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#88: DEAN Mon, 1999 Sep 20 dean, figlet ___ _ _ ____ _____ _ _ _ |_ _| / \/ \ | _ \| ____| / \ | \ | | | | \ kb / | | | | _| / _ \ | \| | | | \ / | |_| | |___ / ___ \| |\ | |___| \/ |____/|_____/_/ \_\_| \_| #294: SYSTEM NINJA Thu, 2000 Apr 13 dean .-""""-. .-""""-. / \ / \ /_ _\ /_ _\ // \ / \\ // \ / \\ |\__\ /__/| |\__\ /__/| \ || / \ || / \ / \ / \ __ / \ __ / / '.__.' '.__.' \ WAS THAT THE | | | | SHUT UP WHERE SYSTEM NINJA | | | | IS MY LIGHTER #296: MISSING KIM Sat, 2000 Apr 15 dean, sesame .---. .---. ME MISS KIM! : : o : / _..-: o : :-.._ / .-'' ' `---' `---' " ``-. .' " ' " . " . ' " `. : '.---.,,.,...,.,.,.,..---. ' ; `. " `. .' " .' `. '`. .' ' .' `. `-._ _.-' " .' .----. `. " '"--...--"' . ' .' .' o `. .'`-._' " . " _.-'`. : o : .' ```--.....--''' ' `:_ o : .' " ' " " ; `.;";";";' ; ' " ' . ; .' ; ; ; ; ' ' ' " .' .-' ' " " ' " " _.-' #297: SUBMARINE Sun, 2000 Apr 16 dean |`-:_ BUHHHHH ,----....____ | `+. / ( ````----....|___ | \ _ ````----....____ \ _) ```---.._ \ \ )`.\ )`. )`. )`. )`. )`. )`. )`. )`. )`. ) -' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' ` #302: I'M HERE FOR THE CHEESE Fri, 2000 Apr 21 dean, disney .,. .,;;;;;, ;;;;;;;,, ,;;%%%%%;; ARE YOU KIM DO YOU KNOW KIM `;;;%%%%;;,. ,;;%%;;%%%;; FUCK OFF DID SHE SEND YOU OR DID SHE `;%%;;%%%;;,;;%%%%%%%;;' I'M HERE GIVE YOU A MESSAGE FOR GOD'S `;;%%;;%:,;%%%%%;;%%;;, FOR THE SAKE I MISS YOU PLEASE COME BACK `;;%%%,;%%%%%%%%%;;; CHEESE `;:%%%%%%;;%%;;;' ..,,,. .:::::::. .;;;;;;;;;;,. s. `;;;;;;;;;;;;;, ,SSSs. `:.:.:.:.:.:.:. ,SSSSSSs. .;;;;;;;;;;;;;::, ,SSSSSSSSS, ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;:::%, ,SS%;SSSSSSsS ;;;;;;,:,:::::::;::::%%, SS%;SSSSSSsSS ;;;;;,::a@@@@@@a::%%%%%%%,. ... 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[] [] .:[]:_ ^^ ,:[]:. .: :[]: :-. \ ,-: :[]: :. .: : :[]: : :`._ SHUT YOUR WORD HOLE ,.': : :[]: : :. .: : : :[]: : : : :-._ _,-: : : : :[]: : : :. _..: : : : :[]: : : : : : :-._________.-: : : : : : :[]: : : : :-._ _:_:_:_:_:_:[]:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:[]:_:_:_:_:_:_ !!!!!!!!!!!![]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![]!