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#2522: BLOGROLL (Sat, 2006 May 20)
#2521: KILL THEM, KILL THEM ALL (Fri, 2006 May 19)
#2520: THE LEGEND OF THE RED DRAGON (Thu, 2006 May 18)
#2519: BRING YOUR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT TO WORK DAY (Wed, 2006 May 17)
#2518: FACE OFF (Tue, 2006 May 16)
#2517: FRED FRIENDLY SEMINAR (Mon, 2006 May 15)
#2516: HOLIDAY MEAL (Sun, 2006 May 14)
#2515: SOCCER (Sat, 2006 May 13)
#2514: ADINA HOWARD (Fri, 2006 May 12)
#2513: A PHRASE GUARANTEED NEVER TO HAVE BEEN USED BEFORE IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANKIND (Thu, 2006 May 11)
#2512: VEGETARIAN (Wed, 2006 May 10)
#2511: GAS RELEASE (Tue, 2006 May 9)
#2510: GPL VERSION 3 (Mon, 2006 May 8)
#2509: A2M2A2M2A2M2C (Sun, 2006 May 7)
#2508: NEED FOR SPEED: MOST WANTED (Sat, 2006 May 6)
#2507: IT'S RAINING AGAIN (Fri, 2006 May 5)
#2506: TEDDY RUXPIN (Thu, 2006 May 4)
#2505: SOMETIMES THE ANSWER IS NO (Wed, 2006 May 3)
#2504: GENDER ROLES (Tue, 2006 May 2)
#2503: YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE (Mon, 2006 May 1)
#2502: SHORT PANTS (Sun, 2006 Apr 30)
#2501: THE PERFECT WOMAN (Sat, 2006 Apr 29)
#2500: CONSPIRACY DUCK: CHICAGO PORT FIRE (Fri, 2006 Apr 28)
#2499: BREAKING NEWS (Thu, 2006 Apr 27)
#2498: YAH MULE (Wed, 2006 Apr 26)
#2497: THAT OLD ONE (Tue, 2006 Apr 25)
#2496: WWU93D (Mon, 2006 Apr 24)
#2495: THE CRIMINALIZATION OF EVANGELIZATION (Sun, 2006 Apr 23)
#2494: VEGAS (Sat, 2006 Apr 22)
#2493: TOUCHING AND STOPPING (Fri, 2006 Apr 21)
#2492: SOMETHING FOR NOTHING (Thu, 2006 Apr 20)
#2491: RETARDED AMERICA (Wed, 2006 Apr 19)
#2490: CHOCOLATE CITY (Tue, 2006 Apr 18)
#2489: ALL GOOD MUSLIMS (Mon, 2006 Apr 17)
#2488: CASSINI-HUYGENS (Sun, 2006 Apr 16)
#2487: APRIL FOOL'S ON WIKIPEDIA (Sat, 2006 Apr 15)
#2486: TEAPOT (Fri, 2006 Apr 14)
#2485: B2B (Thu, 2006 Apr 13)
#2484: EXQUISITE CREATURES (Wed, 2006 Apr 12)
#2483: LIKE A FOUNTAIN (Tue, 2006 Apr 11)
#2482: CLASSY STAGE NAMES (Mon, 2006 Apr 10)
#2481: MORE LIKE CATHY DONGERS (Sun, 2006 Apr 9)
#2480: JEW PRAYER (Sat, 2006 Apr 8)
#2479: COCCYX (Fri, 2006 Apr 7)
#2478: THE DUTCH (Thu, 2006 Apr 6)
#2477: SCRUBS: A FINAL REVISIT (Wed, 2006 Apr 5)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2499: BREAKING NEWS

Thu, 2006 Apr 27

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     .'/L|__`.         BREAKING NEWS !!!!!!!!!!!                 
    / =[_]O|` \        IT'S OFFICIAL FOLKS                       
    |"+_____":|                                                  
  __:='|____`-:__      TRY AS YOU MIGHT YOU CAN'T                
 ||[] ||====| []||     SODOMIZE A WATERMELON WITHOUT             
 ||[] | |=| | []||     DRILLING SOME KIND OF HOLE FIRST          
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 |:|||]_=_ =[_||:|     IT TURNS OUT LOTS OF OBJECTS              
 | |||] [_][]C|| |     PRESENT THE SAME PROBLEM                  
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 /|\\_\_|_|_/_//|\     SUCH AS LEMONS, GRAPEFRUITS AND PINEAPPLES
|___|   /|\   |___|    WHO SAY NO AND BITE AND WON'T OPEN        
`---'  |___|  `---'    THEIR LEGS AND ARE ALL GET AWAY AND       
       `---'           LIKE HELP HELP OH GOD HE'S GOT A KNIFE    

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