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#5: JASMINE

Tue, 1999 Jun 29

disney

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#48: GENIE

Wed, 1999 Aug 11

disney

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#104: ON YOUR PERIOD

Wed, 1999 Oct 6

disney

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#285: LET'S

Tue, 2000 Apr 4

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#302: I'M HERE FOR THE CHEESE

Fri, 2000 Apr 21

dean, disney

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#359: THAT'S RIGHT MINNIE

Sat, 2000 Jun 17

disney

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#619: CRACKER LOVER

Sun, 2001 Mar 4

disney, logo

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#650: MICHAEL EISNER

Wed, 2001 Apr 4

disney

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#668: FOOT-AND-MOUTH

Sun, 2001 Apr 22

disney

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#737: TOY STORY 3

Sat, 2001 Jun 30

disney

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#787: MONKEY PANTS

Sun, 2001 Aug 19

disney

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#1046: HEY MIKE EISNER

Sun, 2002 May 5

disney

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   ,d8888888888888888b. \8b|.\P~ ~P8~     YEARS AGO              
   888888888888888P~~_~  `8B_|      |                            
   ~888888888~'8'   d8.    ~      _/      SIRS I'M ASKING YOU    
    ~Y8888P'   ~\ | |~|~b,__ __--~        TO DO THE RIGHT THING  
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    /~'\_"__)      "d88888888P,-~~-~888   BREAK DOWN THE TERM    
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  (  / / / |) )   /   '"88(/ ~  / /  |    YOU KNOW WHAT I'M      
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            ~~"~             ~~~          BEAT-OFF PANTIES THEN  

#1057: KATHLEEN TURNER

Thu, 2002 May 16

disney

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#1138: HELLO

Mon, 2002 Aug 5

disney, lyrics

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      .'        `-.    I STARTED THIS GANGSTA SHIT           
     /      .--.   |  AND THIS THE MOTHERFUCKING THANKS I GET
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#1201: IS IT WRONG

Mon, 2002 Oct 7

disney

                        ,                                   
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                  /^\_/   `...'  /`                         
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            ,___\ ,,    .,       \   IS IT WRONG TO JERK OFF
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               .'.-\\\`.`.  '.-. (                          
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#1776: NOT COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT

Tue, 2004 May 4

disney

   .------._             EXCUSE ME SIR                 
  /         \.-.                                       
  \_-_:===='; _.)        PLEASE ADD AND/OR SUBTRACT    
   .'/''..''\', \\                                     
  | '   ||   '.|         ENOUGH CHARACTERS FROM MY FACE
  | |   ||   | |                                       
  | | 0 || 0 | |         SO I DON'T VIOLATE COPYRIGHTS 
 .'_ __.--.__ _'.                                      
(__. _.----._ .__)       AND THAW OUT WALT OR WHATEVER 
   `--======--'                                        

#2024: DONALD DUNE

Fri, 2005 Jan 7

disney, dune

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  /         \.-.                              
  \_-_:===='; _.)     I'M THE KWISATZ HADERACH
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  | |   ||   | |                              
  | | 0 || 0 | |                              
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   `--======--'      dlK                      

#2642: POOR PLUTO

Sun, 2006 Sep 17

disney, pluto, topical

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            :iVRRMMMMMMBMMM :=;  ==;======         PLUTO BLAH BLAH BLAH     
           =tYMMMMMMBBMMM;=Y ,::;==iMMMMMMMMMM       BLAH BLAH PLANET BLAH  
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       ,;VBM                 .,,,,,,,,,,,,,:,::     NOBODY CARES ABOUT PLUTO
   WT  ,,==                      `,,,,,,,         HE WAS A PUNK ANYWAY      
                                               JUST ASK MICKEY              

#2717: THE LAMP

Fri, 2006 Dec 1

disney

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    '-.   |  /    .===,                           
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#2804: DISHONOR

Mon, 2007 Feb 26

disney

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 \'.____.'/                                               
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   :      '-._.-'  ;     ; :       :   DISHONOR ON YOU,   
    :  `      .'    '-._.' :      /                       
     \  :    /    ____....--\    :    DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
      '._\  :"""""    '.     !.   :                       
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       | || |             .' !  | |                       
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#3787: A SINCERE PLEA FROM A SINCERE FLOUNDER

Thu, 2009 Nov 5

disney

 PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME 
                      
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#3937: MAKE DO

Sun, 2010 Apr 4

disney

     I CAME DOWN HERE TO FIND THE LITTLE MERMAID AND FUCK HER
                                                             
      BUT ALL I GOT WAS THIS SHELL                           
                                                             
       SO I GUESS I GOTTA MAKE DO IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'
                                                             
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     / |   \  |    /                                         
jgs  \ |____\ |  ,/                                          
   .'/ `-._/ \|_/                                            
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#4224: EIGENVALUES

Sun, 2011 Jan 16

disney

            ___                                                       
        _.-'   \   PLEASE DIAGONALIZE MY BONER TO FIND ITS EIGENVALUES
       /        \                                                     
      /          \                                                    
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    || .-|     |-. ||---'|  \                                         
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  /. \ |_|.---.|_| / ,\  | .^.\                                       
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       \\_______//   IT'S MAGIC, REALLY     SIGNED, DONALD DUCK       
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(ANY CONNECTION TO DISNEY'S DONALD DUCK IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL)       

#4665: BARSOOM

Sun, 2012 Apr 1

disney

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                    |    -.     \     
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            GET YOUR ASS TO BARSOOM   

#5267: CLASSIC HOLIDAY JINGLE

Sun, 2013 Nov 24

christmas, disney

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        `, |-`,      DA HOLIDAY CLASSIC JINGLE ALL DA WAY
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  • number of strips: 5372
  • first strip created on: Fri, 1999 Jun 25 (14.7 years ago)
  • number of upcoming strips: 0 (0.0 weeks' worth; empty on Sat, 2018 Sep 15)
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