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^[]^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[]^^^^^^^^^^^^^ [] [] [] SHUT UP ALL OF YOU [] [] [] ~~^-~^_~^~/ \~^-~^~_~^-~_^~-^~_^~~-^~_~^~-~_~-^~_^/ \~^-~_~^-~~- ~ _~~- ~^-^~-^~~- ^~_^-^~~_ -~^_ -~_-~~^- _~~_~-^_ ~^-^~~-_^-~ ~^ ~ ^- _~~_- ~~ _ ~ ^~ - ~~^ _ - ^~- ~ _ ~~^ - ~_ - ~^_~ ~- ^_ ~^ - ^~ _ - ~^~ _ _~^~- _ ~~^ - _ ~ - _ ~~^ - ~^ -_ ~^^ -_ ~ _ - _ ~^~- _~ -_ ~- _ ~^ _ - ~ ^- ~^~ - _ ^ - ~~~ _ - _ ~-^ ~ __- ~_ - ~ ~^_- ~ ~- ^~ - ~^ - ~ ^~ - ~~ ^~ - ~ #341: NIGHTMARES Tue, 2000 May 30 dean _____|~~\_____ _____________ _-~ \ | \ _- | ) \ |__/ \ \ _- ) | | | \ \ _- | ) / |--| | | __-_______________ /__/_______| |_________ ( |---- | | `---------------'--\\\\ .`--' `|||| SLEEPY HEAD, SLEEPY HEAD I DREAM OF JEANIE ALSO BONERS AND KIM BUT THOSE ARE NIGHTMARES #347: CALL THE ENCLAVE Mon, 2000 Jun 5 dean /\ ____ CALL THE ENCLAVE <> ( oo ) / <>_| ^^ |_ <> @ \ /~~\ . . _ | /~~~~\ | | /~~~~~~\/ _| | |[][][]/ / [m] |[][][[m] |[][][]| |[][][]| |[][][]| |[|--|]| |[| |]| ======== ========== |[[ ]]| ========== #348: WHY I HANG OUT WITH YOU Tue, 2000 Jun 6 dean DID I MENTION THAT I KNOW I DON'T KNOW WHY THE KARATE AND CAN PUT YOU IN FUCK I HANG OUT WITH A NON-LETHAL MODIFIED YOU ANYWAY CHOKE HOLD \ / \ / _ _ \. _(9> <6)_ ,/ \==_) (_==/ -'= ='- #354: WAY OVER HERE Mon, 2000 Jun 12 dean ,,,,,, i miss kim o#'9MMHb':'-,o, \ .oH":HH$' "' ' -*R&o, \ dMMM*""'`' .oM"HM?. ,MMM' "HLbd< ?&H\ .:MH ."\ ` MM MM&b . "*H - &MMMMMMMMMH: . dboo MMMMMMMMMMMM. . dMMMMMMb *MMMMMMMMMP. . MMMMMMMP *MMMMMP . `#MMMMM MM6P , ' `MMMP" HM*`, ' :MM .- , \ '. `#?.. . ..' \ -. . .- EVEN FUCKING WAY OVER ''-.oo,oo.-'' HERE WE KNOW THAT YOU FREAK #355: THINK Tue, 2000 Jun 13 dean J U S T ,--., .-=~\ .-=~\ '. \`'-..___| -. .' )} .' )} `'--..__`'--.,____,/ / // / // _.--|"'---.-~~ { // _ { / _-^ | | .;' (_) | .;' / |_ |_.-~ _ _ |_.-~ { (_) '-|/.-._ / \ / \.-._ '-|/.-._ | | |=/~-,\ `|| `| /~-,\ |=/~-,) {, |{ }) || |{ }) |{_./{ \\ || || || || || |/ ~^\\ \^.__ || |) || || |) || |) ^-._^~~--..__.-^ ( ^) / ( ^) ( ^) / ( ^) / ^~~--...-' "" (^) "" "" (^) "" (^) . . . EVERYBODY FUCKING HATES YOU #360: THE GAY SPIDER Sun, 2000 Jun 18 dean \ \____________/ /\__________/\ / /\________/\ \ / / /\______/\ \ \ / / / /\____/\ \ \ \ / / / / /\ /\ \ \ \ \ ___/_/_/_/_/__\/__\_\_\_\_\____ \ \ \ \ \ /\ / / / / / | \ \ \ \ \/__\/ / / / / | \ \ \ \/____\/ / / / | \ \ \/______\/ / / | \ \/________\/ / | \/__________\/ * DICKS !!!!!!!!!!! / \ / \ \ #365: YOU'RE A VAMPIRE Fri, 2000 Jun 23 dean SERIOUSLY DO YOU THINK SHE'LL COME BACK \ _,_ __ __ ._(@I@)_. / \-/ \ .--{___}--. ._\ | /_. .-/ Y \-. .__\__Y__/__. / | \ _{___}_ \__/-\__/ ' (@I@) ' ~^~ \ JESUS MAN GET OVER IT AND GET YOURSELF A NEW WOMAN BUT THIS TIME DON'T TELL HER YOU'RE A VAMPIRE #369: ONE OF THESE DAYS Tue, 2000 Jun 27 dean ^^ .