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#687: NUTWRENCH (Fri, 2001 May 11)
#686: SMALL ITALIAN TOWN (Thu, 2001 May 10)
#685: COME PICK ME UP (Wed, 2001 May 9)
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#683: TINY AREN'T THEY (Mon, 2001 May 7)
#682: BASIC GEOGRAPHY (Sun, 2001 May 6)
#681: NEVER TOUCHED A GIRL (Sat, 2001 May 5)
#680: GAY DRAGONS (Fri, 2001 May 4)
#679: AMOEBAS (Thu, 2001 May 3)
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#677: SECOND UGLIEST (Tue, 2001 May 1)
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#675: ALL THESE FAGGOTS (Sun, 2001 Apr 29)
#674: FIRED (Sat, 2001 Apr 28)
#673: OWLS (Fri, 2001 Apr 27)
#672: LINUX (Thu, 2001 Apr 26)
#671: HEY SCOTT ADAMS (Wed, 2001 Apr 25)
#670: MOBILE PHONE CRAZE (Tue, 2001 Apr 24)
#669: WHERE DOES THIS GO (Mon, 2001 Apr 23)
#668: FOOT-AND-MOUTH (Sun, 2001 Apr 22)
#667: DUMBEST SHOW EVER (Sat, 2001 Apr 21)
#666: DEFORMED HEAD (Fri, 2001 Apr 20)
#665: TWENTY-SEVEN STATES (Thu, 2001 Apr 19)
#664: RETARDED GENERATION (Wed, 2001 Apr 18)
#663: JUDICIAL NOTICE (Tue, 2001 Apr 17)
#662: SWAMP (Mon, 2001 Apr 16)
#661: FOUR SNAPSHOTS (Sun, 2001 Apr 15)
#660: SERIOUSLY NOT KIDDING (Sat, 2001 Apr 14)
#659: 31 YEARS OLD (Fri, 2001 Apr 13)
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#657: BONER LAND (Wed, 2001 Apr 11)
#656: LOVING YOU IS EASY (Tue, 2001 Apr 10)
#655: PUNCHED IN THE TITS (Mon, 2001 Apr 9)
#654: TAKE MY WALLET (Sun, 2001 Apr 8)
#653: MADRE DE DIOS (Sat, 2001 Apr 7)
#652: FATSUIT (Fri, 2001 Apr 6)
#651: NO RAPE (Thu, 2001 Apr 5)
#650: MICHAEL EISNER (Wed, 2001 Apr 4)
#649: DNA DOESN'T LIE (Tue, 2001 Apr 3)
#648: HALF A DEAD PROSTITUTE (Mon, 2001 Apr 2)
#647: INSERT CAREFULLY (Sun, 2001 Apr 1)
#646: FAG LEAF (Sat, 2001 Mar 31)
#645: WORST BLOWJOB EVER (Fri, 2001 Mar 30)
#644: SENATOR (Thu, 2001 Mar 29)
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#666: DEFORMED HEAD

Fri, 2001 Apr 20

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                     PLEASE SAVE ME                       

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