> HOME
> CURRENT
> RANDOM
> BEST OF
> RSS FEED
> CONTACT
    _    ____   ____ ___ ___      _         _     _____          _       
   / \  / ___| / ___|_ _|_ _|    / \   _ __| |_  |  ___|_ _ _ __| |_ ___ 
  / _ \ \___ \| |    | | | |    / _ \ | '__| __| | |_ / _` | '__| __/ __|
 / ___ \ ___) | |___ | | | |   / ___ \| |  | |_  |  _| (_| | |  | |_\__ \
/_/   \_\____/ \____|___|___| /_/   \_\_|   \__| |_|  \__,_|_|   \__|___/
"THIS IS THE STORY OF CHOKEY THE LITTLE RETARD WHO, AS IT TURNS OUT, COULDN'T"
BY NUMBER <
BY TITLE <
BY DATE <
BY DAY <
BY CALENDAR <
BY KEYWORD <

#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
...
#325: IS THAT NORMAL (Sun, 2000 May 14)
#324: THIS MEANS YOU (Sat, 2000 May 13)
#323: TWENTY MARKS (Fri, 2000 May 12)
#322: FOR MY ONE AND ONLY (Thu, 2000 May 11)
#321: FIGHTING TITS (Wed, 2000 May 10)
#320: RICHARD GERE (Tue, 2000 May 9)
#319: FISTERY (Mon, 2000 May 8)
#318: AMPERSANDS OR AT SIGNS (Sun, 2000 May 7)
#317: MORE THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY BELIEVE (Sat, 2000 May 6)
#316: SERIOUSLY HOLDING IT (Fri, 2000 May 5)
#315: SOON I WILL BE IMMORTAL (Thu, 2000 May 4)
#314: YOU'RE FATTER (Wed, 2000 May 3)
#313: SCREW YOU (Tue, 2000 May 2)
#312: PLEASE (Mon, 2000 May 1)
#311: QUEERSCAPADES (Sun, 2000 Apr 30)
#310: LORD ALIVE (Sat, 2000 Apr 29)
#309: POISON IVY (Fri, 2000 Apr 28)
#308: GHOSTBUSTERS (Thu, 2000 Apr 27)
#307: FOUR SECONDS (Wed, 2000 Apr 26)
#306: THIS GLORYHOLE HAUNTED (Tue, 2000 Apr 25)
#305: ANAL PROBINATOR (Mon, 2000 Apr 24)
#304: ONE DAY (Sun, 2000 Apr 23)
#303: L I C K I N G (Sat, 2000 Apr 22)
#302: I'M HERE FOR THE CHEESE (Fri, 2000 Apr 21)
#301: OUT OF THE CELLAR (Thu, 2000 Apr 20)
#300: YOU CAN'T TELL (Wed, 2000 Apr 19)
#299: LET'S ALL BE GAY (Tue, 2000 Apr 18)
#298: FAT BITCH (Mon, 2000 Apr 17)
#297: SUBMARINE (Sun, 2000 Apr 16)
#296: MISSING KIM (Sat, 2000 Apr 15)
#295: PHASES OF THE MOON (Fri, 2000 Apr 14)
#294: SYSTEM NINJA (Thu, 2000 Apr 13)
#293: SEE THIS MOUTH (Wed, 2000 Apr 12)
#292: CHUGGING DOWN (Tue, 2000 Apr 11)
#291: UNBELIEVABLE TOOL (Mon, 2000 Apr 10)
#290: AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT (Sun, 2000 Apr 9)
#289: ODIE HEAD (Sat, 2000 Apr 8)
#288: SMURFETTE (Fri, 2000 Apr 7)
#287: WHAT BUGS IS HOLDING (Thu, 2000 Apr 6)
#286: AXEL'S THEME (Wed, 2000 Apr 5)
#285: LET'S (Tue, 2000 Apr 4)
#284: HARD TO TALK (Mon, 2000 Apr 3)
#283: KEYSTONE (Sun, 2000 Apr 2)
#282: GET IT BACK OUT (Sat, 2000 Apr 1)
#281: BETTY'S TIGHT ASS (Fri, 2000 Mar 31)
#280: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING (Thu, 2000 Mar 30)
...
#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
<<< #301: OUT OF THE CELLAR | #303: L I C K I N G >>>

