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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#622: HELP ME FIND MY PRICK (Wed, 2001 Mar 7)
#621: BALLS MADE FRESH (Tue, 2001 Mar 6)
#620: PUNCHLINE REMOVED (Mon, 2001 Mar 5)
#619: CRACKER LOVER (Sun, 2001 Mar 4)
#618: TUFTE (Sat, 2001 Mar 3)
#617: DONG CATCHER (Fri, 2001 Mar 2)
#616: HURRY UP (Thu, 2001 Mar 1)
#615: PLAYING A BAGPIPE (Wed, 2001 Feb 28)
#614: KENNY (Tue, 2001 Feb 27)
#613: SEXUAL POSITION (Mon, 2001 Feb 26)
#612: PRIVACY (Sun, 2001 Feb 25)
#611: JACK IN THE BOX (Sat, 2001 Feb 24)
#610: MY HOMETOWN (Fri, 2001 Feb 23)
#609: ALIEN RACE OF COLORED WAX (Thu, 2001 Feb 22)
#608: ME TOO (Wed, 2001 Feb 21)
#607: DEAR LITTLE FISH (Tue, 2001 Feb 20)
#606: BLACKHAWKS RULE (Mon, 2001 Feb 19)
#605: WORLD WARS (Sun, 2001 Feb 18)
#604: PECKERWOOD (Sat, 2001 Feb 17)
#603: DALEK (Fri, 2001 Feb 16)
#602: PROUD MEMBER (Thu, 2001 Feb 15)
#601: BEST DRAWING EVER (Wed, 2001 Feb 14)
#600: EVERYTIME A BELL RINGS (Tue, 2001 Feb 13)
#599: SHEET MUSIC (Mon, 2001 Feb 12)
#598: WELL I NEVER (Sun, 2001 Feb 11)
#597: TEN COMMANDMENTS (Sat, 2001 Feb 10)
#596: RAPE RAYS (Fri, 2001 Feb 9)
#595: LAMEST TUTORIAL (Thu, 2001 Feb 8)
#594: A SAILBOAT HAS WANTS TOO (Wed, 2001 Feb 7)
#593: SPICE GIRLS (Tue, 2001 Feb 6)
#592: HI IRELAND (Mon, 2001 Feb 5)
#591: UNDER THE SINK (Sun, 2001 Feb 4)
#590: I GIVE UP (Sat, 2001 Feb 3)
#589: I AM NOT AFRAID (Fri, 2001 Feb 2)
#588: SERIOUSLY A RIVER (Thu, 2001 Feb 1)
#587: GO HOME (Wed, 2001 Jan 31)
#586: WHITE PEOPLE SUCK (Tue, 2001 Jan 30)
#585: HANDS OFF (Mon, 2001 Jan 29)
#584: NICE TATTOO (Sun, 2001 Jan 28)
#583: BIGTIME (Sat, 2001 Jan 27)
#582: HUNG AND IMPRISONED (Fri, 2001 Jan 26)
#581: ASSWORLD (Thu, 2001 Jan 25)
#580: FATNESS OF YOUR ASS (Wed, 2001 Jan 24)
#579: UPPITY QUEEN (Tue, 2001 Jan 23)
#578: PROFANITY EXPURGATED (Mon, 2001 Jan 22)
#577: PLEASE NOTE (Sun, 2001 Jan 21)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#599: SHEET MUSIC

Mon, 2001 Feb 12

  MANY CALL IT "SHEET MUSIC"              
BUT I CALL IT "COCK AND BALLS"            
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