_    ____   ____ ___ ___      _         _     _____          _       
   / \  / ___| / ___|_ _|_ _|    / \   _ __| |_  |  ___|_ _ _ __| |_ ___ 
  / _ \ \___ \| |    | | | |    / _ \ | '__| __| | |_ / _` | '__| __/ __|
 / ___ \ ___) | |___ | | | |   / ___ \| |  | |_  |  _| (_| | |  | |_\__ \
/_/   \_\____/ \____|___|___| /_/   \_\_|   \__| |_|  \__,_|_|   \__|___/

#3353: RECREATE '68 (Thu, 2008 Aug 28) ... #709: DICK HOARDER (Sat, 2001 Jun 2) #708: DON'T SQUIRM (Fri, 2001 Jun 1) #707: PRACTICING (Thu, 2001 May 31) #706: WHAT AM I PART TWO (Wed, 2001 May 30) #705: MOST DISTURBING UNIVERSE (Tue, 2001 May 29) #704: WORTHLESS ASSISTANT (Mon, 2001 May 28) #703: ZOMBIE (Sun, 2001 May 27) #702: MOMMY'S ROOM (Sat, 2001 May 26) #701: BAD CALVIN (Fri, 2001 May 25) #700: SOMEONE (Thu, 2001 May 24) #699: SO BAD (Wed, 2001 May 23) #698: THE TASTE (Tue, 2001 May 22) #697: BAD CAREER MOVE (Mon, 2001 May 21) #696: BEST ANAL FISTING (Sun, 2001 May 20) #695: NO (Sat, 2001 May 19) #694: STEPPED IN (Fri, 2001 May 18) #693: FLOWCHART (Thu, 2001 May 17) #692: THREE KINGS (Wed, 2001 May 16) #691: MODEM MOM (Tue, 2001 May 15) #690: CRAPPY MUSIC (Mon, 2001 May 14) #689: MUMBLEFUCK (Sun, 2001 May 13) #688: SMALLEST DICK EVER (Sat, 2001 May 12) #687: NUTWRENCH (Fri, 2001 May 11) #686: SMALL ITALIAN TOWN (Thu, 2001 May 10) #685: COME PICK ME UP (Wed, 2001 May 9) #684: GAYEST CONSTELLATION (Tue, 2001 May 8) #683: TINY AREN'T THEY (Mon, 2001 May 7) #682: BASIC GEOGRAPHY (Sun, 2001 May 6) #681: NEVER TOUCHED A GIRL (Sat, 2001 May 5) #680: GAY DRAGONS (Fri, 2001 May 4) #679: AMOEBAS (Thu, 2001 May 3) #678: UNINSPIRED (Wed, 2001 May 2) #677: SECOND UGLIEST (Tue, 2001 May 1) #676: PLAYWRIGHTS (Mon, 2001 Apr 30) #675: ALL THESE FAGGOTS (Sun, 2001 Apr 29) #674: FIRED (Sat, 2001 Apr 28) #673: OWLS (Fri, 2001 Apr 27) #672: LINUX (Thu, 2001 Apr 26) #671: HEY SCOTT ADAMS (Wed, 2001 Apr 25) #670: MOBILE PHONE CRAZE (Tue, 2001 Apr 24) #669: WHERE DOES THIS GO (Mon, 2001 Apr 23) #668: FOOT-AND-MOUTH (Sun, 2001 Apr 22) #667: DUMBEST SHOW EVER (Sat, 2001 Apr 21) #666: DEFORMED HEAD (Fri, 2001 Apr 20) #665: TWENTY-SEVEN STATES (Thu, 2001 Apr 19) #664: RETARDED GENERATION (Wed, 2001 Apr 18) ... #1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)

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