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#296: MISSING KIM (Sat, 2000 Apr 15)
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#284: HARD TO TALK (Mon, 2000 Apr 3)
#283: KEYSTONE (Sun, 2000 Apr 2)
#282: GET IT BACK OUT (Sat, 2000 Apr 1)
#281: BETTY'S TIGHT ASS (Fri, 2000 Mar 31)
#280: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING (Thu, 2000 Mar 30)
#279: THAT'S RIGHT (Wed, 2000 Mar 29)
#278: NEW DATING SYSTEM (Tue, 2000 Mar 28)
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#270: JOURNAL ENTRY (Mon, 2000 Mar 20)
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#282: GET IT BACK OUT

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                                       I JAMMED A HACKY SACK
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