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#2451: A PLEA FOR MERCY -- OH RIGHT

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michael jackson

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        \c  -_)         |~~~    WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST LEAVE 
         `) (           |       MICHAEL JACKSON ALONE ?!?!?!
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        /   \ \      |      OH RIGHT BECAUSE HE'S LOOSE     
       ((   /\ \_ |~~~      ON THE STREET RAPING CHILDREN   
        \\  \ `--`|                                         
        / / /  |~~~                                         
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