-=-=-=-. ^^ ^^ (`-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ ^^ ^^ (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ ^^ ( `-=-=-=-(@)-=-=-` ) ^^ \ (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ I MISS KIM (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ \ (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ ^^ (`-=-=-=-=-`) \ `-=-=-=-=-` JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS UP WITH THIS GUY ^^ \ ONE OF THESE FUCKING DAYS #370: THESE ARE MY DEMANDS Wed, 2000 Jun 28 dean ____ ____ _=______________________-_ /,,,,\_____________/,,,,\ =< ' | ========|______________ |,( )/,,,,,,,,,,,,,\( ),| \| | ========|______________ \__,,,,___,,,,,___,,,,__/ / | ========|/ /,,,/(')\,,,/(')\,,,\ | | ========|' |,,,,___ _____ ___,,,,| |___| ________' |,,,/ \\o_o// \,,,| '.... / | | |,,| | |,,| |......| \ | |,,| \__/|\__/ |,,| |......|-____' \,,\ \_/ /,,/ |......| \__\___________/__/ '.......| _____________/,,,,,,,,,,,,,\_____________ |.......| / \,,,,,,,,,,,,,___________,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ \ |_______) ( ),,,,,,,,,,,/ \,,,,,,,,,,,( ) \_/_________,,/ \,,_________\_/ OKAY LISTEN UP THESE ARE MY DEMANDS I WANT ONE COPY OF FANGORIA (A RECENT ISSUE NOT THE OLD STUFF) AND THREE BOXES OF MILK DUDS AND I WANT KIM UP HERE FRONT AND CENTER OR THE TEDDY BEAR GETS IT #372: WHAT DOES A WORM DO Fri, 2000 Jun 30 dean __ WHAT DOES A WORM DO \_} .-./--. \ /# ^^ \ __ | | ("_\ .-. .-. /) \ / \\_//^\\_//^\\_// `"`"` `"` `"` `"` IT WRIGGLES ON THE GROUND AND MISSES KIM AND CALLS EVERYBODY LIARS / __ (\ .-. .-. /_") \\_//^\\_//^\\_// `"` `"` `"` __ DING \_} .-./--. / /# ^^ \ __ | | ("_\ .-. .-. /) \ / \\_//^\\_//^\\_// `"`"` `"` `"` `"` #406: KIM STORIES Thu, 2000 Aug 3 dean BLAH BLAH BLAH NO FUCKING DUH I NEVER SHUT UP I'M TIRED OF YOUR KIM STORIES \ / ______ _____ \ \. ./ /| |`\_____\ /_____/ | |` | | | | '| __-====-__ | | | | | | (~< >~>_| | | | | |_ __-====-__ {~~-====--~~: \ | | | | / (~< >~> !~~------~~/----`+----/ \----+----\~~-====--~~! \ \___ / \ ___/ / >------\ \ < > / /------< <_________________> <_________________> #415: GET THAT THING OUT OF MY FACE Sat, 2000 Aug 12 dean CHECK THIS OUT HOMEY I HAVE THESE FUNKY ASS SAMPLES UP ON MY WEB PAGE THAT EVERYBODY READS AND REALLY LIKES AND WHICH MAKES ME A WEB DEVELOPER AND A CONSULTANT AND EVERYBODY LOVES ME AND EVERYTHING IS ALL HER FAULT \ OKAY FUCKFACE IF YOU WOULD GET YOUR THUMB OUT OF YOUR DUMB ASS MAYBE YOU'D REALIZE THAT ___ YOU'VE BLOCKED EVERYBODY FROM YOUR PAGES ,'._,`. (-.___.-) ALSO MAYBE YOU COULD GET THAT THING OUT OF MY (-.___.-) FACE `-.___.