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#337: DON'T LOOK AT ME (Fri, 2000 May 26)
#336: DICK AND FIST (Thu, 2000 May 25)
#335: SIX BABIES (Wed, 2000 May 24)
#334: WHY DID YOU RAPE ME THERE (Tue, 2000 May 23)
#333: CLIMBING OUT (Mon, 2000 May 22)
#332: LOOKING FOR LOVE (Sun, 2000 May 21)
#331: A BRIDGE TOO FAR (Sat, 2000 May 20)
#330: BUDWEISER (Fri, 2000 May 19)
#329: WRITER AND EDITOR (Thu, 2000 May 18)
#328: STOP STARING (Wed, 2000 May 17)
#327: SNOWMEN (Tue, 2000 May 16)
#326: SHUT UP (Mon, 2000 May 15)
#325: IS THAT NORMAL (Sun, 2000 May 14)
#324: THIS MEANS YOU (Sat, 2000 May 13)
#323: TWENTY MARKS (Fri, 2000 May 12)
#322: FOR MY ONE AND ONLY (Thu, 2000 May 11)
#321: FIGHTING TITS (Wed, 2000 May 10)
#320: RICHARD GERE (Tue, 2000 May 9)
#319: FISTERY (Mon, 2000 May 8)
#318: AMPERSANDS OR AT SIGNS (Sun, 2000 May 7)
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#315: SOON I WILL BE IMMORTAL (Thu, 2000 May 4)
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#312: PLEASE (Mon, 2000 May 1)
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#310: LORD ALIVE (Sat, 2000 Apr 29)
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#308: GHOSTBUSTERS (Thu, 2000 Apr 27)
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#305: ANAL PROBINATOR (Mon, 2000 Apr 24)
#304: ONE DAY (Sun, 2000 Apr 23)
#303: L I C K I N G (Sat, 2000 Apr 22)
#302: I'M HERE FOR THE CHEESE (Fri, 2000 Apr 21)
#301: OUT OF THE CELLAR (Thu, 2000 Apr 20)
#300: YOU CAN'T TELL (Wed, 2000 Apr 19)
#299: LET'S ALL BE GAY (Tue, 2000 Apr 18)
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#321: FIGHTING TITS

Wed, 2000 May 10

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