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#297: SUBMARINE (Sun, 2000 Apr 16)
#296: MISSING KIM (Sat, 2000 Apr 15)
#295: PHASES OF THE MOON (Fri, 2000 Apr 14)
#294: SYSTEM NINJA (Thu, 2000 Apr 13)
#293: SEE THIS MOUTH (Wed, 2000 Apr 12)
#292: CHUGGING DOWN (Tue, 2000 Apr 11)
#291: UNBELIEVABLE TOOL (Mon, 2000 Apr 10)
#290: AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT (Sun, 2000 Apr 9)
#289: ODIE HEAD (Sat, 2000 Apr 8)
#288: SMURFETTE (Fri, 2000 Apr 7)
#287: WHAT BUGS IS HOLDING (Thu, 2000 Apr 6)
#286: AXEL'S THEME (Wed, 2000 Apr 5)
#285: LET'S (Tue, 2000 Apr 4)
#284: HARD TO TALK (Mon, 2000 Apr 3)
#283: KEYSTONE (Sun, 2000 Apr 2)
#282: GET IT BACK OUT (Sat, 2000 Apr 1)
#281: BETTY'S TIGHT ASS (Fri, 2000 Mar 31)
#280: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING (Thu, 2000 Mar 30)
#279: THAT'S RIGHT (Wed, 2000 Mar 29)
#278: NEW DATING SYSTEM (Tue, 2000 Mar 28)
#277: BEST THEORY WE HAVE (Mon, 2000 Mar 27)
#276: APOCALYPSE (Sun, 2000 Mar 26)
#275: DUMBEST FONT EVER (Sat, 2000 Mar 25)
#274: FAT STOMPY DICKS (Fri, 2000 Mar 24)
#273: STAND BACK PEOPLE (Thu, 2000 Mar 23)
#272: MONKEY SHIT (Wed, 2000 Mar 22)
#271: DROMEDARY (Tue, 2000 Mar 21)
#270: JOURNAL ENTRY (Mon, 2000 Mar 20)
#269: BIRTHDAY (Sun, 2000 Mar 19)
#268: AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL (Sat, 2000 Mar 18)
#267: DEFYING PHYSICAL LAW (Fri, 2000 Mar 17)
#266: REQUESTING PERMISSION (Thu, 2000 Mar 16)
#265: LOOK (Wed, 2000 Mar 15)
#264: BOILING WATER (Tue, 2000 Mar 14)
#263: WHAT I CAN FIT (Mon, 2000 Mar 13)
#262: DIGITAL WATCHES (Sun, 2000 Mar 12)
#261: TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER (Sat, 2000 Mar 11)
#260: FROM UP HERE (Fri, 2000 Mar 10)
#259: THE FISTING SWING (Thu, 2000 Mar 9)
#258: THE BEATLES (Wed, 2000 Mar 8)
#257: GETTING VERY SLEEPY (Tue, 2000 Mar 7)
#256: STEGOSAURUS (Mon, 2000 Mar 6)
#255: DO I GET THE JOB (Sun, 2000 Mar 5)
#254: WAL-MART (Sat, 2000 Mar 4)
#253: HARK (Fri, 2000 Mar 3)
#252: STAR WARS (Thu, 2000 Mar 2)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#274: FAT STOMPY DICKS

Fri, 2000 Mar 24

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