#302: I'M HERE FOR THE CHEESE

Fri, 2000 Apr 21

dean, disney

                                     .,.               .,;;;;;,           
                                    ;;;;;;;,,        ,;;%%%%%;;           
   ARE YOU KIM DO YOU KNOW KIM       `;;;%%%%;;,.  ,;;%%;;%%%;;   FUCK OFF
   DID SHE SEND YOU OR DID SHE          `;%%;;%%%;;,;;%%%%%%%;;'  I'M HERE
   GIVE YOU A MESSAGE FOR GOD'S          `;;%%;;%:,;%%%%%;;%%;;,  FOR THE 
   SAKE I MISS YOU PLEASE COME BACK         `;;%%%,;%%%%%%%%%;;;  CHEESE  
                                               `;:%%%%%%;;%%;;;'          
           ..,,,.                                 .:::::::.               
        .;;;;;;;;;;,.                                  s.                 
        `;;;;;;;;;;;;;,                               ,SSSs.              
          `:.:.:.:.:.:.:.                            ,SSSSSSs.            
           .;;;;;;;;;;;;;::,                        ,SSSSSSSSS,           
          ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;:::%,                    ,SS%;SSSSSSsS          
         ;;;;;;,:,:::::::;::::%%,                  SS%;SSSSSSsSS          
         ;;;;;,::a@@@@@@a::%%%%%%%,.   ...         SS%;SSSSSSSS'          
         `::::::@@@@@@@@@@@a;%%%%%%%%%'  #;        `SS%;SSSSS'            
  .,sSSSSs;%%,::@@@@@@;;' #`@@a;%%%%%'   ,'          `S%;SS'              
sSSSSSSSSSs;%%%,:@@@@a;;   .@@@a;%%sSSSS'           .%%%;SS,              
`SSSSSSSSSSSs;%%%,:@@@a;;;;@@@;%%sSSSS'        ..,,%%%;SSSSSSs.           
  `SSSSSSSSSSSSs;%%,%%%%%%%%%%%SSSS'     ..,,%;sSSS;%;SSSSSSSSs.          
     `SSSSSSSSSSS%;%;sSSSS;""""   ..,,%sSSSS;;SSSS%%%;SSSSSSSSSS.         
         """""" %%;SSSSSS;;%..,,sSSS;%SSSSS;%;%%%;%%%%;SSSSSS;SSS.        
                `;SSSSS;;%%%%%;SSSS;%%;%;%;sSSS;%%%%%%%;SSSSSS;SSS        
                 ;SSS;;%%%%%%%%;%;%sSSSS%;SSS;%%%%%%%%%;SSSSSS;SSS        
                 `S;;%%%%%%%%%%%%%SSSSS;%%%;%%%%%%%%%%%;SSSSSS;SSS        
                  ;SS;%%%%%%%%%%%%;%;%;%%;%%%%%%%%%%%%;SSSSSS;SSS'        
                  SS;%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%;%%%%%%%%%%%;SSSSSS;SSS'          
                  SS;%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%;%%%%%%%%%%%;SSSSS;SSS'            
                  SS;%%%%%%%%%%%%%;sSSs;%%%%%%%%;SSSSSS;SSSS              
                  `SS;%%%%%%%%%%%%%%;SS;%%%%%%;SSSSSS;SSSS'               
                   `S;%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%;S;%%%%%;SSSS;SSSSS%                 
                    `S;%;%%%%%%%%%%%'   `%%%%;SSS;SSSSSS%.                
                    ,S;%%%%%%%%%%;'      `%%%%%;S   `SSSSs%,.             
                  ,%%%%%%%%%%;%;'         `%;%%%;     `SSSs;%%,.          
               ,%%%%%%;;;%;;%;'           .%%;%%%       `SSSSs;%%.        
            ,%%%%%' .%;%;%;'             ,%%;%%%'         `SSSS;%%        
          ,%%%%'   .%%%%'              ,%%%%%'             `SSs%%'        
        ,%%%%'    .%%%'              ,%%%%'                ,%%%'          
      ,%%%%'     .%%%              ,%%%%'                 ,%%%'           
    ,%%%%'      .%%%'            ,%%%%'                  ,%%%'            
  ,%%%%'        %%%%           ,%%%'                    ,%%%%             
  %%%%'       .:::::         ,%%%'                      %%%%'             
.:::::        :::::'       ,%%%'                       ,%%%%              
:::::'                   ,%%%%'                        %%%%%              
                        %%%%%'                         %%%%%              
                      .::::::                        .::::::              
                      ::::::'                        ::::::'              

FART BACK
IS THIS ALL THERE IS?
CHAT#AAF @ EFnet on IRC
FOLLOW NEW!Conspiracy Duck @ Twitter
BY DATE backward one month backward one day
forward one day forward one month forward one year
BY CALENDAR
2000 Mar
SuMoTuWeThFrSa
      1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31  
2000 Apr
SuMoTuWeThFrSa
            1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30            
2000 May
SuMoTuWeThFrSa
  1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30 31      
TOYS
FACTOIDS
  • number of strips: 5372
  • first strip created on: Fri, 1999 Jun 25 (14.7 years ago)
  • number of upcoming strips: 0 (0.0 weeks' worth; empty on Tue, 2020 Jul 14)
MORE STUFF Jerk Your Own Adventure, oo, Jerkcity, Viscera!, Her!, Those Drinky-Drink Kids, Exploding Dog, Penny Arcade, VG Cats, Dinosaur Comics, Cyanide and Happiness, Nedroid Comics, Wondermark
MORE ASCII ART Andreas Freise's ASCII Art Dictionary, alt.ascii-art FAQ, Open Directory: ASCII Art, Christopher Johnson's ASCII Art Collection, Joan Stark's ASCII Art Gallery, The ASCII Art Universe