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#653: MADRE DE DIOS (Sat, 2001 Apr 7)
#652: FATSUIT (Fri, 2001 Apr 6)
#651: NO RAPE (Thu, 2001 Apr 5)
#650: MICHAEL EISNER (Wed, 2001 Apr 4)
#649: DNA DOESN'T LIE (Tue, 2001 Apr 3)
#648: HALF A DEAD PROSTITUTE (Mon, 2001 Apr 2)
#647: INSERT CAREFULLY (Sun, 2001 Apr 1)
#646: FAG LEAF (Sat, 2001 Mar 31)
#645: WORST BLOWJOB EVER (Fri, 2001 Mar 30)
#644: SENATOR (Thu, 2001 Mar 29)
#643: HOLLYWOOD (Wed, 2001 Mar 28)
#642: MIDDLE AMERICA (Tue, 2001 Mar 27)
#641: DANNI ASHE (Mon, 2001 Mar 26)
#640: PLEASE HELP ME (Sun, 2001 Mar 25)
#639: GANG UP ON ME (Sat, 2001 Mar 24)
#638: NOT A TRIDENT (Fri, 2001 Mar 23)
#637: ALL FULL (Thu, 2001 Mar 22)
#636: TALKING (Wed, 2001 Mar 21)
#635: WELL I'M NOT (Tue, 2001 Mar 20)
#634: NERDS RULE (Mon, 2001 Mar 19)
#633: TIGHT LITTLE ASS (Sun, 2001 Mar 18)
#632: FILLING MY SUIT (Sat, 2001 Mar 17)
#631: GAY VAMPIRE HAMMERHEAD SHARK (Fri, 2001 Mar 16)
#630: TOO POOR TO AFFORD CLOTHES (Thu, 2001 Mar 15)
#629: COCKSKETEERS (Wed, 2001 Mar 14)
#628: THIS BELL (Tue, 2001 Mar 13)
#627: SPEAKS FOR ITSELF (Mon, 2001 Mar 12)
#626: SMELL LIKE FISH (Sun, 2001 Mar 11)
#625: FOUR TWENTY (Sat, 2001 Mar 10)
#624: MIDDLE FINGER (Fri, 2001 Mar 9)
#623: DONKEY DONG (Thu, 2001 Mar 8)
#622: HELP ME FIND MY PRICK (Wed, 2001 Mar 7)
#621: BALLS MADE FRESH (Tue, 2001 Mar 6)
#620: PUNCHLINE REMOVED (Mon, 2001 Mar 5)
#619: CRACKER LOVER (Sun, 2001 Mar 4)
#618: TUFTE (Sat, 2001 Mar 3)
#617: DONG CATCHER (Fri, 2001 Mar 2)
#616: HURRY UP (Thu, 2001 Mar 1)
#615: PLAYING A BAGPIPE (Wed, 2001 Feb 28)
#614: KENNY (Tue, 2001 Feb 27)
#613: SEXUAL POSITION (Mon, 2001 Feb 26)
#612: PRIVACY (Sun, 2001 Feb 25)
#611: JACK IN THE BOX (Sat, 2001 Feb 24)
#610: MY HOMETOWN (Fri, 2001 Feb 23)
#609: ALIEN RACE OF COLORED WAX (Thu, 2001 Feb 22)
#608: ME TOO (Wed, 2001 Feb 21)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#630: TOO POOR TO AFFORD CLOTHES

Thu, 2001 Mar 15

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