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#443: FUCKING FREAKS (Sat, 2000 Sep 9)
#442: THAT'S MY COUSIN (Fri, 2000 Sep 8)
#441: DICKLOVING (Thu, 2000 Sep 7)
#440: SHEEPS (Wed, 2000 Sep 6)
#439: COOCHIE (Tue, 2000 Sep 5)
#438: EATING A VEGETABLE (Mon, 2000 Sep 4)
#437: WHO PUT THE DILDO (Sun, 2000 Sep 3)
#436: PHONE SEX (Sat, 2000 Sep 2)
#435: EXCEPTIONALLY DOUGHY (Fri, 2000 Sep 1)
#434: TOO COOL (Thu, 2000 Aug 31)
#433: OLIVE OYL (Wed, 2000 Aug 30)
#432: GARFIELD IS (Tue, 2000 Aug 29)
#431: DOGGIE STYLE (Mon, 2000 Aug 28)
#430: HORRIBLY DISFIGURED (Sun, 2000 Aug 27)
#429: GET IT (Sat, 2000 Aug 26)
#428: COLLECT UNDERPANTS (Fri, 2000 Aug 25)
#427: GROW SOME BALLS (Thu, 2000 Aug 24)
#426: HEMORRHOIDS (Wed, 2000 Aug 23)
#425: THE COCK TREE (Tue, 2000 Aug 22)
#424: WE'RE SINKING (Mon, 2000 Aug 21)
#423: CRAM ME (Sun, 2000 Aug 20)
#422: MOUTH LIKE AN O (Sat, 2000 Aug 19)
#421: PUNCHING HOOKERS (Fri, 2000 Aug 18)
#420: AFTER BAYWATCH AND SEAQUEST (Thu, 2000 Aug 17)
#419: I'M THE VICTIM (Wed, 2000 Aug 16)
#418: ALIEN SPACE SHIP (Tue, 2000 Aug 15)
#417: DISGUSTING FETISH (Mon, 2000 Aug 14)
#416: NO BONER (Sun, 2000 Aug 13)
#415: GET THAT THING OUT OF MY FACE (Sat, 2000 Aug 12)
#414: AARDVARK (Fri, 2000 Aug 11)
#413: SUCK A COCK (Thu, 2000 Aug 10)
#412: EITHER OR (Wed, 2000 Aug 9)
#411: GOAT ASS (Tue, 2000 Aug 8)
#410: HALF MAN HALF DONG (Mon, 2000 Aug 7)
#409: IN MY COUNTRY (Sun, 2000 Aug 6)
#408: WHERE'S THE PARK RANGER (Sat, 2000 Aug 5)
#407: TRILOBITE (Fri, 2000 Aug 4)
#406: KIM STORIES (Thu, 2000 Aug 3)
#405: REALLY BLOATED UP (Wed, 2000 Aug 2)
#404: UP PERISCOPE (Tue, 2000 Aug 1)
#403: I LIKE NUTS (Mon, 2000 Jul 31)
#402: SPOCK (Sun, 2000 Jul 30)
#401: CROTCHABLES (Sat, 2000 Jul 29)
#400: DEEP SPACE AMBASSADOR (Fri, 2000 Jul 28)
#399: UPSIDE DOWN (Thu, 2000 Jul 27)
#398: WELCOME TO IRELAND (Wed, 2000 Jul 26)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#420: AFTER BAYWATCH AND SEAQUEST

Thu, 2000 Aug 17

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      %$%$      %%$%$%$%$%                                            
     $/   ___      ___   \$          MOM LAST NIGHT AFTER BAYWATCH AND
    %$|  / O \    / O \  |%$         AND SEAQUEST I THOUGHT FOR SURE  
    $%|  |   |    |   |  |$%         I'D HAVE DREAMS ABOUT WATER AND  
    %/                    \%         WET MYSELF BUT I DIDN'T - SEE HOW
     |       (.  .)       |          MY SHEETS ARE ALL DRY? THAT'S    
    |                      |         CAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE AN ACCIDENT. 
    |                      |         SEE - HOW THEY'RE DRY? FEEL HOW  
     |    )----------(    |          THEY'RE NOT EVEN DAMP. AND I MADE
 ----\                    /----      MY BED TOO. ARE THOSE FIG NEWTONS
/     \___            ___/     \     THE REGULAR FIG NEWTONS OR THE   
          \__________/               OTHER KIND? OH GRODY.            

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