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#88: DEAN
dean, figlet
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#294: SYSTEM NINJA
dean
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#296: MISSING KIM
dean, sesame
.---. .---. ME MISS KIM!
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#297: SUBMARINE
dean
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#302: I'M HERE FOR THE CHEESE
dean, disney
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#304: ONE DAY
dean
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#315: SOON I WILL BE IMMORTAL
dean
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#324: THIS MEANS YOU
dean
STOP STALKING ME
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#326: SHUT UP
dean
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#329: WRITER AND EDITOR
dean
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I PICTURE EACH ONE OF THE CHOCOLATE SQUARES
AS ONE OF THE PEOPLE I HATE & THEN I WHEN I
EAT THEM THEY CRY & SCREAM & SO I CAN PROVE
ONCE & FOR ALL THAT I AM A VAMPIRE & SYSTEM
NINJA & A WRITER & EDITOR OF A FAMOUS EZINE
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#331: A BRIDGE TOO FAR
allegra, dean
STOP CRANK CALLING ME
I'M THINKING ABOUT ALLEGRA /
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#341: NIGHTMARES
dean
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SLEEPY HEAD, SLEEPY HEAD
I DREAM OF JEANIE
ALSO BONERS
AND KIM BUT THOSE ARE NIGHTMARES
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#347: CALL THE ENCLAVE
dean
/\ ____ CALL THE ENCLAVE
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#348: WHY I HANG OUT WITH YOU
dean
DID I MENTION THAT I KNOW I DON'T KNOW WHY THE
KARATE AND CAN PUT YOU IN FUCK I HANG OUT WITH
A NON-LETHAL MODIFIED YOU ANYWAY
CHOKE HOLD
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#354: WAY OVER HERE
dean
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#355: THINK
dean
J U S T
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EVERYBODY FUCKING HATES YOU
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#360: THE GAY SPIDER
dean
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#365: YOU'RE A VAMPIRE
dean
SERIOUSLY DO YOU
THINK SHE'LL COME BACK
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JESUS MAN GET OVER IT AND
GET YOURSELF A NEW WOMAN
BUT THIS TIME DON'T TELL
HER YOU'RE A VAMPIRE
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#369: ONE OF THESE DAYS
dean
^^ .-=-=-=-. ^^
^^ (`-=-=-=-=-`) ^^
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^^ (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ ^^
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(`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ I MISS KIM
(`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^
(`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^
(`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ \
(`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
(`-=-=-=-=-=-=-`) ^^ ^^
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`-=-=-=-=-` JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS UP WITH THIS GUY
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ONE OF THESE FUCKING DAYS
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#370: THESE ARE MY DEMANDS
dean
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\_/_________,,/ \,,_________\_/
OKAY LISTEN UP THESE ARE MY DEMANDS
I WANT ONE COPY OF FANGORIA (A RECENT
ISSUE NOT THE OLD STUFF) AND THREE
BOXES OF MILK DUDS AND I WANT KIM UP
HERE FRONT AND CENTER OR THE TEDDY
BEAR GETS IT
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#372: WHAT DOES A WORM DO
dean
__ WHAT DOES A WORM DO
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IT WRIGGLES ON THE GROUND AND MISSES KIM
AND CALLS EVERYBODY LIARS
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#406: KIM STORIES
dean
BLAH BLAH BLAH NO FUCKING DUH
I NEVER SHUT UP I'M TIRED OF YOUR KIM STORIES
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#415: GET THAT THING OUT OF MY FACE
dean
CHECK THIS OUT HOMEY I HAVE THESE FUNKY ASS SAMPLES UP ON MY WEB PAGE THAT
EVERYBODY READS AND REALLY LIKES AND WHICH MAKES ME A WEB DEVELOPER AND A
CONSULTANT AND EVERYBODY LOVES ME AND EVERYTHING IS ALL HER FAULT
\ OKAY FUCKFACE IF YOU WOULD GET YOUR THUMB OUT
OF YOUR DUMB ASS MAYBE YOU'D REALIZE THAT
___ YOU'VE BLOCKED EVERYBODY FROM YOUR PAGES
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(-.___.-) FACE
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#419: I'M THE VICTIM
dean
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I SEE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME AND NOT BUYING MY "I'M THE VICTIM" STANCE
TIME FOR MORE DRASTIC ACTION: THE "I'M REALLY AWFULLY FAT AND CAN'T
MOVE AROUND WITHOUT OUTSIDE HELP" STANCE
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#427: GROW SOME BALLS
dean
... MAYBE IF I BREAK MY ARM AND SET IT TWICE SHE'LL COME BACK TO ME ....
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MY GOD MAN GROW SOME BALLS ALREADY
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#1137: NEW MARKETING TECHNIQUE
dean
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#1181: SAVE YOUR SOUL
dean
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**** IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO SAVE YOUR SOUL.
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**** DEDICATE YOUR LIFE TO CHRIST TODAY.
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**** ALSO TELL KIM TO COME BACK TO ME.
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#1189: GAY IN SPACE
dean
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\==============_=_/ ____.---'---`---.____ GAY IN SPACE PEOPLE
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#1219: QUIET YOU
dean
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#1431: ALT FAN NEWSGROUP ABUSE ABUSE ABUSE
dean, usenet
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#1722: ALPHA WAFFLE CANCEL FAQ
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#1847: 91 NEWSGROUPS
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