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#2506: TEDDY RUXPIN (Thu, 2006 May 4)
#2505: SOMETIMES THE ANSWER IS NO (Wed, 2006 May 3)
#2504: GENDER ROLES (Tue, 2006 May 2)
#2503: YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE (Mon, 2006 May 1)
#2502: SHORT PANTS (Sun, 2006 Apr 30)
#2501: THE PERFECT WOMAN (Sat, 2006 Apr 29)
#2500: CONSPIRACY DUCK: CHICAGO PORT FIRE (Fri, 2006 Apr 28)
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#2498: YAH MULE (Wed, 2006 Apr 26)
#2497: THAT OLD ONE (Tue, 2006 Apr 25)
#2496: WWU93D (Mon, 2006 Apr 24)
#2495: THE CRIMINALIZATION OF EVANGELIZATION (Sun, 2006 Apr 23)
#2494: VEGAS (Sat, 2006 Apr 22)
#2493: TOUCHING AND STOPPING (Fri, 2006 Apr 21)
#2492: SOMETHING FOR NOTHING (Thu, 2006 Apr 20)
#2491: RETARDED AMERICA (Wed, 2006 Apr 19)
#2490: CHOCOLATE CITY (Tue, 2006 Apr 18)
#2489: ALL GOOD MUSLIMS (Mon, 2006 Apr 17)
#2488: CASSINI-HUYGENS (Sun, 2006 Apr 16)
#2487: APRIL FOOL'S ON WIKIPEDIA (Sat, 2006 Apr 15)
#2486: TEAPOT (Fri, 2006 Apr 14)
#2485: B2B (Thu, 2006 Apr 13)
#2484: EXQUISITE CREATURES (Wed, 2006 Apr 12)
#2483: LIKE A FOUNTAIN (Tue, 2006 Apr 11)
#2482: CLASSY STAGE NAMES (Mon, 2006 Apr 10)
#2481: MORE LIKE CATHY DONGERS (Sun, 2006 Apr 9)
#2480: JEW PRAYER (Sat, 2006 Apr 8)
#2479: COCCYX (Fri, 2006 Apr 7)
#2478: THE DUTCH (Thu, 2006 Apr 6)
#2477: SCRUBS: A FINAL REVISIT (Wed, 2006 Apr 5)
#2476: SINS OF OMISSION ON THE STAND (Tue, 2006 Apr 4)
#2475: TOWEL OR WETNAP (Mon, 2006 Apr 3)
#2474: PROPHYLACTICALLY (Sun, 2006 Apr 2)
#2473: BIOZEMINADES (Sat, 2006 Apr 1)
#2472: CANADIAN EXTRADITION LAW (Fri, 2006 Mar 31)
#2471: MISANTHROPIC BITCH (Thu, 2006 Mar 30)
#2470: FOR SENATE (Wed, 2006 Mar 29)
#2469: LEMONS (Tue, 2006 Mar 28)
#2468: QUEBEC (Mon, 2006 Mar 27)
#2467: I WOULD LIKE YOUR BLOG BETTER (Sun, 2006 Mar 26)
#2466: ME IN 1994 (Sat, 2006 Mar 25)
#2465: THE COURAGE TO SAY IT (Fri, 2006 Mar 24)
#2464: MARC WALLICE (Thu, 2006 Mar 23)
#2463: JACK BAUER (Wed, 2006 Mar 22)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2485: B2B

Thu, 2006 Apr 13

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             TURNS OUT THIS B2B PROPOSAL WAS JUST A2M             

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