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#2514: ADINA HOWARD (Fri, 2006 May 12)
#2513: A PHRASE GUARANTEED NEVER TO HAVE BEEN USED BEFORE IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANKIND (Thu, 2006 May 11)
#2512: VEGETARIAN (Wed, 2006 May 10)
#2511: GAS RELEASE (Tue, 2006 May 9)
#2510: GPL VERSION 3 (Mon, 2006 May 8)
#2509: A2M2A2M2A2M2C (Sun, 2006 May 7)
#2508: NEED FOR SPEED: MOST WANTED (Sat, 2006 May 6)
#2507: IT'S RAINING AGAIN (Fri, 2006 May 5)
#2506: TEDDY RUXPIN (Thu, 2006 May 4)
#2505: SOMETIMES THE ANSWER IS NO (Wed, 2006 May 3)
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#2500: CONSPIRACY DUCK: CHICAGO PORT FIRE (Fri, 2006 Apr 28)
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#2497: THAT OLD ONE (Tue, 2006 Apr 25)
#2496: WWU93D (Mon, 2006 Apr 24)
#2495: THE CRIMINALIZATION OF EVANGELIZATION (Sun, 2006 Apr 23)
#2494: VEGAS (Sat, 2006 Apr 22)
#2493: TOUCHING AND STOPPING (Fri, 2006 Apr 21)
#2492: SOMETHING FOR NOTHING (Thu, 2006 Apr 20)
#2491: RETARDED AMERICA (Wed, 2006 Apr 19)
#2490: CHOCOLATE CITY (Tue, 2006 Apr 18)
#2489: ALL GOOD MUSLIMS (Mon, 2006 Apr 17)
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#2487: APRIL FOOL'S ON WIKIPEDIA (Sat, 2006 Apr 15)
#2486: TEAPOT (Fri, 2006 Apr 14)
#2485: B2B (Thu, 2006 Apr 13)
#2484: EXQUISITE CREATURES (Wed, 2006 Apr 12)
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#2482: CLASSY STAGE NAMES (Mon, 2006 Apr 10)
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#2480: JEW PRAYER (Sat, 2006 Apr 8)
#2479: COCCYX (Fri, 2006 Apr 7)
#2478: THE DUTCH (Thu, 2006 Apr 6)
#2477: SCRUBS: A FINAL REVISIT (Wed, 2006 Apr 5)
#2476: SINS OF OMISSION ON THE STAND (Tue, 2006 Apr 4)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2498: YAH MULE

Wed, 2006 Apr 26

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  mmm$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ m$$$$m  "    m  "      COCKSUCKERS I'VE GOT  
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$  $$$$$$"$$$             DUNG TO ROLL INTO     
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     """""""$$$$$$$$$$$m """"                  THOSE BALLS TO MARKET 
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     $$""""""      "$     """"""$$             THE SHIT MARKET       
   m$"               "m           "                                  
                       "                       YAH MULE              

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