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#370: THESE ARE MY DEMANDS

Wed, 2000 Jun 28

dean

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                   OKAY LISTEN UP THESE ARE MY DEMANDS                  
                   I WANT ONE COPY OF FANGORIA (A RECENT                
                   ISSUE NOT THE OLD STUFF) AND THREE                   
                   BOXES OF MILK DUDS AND I WANT KIM UP                 
                   HERE FRONT AND CENTER OR THE TEDDY                   
                   BEAR GETS IT                                         

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