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#429: GET IT (Sat, 2000 Aug 26)
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#427: GROW SOME BALLS (Thu, 2000 Aug 24)
#426: HEMORRHOIDS (Wed, 2000 Aug 23)
#425: THE COCK TREE (Tue, 2000 Aug 22)
#424: WE'RE SINKING (Mon, 2000 Aug 21)
#423: CRAM ME (Sun, 2000 Aug 20)
#422: MOUTH LIKE AN O (Sat, 2000 Aug 19)
#421: PUNCHING HOOKERS (Fri, 2000 Aug 18)
#420: AFTER BAYWATCH AND SEAQUEST (Thu, 2000 Aug 17)
#419: I'M THE VICTIM (Wed, 2000 Aug 16)
#418: ALIEN SPACE SHIP (Tue, 2000 Aug 15)
#417: DISGUSTING FETISH (Mon, 2000 Aug 14)
#416: NO BONER (Sun, 2000 Aug 13)
#415: GET THAT THING OUT OF MY FACE (Sat, 2000 Aug 12)
#414: AARDVARK (Fri, 2000 Aug 11)
#413: SUCK A COCK (Thu, 2000 Aug 10)
#412: EITHER OR (Wed, 2000 Aug 9)
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#410: HALF MAN HALF DONG (Mon, 2000 Aug 7)
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#408: WHERE'S THE PARK RANGER (Sat, 2000 Aug 5)
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#406: KIM STORIES (Thu, 2000 Aug 3)
#405: REALLY BLOATED UP (Wed, 2000 Aug 2)
#404: UP PERISCOPE (Tue, 2000 Aug 1)
#403: I LIKE NUTS (Mon, 2000 Jul 31)
#402: SPOCK (Sun, 2000 Jul 30)
#401: CROTCHABLES (Sat, 2000 Jul 29)
#400: DEEP SPACE AMBASSADOR (Fri, 2000 Jul 28)
#399: UPSIDE DOWN (Thu, 2000 Jul 27)
#398: WELCOME TO IRELAND (Wed, 2000 Jul 26)
#397: VAMPIRE SQUIRREL (Tue, 2000 Jul 25)
#396: IN BED (Mon, 2000 Jul 24)
#395: NOT THE SAME PICTURE (Sun, 2000 Jul 23)
#394: POLLY WANNA (Sat, 2000 Jul 22)
#393: FAGGOT DRAGON (Fri, 2000 Jul 21)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#415: GET THAT THING OUT OF MY FACE

Sat, 2000 Aug 12

dean

CHECK THIS OUT HOMEY I HAVE THESE FUNKY ASS SAMPLES UP ON MY WEB PAGE THAT
EVERYBODY READS AND REALLY LIKES AND WHICH MAKES ME A WEB DEVELOPER AND A 
CONSULTANT AND EVERYBODY LOVES ME AND EVERYTHING IS ALL HER FAULT         
                                                                          
      \                    OKAY FUCKFACE IF YOU WOULD GET YOUR THUMB OUT  
                           OF YOUR DUMB ASS MAYBE YOU'D REALIZE THAT      
      ___                  YOU'VE BLOCKED EVERYBODY FROM YOUR PAGES       
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   (-.___.-)               ALSO MAYBE YOU COULD GET THAT THING OUT OF MY  
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