> HOME
> CURRENT
> RANDOM
> BEST OF
> RSS FEED
> CONTACT
    _    ____   ____ ___ ___      _         _     _____          _       
   / \  / ___| / ___|_ _|_ _|    / \   _ __| |_  |  ___|_ _ _ __| |_ ___ 
  / _ \ \___ \| |    | | | |    / _ \ | '__| __| | |_ / _` | '__| __/ __|
 / ___ \ ___) | |___ | | | |   / ___ \| |  | |_  |  _| (_| | |  | |_\__ \
/_/   \_\____/ \____|___|___| /_/   \_\_|   \__| |_|  \__,_|_|   \__|___/
"WELL I NEVER"
BY NUMBER <
BY TITLE <
BY DATE <
BY DAY <
BY CALENDAR <
BY KEYWORD <

#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
...
#419: I'M THE VICTIM (Wed, 2000 Aug 16)
#418: ALIEN SPACE SHIP (Tue, 2000 Aug 15)
#417: DISGUSTING FETISH (Mon, 2000 Aug 14)
#416: NO BONER (Sun, 2000 Aug 13)
#415: GET THAT THING OUT OF MY FACE (Sat, 2000 Aug 12)
#414: AARDVARK (Fri, 2000 Aug 11)
#413: SUCK A COCK (Thu, 2000 Aug 10)
#412: EITHER OR (Wed, 2000 Aug 9)
#411: GOAT ASS (Tue, 2000 Aug 8)
#410: HALF MAN HALF DONG (Mon, 2000 Aug 7)
#409: IN MY COUNTRY (Sun, 2000 Aug 6)
#408: WHERE'S THE PARK RANGER (Sat, 2000 Aug 5)
#407: TRILOBITE (Fri, 2000 Aug 4)
#406: KIM STORIES (Thu, 2000 Aug 3)
#405: REALLY BLOATED UP (Wed, 2000 Aug 2)
#404: UP PERISCOPE (Tue, 2000 Aug 1)
#403: I LIKE NUTS (Mon, 2000 Jul 31)
#402: SPOCK (Sun, 2000 Jul 30)
#401: CROTCHABLES (Sat, 2000 Jul 29)
#400: DEEP SPACE AMBASSADOR (Fri, 2000 Jul 28)
#399: UPSIDE DOWN (Thu, 2000 Jul 27)
#398: WELCOME TO IRELAND (Wed, 2000 Jul 26)
#397: VAMPIRE SQUIRREL (Tue, 2000 Jul 25)
#396: IN BED (Mon, 2000 Jul 24)
#395: NOT THE SAME PICTURE (Sun, 2000 Jul 23)
#394: POLLY WANNA (Sat, 2000 Jul 22)
#393: FAGGOT DRAGON (Fri, 2000 Jul 21)
#392: PROJECTED COST (Thu, 2000 Jul 20)
#391: LOGIC GATES (Wed, 2000 Jul 19)
#390: WHAT AIDS LOOKS LIKE (Tue, 2000 Jul 18)
#389: SCHIST (Mon, 2000 Jul 17)
#388: TEN DOLLARS (Sun, 2000 Jul 16)
#387: DETACHED (Sat, 2000 Jul 15)
#386: GAY BOY (Fri, 2000 Jul 14)
#385: WIPE IT OFF (Thu, 2000 Jul 13)
#384: THE BIGGEST SHIT (Wed, 2000 Jul 12)
#383: GAY DAY (Tue, 2000 Jul 11)
#382: I'M DEAD (Mon, 2000 Jul 10)
#381: SUPER GAY IN EFFECT (Sun, 2000 Jul 9)
#380: IN THE AFTERLIFE (Sat, 2000 Jul 8)
#379: REALLY PEOPLE (Fri, 2000 Jul 7)
#378: POOLAND (Thu, 2000 Jul 6)
#377: LEPRECHAUN (Wed, 2000 Jul 5)
#376: FARTIFIED (Tue, 2000 Jul 4)
#375: HEAD COUNT (Mon, 2000 Jul 3)
#374: UNTIL WE GET DIZZY (Sun, 2000 Jul 2)
...
#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
<<< #395: NOT THE SAME PICTURE | #397: VAMPIRE SQUIRREL >>>

#396: IN BED

Mon, 2000 Jul 24

                  ,                                                  
           ',      .  |    '                                         
            ',     ,  ,   .    ,                                     
        ',    '  _ ,.  -,  '  ,'   ,                                 
          ',  ',   ',    ', ,'   ,'                                  
    '-,_  .'   `   '   '    ' ,'                                     
         '              '    , '  _,.'`                              
   '-._.       ,            '  ,''                                   
       '        '-.                ,._                               
--,._ '      , '    ' ,_          .    `'  I SMOKE CRACK ............
     ,      ,       '      ._     ,' `'    ............... IN BED !!!
  .--,    _,.,   @  ,     .   ' - '-.,_                              
 `            '-,  ,      |  @    '                                  
'                '      _,'       `                                  
 '_,.-    ,'-.,       '`          '                                  
     '    ._|  |'-. _ _________    .                                 
    `     | ,_,___|   |    |  |'    '                                
     .    '.  |  ,'___|___ |__| .   .                                
      `     '-.  |    |   |   | .   '                                
        ' ___   '-. __|___|__ ,'   ,                                 
              ',                 .'                                  
                '.    ,-------'`                                     
                  `''`                                               

FART BACK
IS THIS ALL THERE IS?
CHAT#AAF @ EFnet on IRC
FOLLOW NEW!Conspiracy Duck @ Twitter
BY DATE backward one year backward one month backward one day
forward one day forward one month forward one year
BY CALENDAR
2000 Jun
SuMoTuWeThFrSa
        1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30  
2000 Jul
SuMoTuWeThFrSa
            1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30 31          
2000 Aug
SuMoTuWeThFrSa
    1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31    
TOYS
FACTOIDS
  • number of strips: 5372
  • first strip created on: Fri, 1999 Jun 25 (14.7 years ago)
  • number of upcoming strips: 0 (0.0 weeks' worth; empty on Tue, 2020 Jul 14)
MORE STUFF Jerk Your Own Adventure, oo, Jerkcity, Viscera!, Her!, Those Drinky-Drink Kids, Exploding Dog, Penny Arcade, VG Cats, Dinosaur Comics, Cyanide and Happiness, Nedroid Comics, Wondermark
MORE ASCII ART Andreas Freise's ASCII Art Dictionary, alt.ascii-art FAQ, Open Directory: ASCII Art, Christopher Johnson's ASCII Art Collection, Joan Stark's ASCII Art Gallery, The ASCII Art Universe