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#470: FISH RULE (Fri, 2000 Oct 6)
#469: HI (Thu, 2000 Oct 5)
#468: PISSED ON YOUR KEYBOARD (Wed, 2000 Oct 4)
#467: PALM PILOT (Tue, 2000 Oct 3)
#466: HARRY POTTER AND THE WITCH (Mon, 2000 Oct 2)
#465: YUM YUM (Sun, 2000 Oct 1)
#464: PINTO (Sat, 2000 Sep 30)
#463: SHITTING A P (Fri, 2000 Sep 29)
#462: GEOCITIES (Thu, 2000 Sep 28)
#461: DOES SOMEONE HAVE A TISSUE (Wed, 2000 Sep 27)
#460: FOR QUARTERS (Tue, 2000 Sep 26)
#459: GOING RIGHT BACK (Mon, 2000 Sep 25)
#458: CINCO DE MANGO (Sun, 2000 Sep 24)
#457: FROGS DON'T HAVE BELLY BUTTONS (Sat, 2000 Sep 23)
#456: AT FIVE MONTHS (Fri, 2000 Sep 22)
#455: SAILORS (Thu, 2000 Sep 21)
#454: CURIOUS THAT (Wed, 2000 Sep 20)
#453: EARTH 2 (Tue, 2000 Sep 19)
#452: EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA (Mon, 2000 Sep 18)
#451: EACH OF US ANGELS (Sun, 2000 Sep 17)
#450: READY FOR LAUNCH (Sat, 2000 Sep 16)
#449: NEED TO KNOW BASIS (Fri, 2000 Sep 15)
#448: SEE YA DUDE (Thu, 2000 Sep 14)
#447: YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO (Wed, 2000 Sep 13)
#446: GAYEST SPORT (Tue, 2000 Sep 12)
#445: BICYCLING CAT AGAIN (Mon, 2000 Sep 11)
#444: QUICK HIDE (Sun, 2000 Sep 10)
#443: FUCKING FREAKS (Sat, 2000 Sep 9)
#442: THAT'S MY COUSIN (Fri, 2000 Sep 8)
#441: DICKLOVING (Thu, 2000 Sep 7)
#440: SHEEPS (Wed, 2000 Sep 6)
#439: COOCHIE (Tue, 2000 Sep 5)
#438: EATING A VEGETABLE (Mon, 2000 Sep 4)
#437: WHO PUT THE DILDO (Sun, 2000 Sep 3)
#436: PHONE SEX (Sat, 2000 Sep 2)
#435: EXCEPTIONALLY DOUGHY (Fri, 2000 Sep 1)
#434: TOO COOL (Thu, 2000 Aug 31)
#433: OLIVE OYL (Wed, 2000 Aug 30)
#432: GARFIELD IS (Tue, 2000 Aug 29)
#431: DOGGIE STYLE (Mon, 2000 Aug 28)
#430: HORRIBLY DISFIGURED (Sun, 2000 Aug 27)
#429: GET IT (Sat, 2000 Aug 26)
#428: COLLECT UNDERPANTS (Fri, 2000 Aug 25)
#427: GROW SOME BALLS (Thu, 2000 Aug 24)
#426: HEMORRHOIDS (Wed, 2000 Aug 23)
#425: THE COCK TREE (Tue, 2000 Aug 22)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#447: YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO

Wed, 2000 Sep 13

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