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#335: SIX BABIES (Wed, 2000 May 24)
#334: WHY DID YOU RAPE ME THERE (Tue, 2000 May 23)
#333: CLIMBING OUT (Mon, 2000 May 22)
#332: LOOKING FOR LOVE (Sun, 2000 May 21)
#331: A BRIDGE TOO FAR (Sat, 2000 May 20)
#330: BUDWEISER (Fri, 2000 May 19)
#329: WRITER AND EDITOR (Thu, 2000 May 18)
#328: STOP STARING (Wed, 2000 May 17)
#327: SNOWMEN (Tue, 2000 May 16)
#326: SHUT UP (Mon, 2000 May 15)
#325: IS THAT NORMAL (Sun, 2000 May 14)
#324: THIS MEANS YOU (Sat, 2000 May 13)
#323: TWENTY MARKS (Fri, 2000 May 12)
#322: FOR MY ONE AND ONLY (Thu, 2000 May 11)
#321: FIGHTING TITS (Wed, 2000 May 10)
#320: RICHARD GERE (Tue, 2000 May 9)
#319: FISTERY (Mon, 2000 May 8)
#318: AMPERSANDS OR AT SIGNS (Sun, 2000 May 7)
#317: MORE THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY BELIEVE (Sat, 2000 May 6)
#316: SERIOUSLY HOLDING IT (Fri, 2000 May 5)
#315: SOON I WILL BE IMMORTAL (Thu, 2000 May 4)
#314: YOU'RE FATTER (Wed, 2000 May 3)
#313: SCREW YOU (Tue, 2000 May 2)
#312: PLEASE (Mon, 2000 May 1)
#311: QUEERSCAPADES (Sun, 2000 Apr 30)
#310: LORD ALIVE (Sat, 2000 Apr 29)
#309: POISON IVY (Fri, 2000 Apr 28)
#308: GHOSTBUSTERS (Thu, 2000 Apr 27)
#307: FOUR SECONDS (Wed, 2000 Apr 26)
#306: THIS GLORYHOLE HAUNTED (Tue, 2000 Apr 25)
#305: ANAL PROBINATOR (Mon, 2000 Apr 24)
#304: ONE DAY (Sun, 2000 Apr 23)
#303: L I C K I N G (Sat, 2000 Apr 22)
#302: I'M HERE FOR THE CHEESE (Fri, 2000 Apr 21)
#301: OUT OF THE CELLAR (Thu, 2000 Apr 20)
#300: YOU CAN'T TELL (Wed, 2000 Apr 19)
#299: LET'S ALL BE GAY (Tue, 2000 Apr 18)
#298: FAT BITCH (Mon, 2000 Apr 17)
#297: SUBMARINE (Sun, 2000 Apr 16)
#296: MISSING KIM (Sat, 2000 Apr 15)
#295: PHASES OF THE MOON (Fri, 2000 Apr 14)
#294: SYSTEM NINJA (Thu, 2000 Apr 13)
#293: SEE THIS MOUTH (Wed, 2000 Apr 12)
#292: CHUGGING DOWN (Tue, 2000 Apr 11)
#291: UNBELIEVABLE TOOL (Mon, 2000 Apr 10)
#290: AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT (Sun, 2000 Apr 9)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#312: PLEASE

Mon, 2000 May 1

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