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#397: VAMPIRE SQUIRREL (Tue, 2000 Jul 25)
#396: IN BED (Mon, 2000 Jul 24)
#395: NOT THE SAME PICTURE (Sun, 2000 Jul 23)
#394: POLLY WANNA (Sat, 2000 Jul 22)
#393: FAGGOT DRAGON (Fri, 2000 Jul 21)
#392: PROJECTED COST (Thu, 2000 Jul 20)
#391: LOGIC GATES (Wed, 2000 Jul 19)
#390: WHAT AIDS LOOKS LIKE (Tue, 2000 Jul 18)
#389: SCHIST (Mon, 2000 Jul 17)
#388: TEN DOLLARS (Sun, 2000 Jul 16)
#387: DETACHED (Sat, 2000 Jul 15)
#386: GAY BOY (Fri, 2000 Jul 14)
#385: WIPE IT OFF (Thu, 2000 Jul 13)
#384: THE BIGGEST SHIT (Wed, 2000 Jul 12)
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#374: UNTIL WE GET DIZZY (Sun, 2000 Jul 2)
#373: HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE (Sat, 2000 Jul 1)
#372: WHAT DOES A WORM DO (Fri, 2000 Jun 30)
#371: SEX OFFENDER (Thu, 2000 Jun 29)
#370: THESE ARE MY DEMANDS (Wed, 2000 Jun 28)
#369: ONE OF THESE DAYS (Tue, 2000 Jun 27)
#368: WHALE ASS (Mon, 2000 Jun 26)
#367: FLOWERS (Sun, 2000 Jun 25)
#366: CAN'T JERK OFF (Sat, 2000 Jun 24)
#365: YOU'RE A VAMPIRE (Fri, 2000 Jun 23)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#387: DETACHED

Sat, 2000 Jul 15

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