPLETE ATTENTION (Fri, 2005 Jan 28)
#2044: WELSH NEED NOT APPLY (Thu, 2005 Jan 27)
#2043: HAPPY NEW YEAR, LOVE, GARY RIDGEWAY (Wed, 2005 Jan 26)
#2042: BEST MOVIE EVER (Tue, 2005 Jan 25)
#2041: REALLY GOOD HEAD (Mon, 2005 Jan 24)
#2040: A LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT (Sun, 2005 Jan 23)
#2039: THE POWER OF BLEACH (Sat, 2005 Jan 22)
#2038: THEY'RE NOT HUMAN (Fri, 2005 Jan 21)
#2037: WHAT TO DO IN THE EVENT OF A BIOLOGICAL ATTACK (Thu, 2005 Jan 20)
#2036: VOTING FOR RALPH NADER (Wed, 2005 Jan 19)
#2035: WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW (Tue, 2005 Jan 18)
#2034: THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD (Mon, 2005 Jan 17)
#2033: MANHUNT (Sun, 2005 Jan 16)
#2032: LITTLE CHRISTIAN FISH (Sat, 2005 Jan 15)
#2031: SURVIVING AIDS (Fri, 2005 Jan 14)
#2030: MAGNETIC NORTH (Thu, 2005 Jan 13)
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#2027: GIRLS KISSING (Mon, 2005 Jan 10)
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#2025: BEST PART OF QUEER EYE (Sat, 2005 Jan 8)
#2024: DONALD DUNE (Fri, 2005 Jan 7)
#2023: ARSENIC AND OLD PLASMA (Thu, 2005 Jan 6)
#2022: REAL SEX (Wed, 2005 Jan 5)
#2021: FANNIE MAE (Tue, 2005 Jan 4)
#2020: A NEW RULE (Mon, 2005 Jan 3)
#2019: RAPE FINALLY (Sun, 2005 Jan 2)
#2018: BLU (Sat, 2005 Jan 1)
#2017: THE DESERT ISLAND CRISIS (Fri, 2004 Dec 31)
#2016: CAN'T GET GOOD HELP THESE DAYS (Thu, 2004 Dec 30)
#2015: SAY IT THREE TIMES FAST (Wed, 2004 Dec 29)
#2014: THE UNICORN SCENE (Tue, 2004 Dec 28)
#2013: A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME (Mon, 2004 Dec 27)
#2012: YOSOMONO (Sun, 2004 Dec 26)
#2011: POLITICS + SLASHDOT (Sat, 2004 Dec 25)
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#2033: MANHUNT

Sun, 2005 Jan 16

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                   /.  `\   I THINK WE SHOULD GET A BUNCH OF         
                  / , ` |   FUCKING PUSSY GIRLY MEN IN A ROOM AND    
                  /^\__/'   THEN PUT SPIDERS ON THEIR FACES          
             _,--~,  /_     AND CHALLENGE THEM TO DO STUPID SHIT     
           /'  ~~~ -__ ~-,    AND RECORD THEM BITCHING AND           
          ,/  ,       _   \    WHINING ABOUT EACH OTHER !!!!!!!      
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        /  |_,    ~~ __/`\  \   IT'S TOTALLY QUEER EYE MEETS         
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