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#374: UNTIL WE GET DIZZY (Sun, 2000 Jul 2)
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#361: KING OF THE JEWS (Mon, 2000 Jun 19)
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#352: COW PARACHUTIST (Sat, 2000 Jun 10)
#351: DUKE (Fri, 2000 Jun 9)
#350: SEVERED HEAD (Thu, 2000 Jun 8)
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#348: WHY I HANG OUT WITH YOU (Tue, 2000 Jun 6)
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#339: YOU ARE HERE (Sun, 2000 May 28)
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#337: DON'T LOOK AT ME (Fri, 2000 May 26)
#336: DICK AND FIST (Thu, 2000 May 25)
#335: SIX BABIES (Wed, 2000 May 24)
#334: WHY DID YOU RAPE ME THERE (Tue, 2000 May 23)
#333: CLIMBING OUT (Mon, 2000 May 22)
#332: LOOKING FOR LOVE (Sun, 2000 May 21)
#331: A BRIDGE TOO FAR (Sat, 2000 May 20)
#330: BUDWEISER (Fri, 2000 May 19)
#329: WRITER AND EDITOR (Thu, 2000 May 18)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#351: DUKE

Fri, 2000 Jun 9

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