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#639: GANG UP ON ME (Sat, 2001 Mar 24)
#638: NOT A TRIDENT (Fri, 2001 Mar 23)
#637: ALL FULL (Thu, 2001 Mar 22)
#636: TALKING (Wed, 2001 Mar 21)
#635: WELL I'M NOT (Tue, 2001 Mar 20)
#634: NERDS RULE (Mon, 2001 Mar 19)
#633: TIGHT LITTLE ASS (Sun, 2001 Mar 18)
#632: FILLING MY SUIT (Sat, 2001 Mar 17)
#631: GAY VAMPIRE HAMMERHEAD SHARK (Fri, 2001 Mar 16)
#630: TOO POOR TO AFFORD CLOTHES (Thu, 2001 Mar 15)
#629: COCKSKETEERS (Wed, 2001 Mar 14)
#628: THIS BELL (Tue, 2001 Mar 13)
#627: SPEAKS FOR ITSELF (Mon, 2001 Mar 12)
#626: SMELL LIKE FISH (Sun, 2001 Mar 11)
#625: FOUR TWENTY (Sat, 2001 Mar 10)
#624: MIDDLE FINGER (Fri, 2001 Mar 9)
#623: DONKEY DONG (Thu, 2001 Mar 8)
#622: HELP ME FIND MY PRICK (Wed, 2001 Mar 7)
#621: BALLS MADE FRESH (Tue, 2001 Mar 6)
#620: PUNCHLINE REMOVED (Mon, 2001 Mar 5)
#619: CRACKER LOVER (Sun, 2001 Mar 4)
#618: TUFTE (Sat, 2001 Mar 3)
#617: DONG CATCHER (Fri, 2001 Mar 2)
#616: HURRY UP (Thu, 2001 Mar 1)
#615: PLAYING A BAGPIPE (Wed, 2001 Feb 28)
#614: KENNY (Tue, 2001 Feb 27)
#613: SEXUAL POSITION (Mon, 2001 Feb 26)
#612: PRIVACY (Sun, 2001 Feb 25)
#611: JACK IN THE BOX (Sat, 2001 Feb 24)
#610: MY HOMETOWN (Fri, 2001 Feb 23)
#609: ALIEN RACE OF COLORED WAX (Thu, 2001 Feb 22)
#608: ME TOO (Wed, 2001 Feb 21)
#607: DEAR LITTLE FISH (Tue, 2001 Feb 20)
#606: BLACKHAWKS RULE (Mon, 2001 Feb 19)
#605: WORLD WARS (Sun, 2001 Feb 18)
#604: PECKERWOOD (Sat, 2001 Feb 17)
#603: DALEK (Fri, 2001 Feb 16)
#602: PROUD MEMBER (Thu, 2001 Feb 15)
#601: BEST DRAWING EVER (Wed, 2001 Feb 14)
#600: EVERYTIME A BELL RINGS (Tue, 2001 Feb 13)
#599: SHEET MUSIC (Mon, 2001 Feb 12)
#598: WELL I NEVER (Sun, 2001 Feb 11)
#597: TEN COMMANDMENTS (Sat, 2001 Feb 10)
#596: RAPE RAYS (Fri, 2001 Feb 9)
#595: LAMEST TUTORIAL (Thu, 2001 Feb 8)
#594: A SAILBOAT HAS WANTS TOO (Wed, 2001 Feb 7)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#616: HURRY UP

Thu, 2001 Mar 1

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             ,**@**.  FUCKING HURRY UP    
             /&&&-b\  IN FIVE MORE MINUTES
            / &&&/& \ I WILL CUT MY HAIR, 
            /  _!!_ \  GET FAT, AND STOP  
           / /]{  }[\ \  WANTING SEX      
           \| (~~~~) |/  SO I DAMNED      
            /^\)  (/^\   WELL BETTER BE   
           ( \\(@*)// )   MARRIED FIRST   
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