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#248: MICHAEL JACKSON Sun, 2000 Feb 27 michael jackson ARGLE BARGLE ___-------___ I'M MICHAEL JACKSON _-~~ ~~-_ _-~ /~-_ /^\__/^\ /~ \ / \ /| O|| O| / \_______________/ \ | |___||__| / / \ \ | \ / / \ \ | (_______) /______/ \_________ \ | / / \ / \ \ \^\\ \ / \ / \ || \______________/ _-_ //\__// \ ||------_-~~-_ ------------- \ --/~ ~\ || __/ ~-----||====/~ |==================| |/~~~~~ (_(__/ ./ / \_\ \. (_(___/ \_____)_)-jurcy #1637: WACKO JACKO Wed, 2003 Dec 17 michael jackson ____________ BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND /\ /\ / \ / \ THE WORD "WACKO" RHYMES WITH "JACKO" /____\______/ \ \ / \ / BY LAW "JACKO GOES WACKO" IS REQUIRED \ / \ / \/__________\/ AMERICA LIKES THINGS THAT RHYME #1695: WACKO JACKO II Fri, 2004 Feb 13 michael jackson ,'''''-._ ; ,. <> `-._ MICHAEL JACKSON MOLESTED ; \' _,--'" ME TOO ; ( ; , ` \ ;, , \ ; | | ; |, | |\ ; | | | \ |.-\ ,\ |\ : |.- `. `-. | || :.- `-. \ ';; .- , \;;| ; , | ,\ ; , ; \ ; , /`. , ) __,;, ,' \ ,| _,--''__,| / \ : ,'_,-'' | ,/ | : / / | ; ; | | | __,-| |--..__,--| |---.--....___ ___,-| |----'' / | `._`-. `---- \ \ `""" """ -- `.`. --' jrei `.`-._ _, ,- __,- `-.`. --' `; #2050: POOR MICHAEL JACKSON Wed, 2005 Feb 2 michael jackson ; : : : :-. ' '. ___ .. '/ \ \ ' '. :\ : '.: \ POOR MICHAEL JACKSON : : : \ : : \ / : .''. / : I MEAN HOW CAN HE CONTINUE HIS : '...' : LIFE'S WORK OF RAPING CHILDREN '.__.-' \ IF THE POLICE KEEP BOTHERING HIM '._ : '--.__ : ':-- '. .'\' : / . : / . .' ; _..-' L : : :__.--' \ : : .'\: / '-': /\ [WILU] : : : : : : : : : / / : / /: : '.' : : '' #2182: WANTED: GEORGE LUCAS Tue, 2005 Jun 14 michael jackson, star wars _,.---.,_ _,' ',_ NOW THAT MICHAEL JACKSON GOT FREE ,-' ', ,' '-, CAN WE ARREST GEORGE LUCAS FOR ,-''-, \ / ,-''-, MOLESTING MY INNER CHILD ,''-._ `. ; ; .` _.-''. ,' '. \ [ ] / .' '. /---..,_ '. \ ; ; / .' _,..---\ | `'-. '.\ [ ] /.' .-'` | \..,,__ `-,\\; ;//,-` __,,../ `'-,._''--..,,_;\, ,/;_,,..--''_,.-'` `'-.,_ `'-'` _,.-'` `'-. .-'` sk '._.' #2417: A FAST CAR AND OUR PUNCHING FISTS Sat, 2006 Feb 4 michael jackson _____ _/ / \_ _/ / \_ / / \ HELLO ??? WHAT ???? SPEAK UP !!!! \_____________/ |O O| RAPING DIDO ??? \ / @@\ - /@@ WE'LL NEED A FAST CAR AND /@@@@\_/@@@@\\ OUR PUNCHING FISTS /@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ / /@@@@@@@@@@@@ _\ WAIT MICHAEL JACKSON LIVES / /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \\ CLOSER |______ @@@@@@@@@ \\ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ CHECKLIST REMAINS THE SAME @@@@@@@@@@@@@ BUT THE CAR CAN BE AN ESCORT @@@@@@@@@@@@@ OR SOME SHIT (HE AIN'T CALLIN' @@@@@@@@@@@ NO 911 FROM NEVERLAND) || @ || ~~ ~~ #2451: A PLEA FOR MERCY -- OH RIGHT Fri, 2006 Mar 10 michael jackson ,==. |~~~ / 66\ | \c -_) |~~~ WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST LEAVE `) ( | MICHAEL JACKSON ALONE ?!?!?! / \ |~~~ / \ \ | OH RIGHT BECAUSE HE'S LOOSE (( /\ \_ |~~~ ON THE STREET RAPING CHILDREN \\ \ `--`| / / / |~~~ jgs___ (_(___)_| #2583: A BOTTLE OF JESUS JUICE Thu, 2006 Jul 20 michael jackson \\\|||/// HEY KIDS ======= LISTEN UP AND LISTEN GOOD / \| O O | \ / \v_'/ I'LL TRADE YOU A BOTTLE OF # _| |_ JESUS JUICE FOR A MOUSTACHE (#) ( ) RIDE AT THE NEVERLAND RANCH #\//|* *|\\ #\/( * )/ FIVE BUCKS TO GO AROUND THE WORLD # ===== # (\ /) THIS IS HOW MY CREW ROLLS # || || #---'| |----. SORRY NO GREEK OR GFE #----' -----'

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