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I STARTED THIS GANGSTA SHIT / .--. | AND THIS THE MOTHERFUCKING THANKS I GET \/ / / |_/ `\/|/ _(_) / ___ /|_.--' `. . \ `--' .---. \ /| ) ` \ //| | __ __ | '/|| |/ \ / \ / || || | | \ \ | \| | | / | __\@/ |@ | ___ \--' ( /' `--' __)| __> ( . .--' &"\ / `--|_/--' & | | #. | | q# | \ ,ad#' `.________.ad####' `#####""""""'' `?" ? "& "#ba" #1201: IS IT WRONG Mon, 2002 Oct 7 disney , , /^\ ___ /^\_/ `...' /` ,__\ ,' ~ ( ,___\ ,, ., \ IS IT WRONG TO JERK OFF \___ \\\ .'.' .-. ) TO MONSTERS, INC. .'.-\\\`.`. '.-. ( / (==== ."". ( o ) \ / ,/u `~~~'| / `-' ) / "")^u ^u^|~| `""". ~_ / / /^u ^u ^\~\ ". \\ / _ /u^ u ^u ~\ ". \\ ( \ )^ ^U ^U ^U\~\ ". \\ (_ (\ /^U ^ ^U ^U ~| ". `\ (_ _ \ )U ^ U^ ^U ^|~| ". `\. (_ = _(\ \^ U ^U ^ U^ ~| ".`.; (_ -( _\_)U ^ ^ U^ ^|~| "" (_ = ( ^ U^ U^ ^ U ~| (_ - ( ~ = ^ U ^U U ^|~/ (_ = (_^U^ ^ U^ U / (_- ~_(/ \^ U^ ^U^," (_ = _/ |^ u^u." 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