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#424: WE'RE SINKING (Mon, 2000 Aug 21)
#423: CRAM ME (Sun, 2000 Aug 20)
#422: MOUTH LIKE AN O (Sat, 2000 Aug 19)
#421: PUNCHING HOOKERS (Fri, 2000 Aug 18)
#420: AFTER BAYWATCH AND SEAQUEST (Thu, 2000 Aug 17)
#419: I'M THE VICTIM (Wed, 2000 Aug 16)
#418: ALIEN SPACE SHIP (Tue, 2000 Aug 15)
#417: DISGUSTING FETISH (Mon, 2000 Aug 14)
#416: NO BONER (Sun, 2000 Aug 13)
#415: GET THAT THING OUT OF MY FACE (Sat, 2000 Aug 12)
#414: AARDVARK (Fri, 2000 Aug 11)
#413: SUCK A COCK (Thu, 2000 Aug 10)
#412: EITHER OR (Wed, 2000 Aug 9)
#411: GOAT ASS (Tue, 2000 Aug 8)
#410: HALF MAN HALF DONG (Mon, 2000 Aug 7)
#409: IN MY COUNTRY (Sun, 2000 Aug 6)
#408: WHERE'S THE PARK RANGER (Sat, 2000 Aug 5)
#407: TRILOBITE (Fri, 2000 Aug 4)
#406: KIM STORIES (Thu, 2000 Aug 3)
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#396: IN BED (Mon, 2000 Jul 24)
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#393: FAGGOT DRAGON (Fri, 2000 Jul 21)
#392: PROJECTED COST (Thu, 2000 Jul 20)
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#390: WHAT AIDS LOOKS LIKE (Tue, 2000 Jul 18)
#389: SCHIST (Mon, 2000 Jul 17)
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#387: DETACHED (Sat, 2000 Jul 15)
#386: GAY BOY (Fri, 2000 Jul 14)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#408: WHERE'S THE PARK RANGER

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         WHERE'S THE PARK RANGER WHEN YOU NEED HIM              

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