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#2025: BEST PART OF QUEER EYE

Sat, 2005 Jan 8

best part, queer eye 

                ________                                         
             .##@@&&&@@##.        THE BEST PART OF WATCHING      
          ,##@&::%&&%%::&@##.      QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY
         #@&:%%000000000%%:&@#      IS KNOWING THEY'RE ALL       
       #@&:%00'         '00%:&@#     GOING TO HELL ANYWAY        
      #@&:%0'             '0%:&@#                                
     #@&:%0                 0%:&@#                               
    #@&:%0                   0%:&@#                              
    #@&:%0                   0%:&@#                              
    "" ' "                   " ' ""                              
  _oOoOoOo_                   .-.-.                              
 (oOoOoOoOo)                 (  :  )                             
  )`"""""`(                .-.`. .'.-.                           
 /         \              (_  '.Y.'  _)                          
|           |             (   .'|'.   )                          
\           /              '-'  |  '-'                           
 `=========`  jgs

#2033: MANHUNT

Sun, 2005 Jan 16

queer eye 

                    ___                                              
                   /.  `\   I THINK WE SHOULD GET A BUNCH OF         
                  / , ` |   FUCKING PUSSY GIRLY MEN IN A ROOM AND    
                  /^\__/'   THEN PUT SPIDERS ON THEIR FACES          
             _,--~,  /_     AND CHALLENGE THEM TO DO STUPID SHIT     
           /'  ~~~ -__ ~-,    AND RECORD THEM BITCHING AND           
          ,/  ,       _   \    WHINING ABOUT EACH OTHER !!!!!!!      
         / |`-_  _ '_/%\  `\                                         
        /  |_,    ~~ __/`\  \   IT'S TOTALLY QUEER EYE MEETS         
 ,--~~"'  / \      `--/   |, >  FEAR FACTOR MEETS THE APPRENTICE !!!!
//^|~~---'  ;  ,     ,    |  '                                       
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      \     ;           \   `,                                       
       `    '            \   |   TELEVISION FOR FUCKING RETARDS      
         \  `             \  `                                       
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         /   '             ,'  )                                     
        mooO'             Ooom'     mOm

#2705: AMANDA HUGANDKISS

Sun, 2006 Nov 19

queer eye 

       /\_ _  __                                    
 __  _ \( ! )/_/  __    THOSE QUEER EYE GUYS ARE SO 
 \_\( % )>o<})# )/_/    GAY YOU JUST WANT TO HUG AND
  _(%>o<(_!_)>o<#)_     KISS THEM WITH YOUR FISTS   
 /_/(_% ( | (_#_)/_/                                
   ( ! (~>O<~) % ) _                                
 _({>O<}(_|_)%>O<%)_>                               
/_/(_!_)# )( (_%_)                                  
    _(#>o<#)>o< )_                                  
   /_/(_#_)(_|_)\_\                                 
           \/      hjw

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