-' / (( @ @| . __ \ ` | ,\ |`. @| | | _.-._ __`.`=-=mm===mm:: | | |`. | | | ,'=` '=`. ( `-'|:/ /:/ `/ @| | | |, @| @| /---)W(---\ \ \ / / / / @| | ' (----| |----) ,~ |\ \ / /| / / @| \---| |---/ | | \ V /||/ / `.-| |-,' | | `-' |V / \| |/ @' | , |-' __| |__ | .;: _,-. ,--""..| |..""--. ;;:::' " ) (`--::__|_|__::--') ,-" _, / \`--...___...--'/ ( -:--'/ / /`--...___...--'\ "-._ `"'._/ /`---...___...---'\ "-._ "---. (`---....___....---') .' ",._ ,' ) |`---....___....---'| /`._| `| | (`---....___....---') ( \ | / \`---...___...---'/ `. `, ^"" `:--...___...--;' `.,' `-._______.-' #419: I'M THE VICTIM Wed, 2000 Aug 16 dean . .. . . . . . . . . . . . ..xxxxxxxxxx.... . . . . MWMWMWWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMW . IIIIMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMttii: . . . IIYVVXMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWxx... . . IWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMx.. 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' . . . . . . . . . . . . -><- I SEE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME AND NOT BUYING MY "I'M THE VICTIM" STANCE TIME FOR MORE DRASTIC ACTION: THE "I'M REALLY AWFULLY FAT AND CAN'T MOVE AROUND WITHOUT OUTSIDE HELP" STANCE #427: GROW SOME BALLS Thu, 2000 Aug 24 dean ... MAYBE IF I BREAK MY ARM AND SET IT TWICE SHE'LL COME BACK TO ME .... / / O _______________ /\_ _| | _\__`[_______________| ] [ \, ][ ][ MY GOD MAN GROW SOME BALLS ALREADY \ \ \o/ | / \ #1137: NEW MARKETING TECHNIQUE Sun, 2002 Aug 4 dean /~@@~\, _______ . _\_\___/\ __ /\___|_|_ . _______ ~| |\|=|======\\______//======|=|/| |~ |_ | \ | | / | | \==-| \ | DEAN | / |----|~~) | | | | | | |____/~/ | | \____\____/____/ / / / | | {----------} /____/ / |___| /~~~~~~~~~~~~\ |_/~|_|/ \_/ [/~~~~~||~~~~~\] /__|\ | | | |||| | (/|[[\) [_] | | | | |_____| |_____| BZZZ BONK (_____) (_____) BURP | | | | BOOP DONK | | | | |/~~~\| |/~~~\| CALL THE ENCLAVE HONK /|___|\ /|___|\ <_______><_______> #1181: SAVE YOUR SOUL Tue, 2002 Sep 17 dean **** **** **** ************ ************ **** **** **** IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO SAVE YOUR SOUL. **** **** DEDICATE YOUR LIFE TO CHRIST TODAY. **** **** ALSO TELL KIM TO COME BACK TO ME. **** #1189: GAY IN SPACE Wed, 2002 Sep 25 dean ___________________ _-_ \==============_=_/ ____.---'---`---.____ GAY IN SPACE PEOPLE \_ \ \----._________.----/ \ \ / / `-_-' __,--`.`-'..'-_ /____ || CALL THE ENCLAVE `--.____,-' -. CRANK CALLS .- _..-'( )`-.._ ./'. '||\\. 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