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#248: MICHAEL JACKSON

Sun, 2000 Feb 27

michael jackson

   ARGLE BARGLE                     ___-------___                        
I'M MICHAEL JACKSON             _-~~             ~~-_                    
                             _-~                    /~-_                 
          /^\__/^\         /~  \                   /    \                
        /|  O|| O|        /      \_______________/        \              
       | |___||__|      /       /                \          \            
       |          \    /      /                    \          \          
       |   (_______) /______/                        \_________ \        
       |         / /         \                      /            \       
        \         \^\\         \                  /               \     /
          \         ||           \______________/      _-_       //\__// 
            \       ||------_-~~-_ ------------- \ --/~   ~\    || __/   
              ~-----||====/~     |==================|       |/~~~~~      
               (_(__/  ./     /                    \_\      \.           
                      (_(___/                         \_____)_)-jurcy    

#1637: WACKO JACKO

Wed, 2003 Dec 17

michael jackson

   ____________        BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND             
  /\          /\                                            
 /  \        /  \      THE WORD "WACKO" RHYMES WITH "JACKO" 
/____\______/    \                                          
\    /      \    /     BY LAW "JACKO GOES WACKO" IS REQUIRED
 \  /        \  /                                           
  \/__________\/       AMERICA LIKES THINGS THAT RHYME      

#1695: WACKO JACKO II

Fri, 2004 Feb 13

michael jackson

                      ,'''''-._                               
                     ;  ,.  <> `-._   MICHAEL JACKSON MOLESTED
                     ;  \'   _,--'"    ME TOO                 
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#2050: POOR MICHAEL JACKSON

Wed, 2005 Feb 2

michael jackson

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\      ' '.  :\                                       
 :         '.: \   POOR MICHAEL JACKSON               
 :           :  :                                     
  \          :  :                                     
   \        /    :                                    
  .''.     /     :  I MEAN HOW CAN HE CONTINUE HIS    
  :   '...'      :   LIFE'S WORK OF RAPING CHILDREN   
  '.__.-'         \   IF THE POLICE KEEP BOTHERING HIM
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#2182: WANTED: GEORGE LUCAS

Tue, 2005 Jun 14

michael jackson, star wars

               _,.---.,_                                        
            _,'         ',_    NOW THAT MICHAEL JACKSON GOT FREE
         ,-' ',         ,' '-,   CAN WE ARREST GEORGE LUCAS FOR 
      ,-''-,   \       /   ,-''-,   MOLESTING MY INNER CHILD    
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#2417: A FAST CAR AND OUR PUNCHING FISTS

Sat, 2006 Feb 4

michael jackson

       _____                                              
     _/  /  \_                                            
   _/   /     \_                                          
  /    /        \        HELLO ??? WHAT ???? SPEAK UP !!!!
  \_____________/                                         
      |O   O|            RAPING DIDO ???                  
      \     /                                             
     @@\ - /@@           WE'LL NEED A FAST CAR AND        
   /@@@@\_/@@@@\\        OUR PUNCHING FISTS               
  /@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \                                        
 / /@@@@@@@@@@@@ _\      WAIT MICHAEL JACKSON LIVES       
/ /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \\     CLOSER                           
|______ @@@@@@@@@  \\                                     
  @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@   @@   CHECKLIST REMAINS THE SAME       
   @@@@@@@@@@@@@         BUT THE CAR CAN BE AN ESCORT     
   @@@@@@@@@@@@@         OR SOME SHIT (HE AIN'T CALLIN'   
    @@@@@@@@@@@          NO 911 FROM NEVERLAND)           
      || @  ||                                            
      ~~    ~~                                            

#2451: A PLEA FOR MERCY -- OH RIGHT

Fri, 2006 Mar 10

michael jackson

         ,==.              |~~~                             
        /  66\             |                                
        \c  -_)         |~~~    WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST LEAVE 
         `) (           |       MICHAEL JACKSON ALONE ?!?!?!
         /   \       |~~~                                   
        /   \ \      |      OH RIGHT BECAUSE HE'S LOOSE     
       ((   /\ \_ |~~~      ON THE STREET RAPING CHILDREN   
        \\  \ `--`|                                         
        / / /  |~~~                                         
jgs___ (_(___)_|                                            

#2583: A BOTTLE OF JESUS JUICE

Thu, 2006 Jul 20

michael jackson

   \\\|||///        HEY KIDS                         
    =======         LISTEN UP AND LISTEN GOOD        
/ \| O   O |                                         
\ /  \v_'/          I'LL TRADE YOU A BOTTLE OF       
 #   _| |_          JESUS JUICE FOR A MOUSTACHE      
(#) (     )         RIDE AT THE NEVERLAND RANCH      
 #\//|* *|\\                                         
 #\/(  *  )/        FIVE BUCKS TO GO AROUND THE WORLD
 #   =====                                           
 #   (\ /)          THIS IS HOW MY CREW ROLLS        
 #   || ||                                           
 #---'| |----.      SORRY NO GREEK OR GFE            
 #----' -----'                                       

#3655: NEW KING OF POP

Fri, 2009 Jun 26

michael jackson, topical

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