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#620: PUNCHLINE REMOVED (Mon, 2001 Mar 5)
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#618: TUFTE (Sat, 2001 Mar 3)
#617: DONG CATCHER (Fri, 2001 Mar 2)
#616: HURRY UP (Thu, 2001 Mar 1)
#615: PLAYING A BAGPIPE (Wed, 2001 Feb 28)
#614: KENNY (Tue, 2001 Feb 27)
#613: SEXUAL POSITION (Mon, 2001 Feb 26)
#612: PRIVACY (Sun, 2001 Feb 25)
#611: JACK IN THE BOX (Sat, 2001 Feb 24)
#610: MY HOMETOWN (Fri, 2001 Feb 23)
#609: ALIEN RACE OF COLORED WAX (Thu, 2001 Feb 22)
#608: ME TOO (Wed, 2001 Feb 21)
#607: DEAR LITTLE FISH (Tue, 2001 Feb 20)
#606: BLACKHAWKS RULE (Mon, 2001 Feb 19)
#605: WORLD WARS (Sun, 2001 Feb 18)
#604: PECKERWOOD (Sat, 2001 Feb 17)
#603: DALEK (Fri, 2001 Feb 16)
#602: PROUD MEMBER (Thu, 2001 Feb 15)
#601: BEST DRAWING EVER (Wed, 2001 Feb 14)
#600: EVERYTIME A BELL RINGS (Tue, 2001 Feb 13)
#599: SHEET MUSIC (Mon, 2001 Feb 12)
#598: WELL I NEVER (Sun, 2001 Feb 11)
#597: TEN COMMANDMENTS (Sat, 2001 Feb 10)
#596: RAPE RAYS (Fri, 2001 Feb 9)
#595: LAMEST TUTORIAL (Thu, 2001 Feb 8)
#594: A SAILBOAT HAS WANTS TOO (Wed, 2001 Feb 7)
#593: SPICE GIRLS (Tue, 2001 Feb 6)
#592: HI IRELAND (Mon, 2001 Feb 5)
#591: UNDER THE SINK (Sun, 2001 Feb 4)
#590: I GIVE UP (Sat, 2001 Feb 3)
#589: I AM NOT AFRAID (Fri, 2001 Feb 2)
#588: SERIOUSLY A RIVER (Thu, 2001 Feb 1)
#587: GO HOME (Wed, 2001 Jan 31)
#586: WHITE PEOPLE SUCK (Tue, 2001 Jan 30)
#585: HANDS OFF (Mon, 2001 Jan 29)
#584: NICE TATTOO (Sun, 2001 Jan 28)
#583: BIGTIME (Sat, 2001 Jan 27)
#582: HUNG AND IMPRISONED (Fri, 2001 Jan 26)
#581: ASSWORLD (Thu, 2001 Jan 25)
#580: FATNESS OF YOUR ASS (Wed, 2001 Jan 24)
#579: UPPITY QUEEN (Tue, 2001 Jan 23)
#578: PROFANITY EXPURGATED (Mon, 2001 Jan 22)
#577: PLEASE NOTE (Sun, 2001 Jan 21)
#576: LET'S BE GAY (Sat, 2001 Jan 20)
#575: IN UNISON (Fri, 2001 Jan 19)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#597: TEN COMMANDMENTS

Sat, 2001 Feb 10

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       -------The ASCII ART FART Ten Commandments.---------      
                                                                 
           \\\\`///                                              
           /  _  _|                  1/ NO COCKSUCKING ON DUTY   
          (\'('\/')                  2/ WHEN IT HURTS YOU YOU'VE 
    ______/(    >(__                    BOUGHT IT                
   /`-    \ \_=__| `\                3/ ARTISTS FORMERLY KNOWN AS
  /       /__(  _____\  _____           PRINCESS MUST OFFER FREE 
 /_ \.____    ,"     "."     ",__       BLOWJOBS                 
|    /   _\__/_       -       /  \   4/ IF ANYONE CALLS YOU BETTY
\/      /____  \ASCII FART FAQ ///      YOU GET TWO FREE JERKS   
 )     / /   \__\     -        |     5/ NO ONE LIKES A SORE DICK 
 '-.__|_/    ///| I      VI    |        (TOO MUCH JERKING)       
      \_     |        |        |     6/ HE WHO SMELLS IT FIRST   
        |    |   II      VII   |        DEALT IT                 
         \   |        |        |     7/ WHEN I POUND MY NUTS WITH
         /   |  III      VIII  |        A HAMMER IT BRINGS ME    
         \   |        |        |        CLOSER TO GOD            
          \_ |   IV      IX    |     8/ I FORGET                 
            \|        |        |     9/ ONCE UPON A TIME I ATE   
             |    V      X     |        RABBIT SHIT              
             |______b'ger______|    10/ THERE IS NO SPOON        

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